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Title: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on July 13, 2005, 03:11:41 PM
This makes me realize there's  no Berserk pr0n out there. Anyone want to start a contest?  :guts:

You heard the man! Now I will happly except all good old types of pornographic material. It must contain Berserk characters, and look really good. I'll be more then happy to send you a free TV to the person that wins free of charge. I will ship it at my exspense. Anywho, I of course will be a judge. I'm guessing Walter would be the other judge.

   Oh well Get to work you pornographers!  :troll:


Rules:

1  It can't be a comic, it has to be a stand alone drawing.

2  It will not have any of the munchkens in it. IE nothing with anyone younger looking then Isidro or poopsy the witch. If you brake this rule, I'll think of something.

3  Nothing fucking nasty, for Christs sake.  :-X

4  It has to be original work, I'll find a way to make sure you're not cheating and it'll suck.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on July 13, 2005, 11:50:36 PM
Can't wait!  Whoever wins... will be a winner!

Seriously though Bob. Im not going to discount comics. If someone wants to draw and write a story to their porn, by all means! :carcus:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: SaiyajinNoOuji on July 14, 2005, 12:03:44 AM
Rules:


3  Nothing fucking nasty, for Christs sake.  :-X

So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring!  :puck:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: CnC on July 14, 2005, 12:42:46 AM
So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring!  :puck:

that still gives me nightmares...
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Shane on July 14, 2005, 01:09:01 AM
So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring!  :puck:
When I read that, I imagined a Goatse/Guts spoof
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: SaiyajinNoOuji on July 14, 2005, 01:09:56 AM
When I read that, I imagined a Goatse/Guts spoof
I like your thinking.  :carcus:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: grendelrt on July 14, 2005, 03:33:25 AM
Man why do I have the feeling Guts is about to have 2 DragonSlayers....
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: TheSkyTraveller on July 14, 2005, 04:14:06 AM
You heard the man! Now I will happly except all good old types of pornographic material. It must contain Berserk characters, and look really good. I'll be more then happy to send you a free TV to the person that wins free of charge. I will ship it at my exspense. Anywho, I of course will be a judge. I'm guessing Walter would be the other judge.

   Oh well Get to work you pornographers!  :troll:

Hey, if you guys are going to hijack this section for porn, at least let me be one of the judges!   :carcus:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Rage Incarnate on July 14, 2005, 07:16:00 PM
There is actually plenty out there...  I mean I think I saw some once...  Rickert and Casca...  While she is disturbed.  Someone had a sick mind.

Edit: I just read the thread where Walter joked about the contest.  I see Aazealh knows too.  Is it the same one we are talking about here?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: xechnao on July 14, 2005, 07:39:51 PM
 :carcus:                                         
                                                  :troll:                                                                                    :casca:°===/     |                                                                  
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aazealh on July 14, 2005, 07:40:04 PM
I see Aazealh knows too.  Is it the same one we are talking about here?

You're talking about the "Forces" erotic doujinshi, which is one among many. It also contains a story about Jill being raped by Zepec's friends.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: TheSkyTraveller on July 14, 2005, 08:47:26 PM
You're talking about the "Forces" erotic doujinshi, which is one among many. It also contains a story about Jill being raped by Zepec's friends.

Wow, that sounds like a real turn on.  :schierke:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: pippin22 on July 14, 2005, 08:50:29 PM
I hate doujinshi... so stupid, even the ones that aren't porn.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: TheSkyTraveller on July 14, 2005, 08:59:54 PM
That's kind of a gross generalization.  Not all doujinshi are about existing, copywritten characters.  Many (most?) are original works.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on July 14, 2005, 09:14:28 PM
You're talking about the "Forces" erotic doujinshi, which is one among many. It also contains a story about Jill being raped by Zepec's friends.
Isn't Jill like... 11? And isn't that... illegal?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aazealh on July 14, 2005, 09:20:42 PM
Isn't Jill like... 11? And isn't that... illegal?

Drawing underage characters having sex isn't illegal as far as I know, at least not in Japan (lolicon phenomenon). Same could be said of all the "rape" porn out there, raping is illegal, but fictional stuff isn't. I wouldn't bet on this though, I'm not a legal expert or anything like that, and making pornographic material using characters from a popular series probably isn't authorized (pun?) anyway.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: SaiyajinNoOuji on July 14, 2005, 09:52:19 PM
Isn't Jill like... 11? And isn't that... illegal?
ZXOMG!!!!1111  i want donload this!!111 aNy0/\/e go7 any otrrent sites!?!1111111shitshiftoneone+
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Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: pippin22 on July 14, 2005, 11:34:49 PM
That's kind of a gross generalization.  Not all doujinshi are about existing, copywritten characters.  Many (most?) are original works.

Wouldn't that be a manga?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: TheSkyTraveller on July 15, 2005, 02:13:02 AM
Wouldn't that be a manga?

They're all manga, but doujinshi can also refer to a fan or amateur produced comic that's not professionally published by a company.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Triggormortis on July 15, 2005, 04:27:18 AM
Enough talk. More action.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on July 16, 2005, 02:27:58 PM
Seriously though Bob. Im not going to discount comics. If someone wants to draw and write a story to their porn, by all means! :carcus:

Ok Ok comics are allowed now.

So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring! :puck:

That's 100% correct.

Hey, if you guys are going to hijack this section for porn, at least let me be one of the judges!   :carcus:

Fine then I guess I have to change everything to make you happy!  :judo:

:carcus:                                         
                                                  :troll:                                                                                    :casca:°===/     |                                                                 

that's  not what I was thinking of dude.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: CnC on July 16, 2005, 09:52:07 PM
I forsee the  :carcus: emoticon being used a lot in this thread...
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: handsome rakshas on July 16, 2005, 10:51:58 PM
 :carcus: +  :casca: = :troll:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Trashcan on August 03, 2005, 04:15:36 AM
:carcus: +  :casca: = :troll:
NOOooo! Please, let's not start back down that dark and perilous road! Something similar was down about a year or two ago H.R., and it wound up with stuff like "Donovan+Guts' Ass= Boscogne" and equally strange, repellant pictures. Now, since I have no real talent for drawing hot naked people, I must beg and plead the many talented artists here at SK.net-Please, fulfill V_H_B's request for Berserk Porn! Cheesecake Casca, Fondling Farnese, Heck, even Princess of Pain (C)harlot(te) would suffice! :beast: :carcus: :void:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Tristram on August 13, 2005, 03:35:55 PM
ZXOMG!!!!1111  i want donload this!!111 aNy0/\/e go7 any otrrent sites!?!1111111shitshiftoneone+
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agreed.

also I should be able cook up some more Zodd related porn for you guys.  Who should his next victim be?  (He already broke Guts' jaw)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vaxillus on August 15, 2005, 11:15:06 PM
I think there are too many guys on this forum for any more 'twangers.'  And no, I don't like Yaoi. :SK:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: whitehawk* on August 23, 2005, 06:09:47 AM
You heard the man! Now I will happly except all good old types of pornographic material. It must contain Berserk characters, and look really good. I'll be more then happy to send you a free TV to the person that wins free of charge. I will ship it at my exspense. Anywho, I of course will be a judge. I'm guessing Walter would be the other judge.

   Oh well Get to work you pornographers!  :troll:


Rules:

1  It can't be a comic, it has to be a stand alone drawing.

2  It will not have any of the munchkens in it. IE nothing with anyone younger looking then Isidro or poopsy the witch. If you brake this rule, I'll think of something.

3  Nothing fucking nasty, for Christs sake.  :-X

4  It has to be original work, I'll find a way to make sure you're not cheating and it'll suck.
Can it be guy on guy hehehehehehe :griff:....ahh just read above darns it!!!!!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on August 25, 2005, 08:44:33 AM
(http://madballxero.homestead.com/files/ultimaten00die1.jpg)

.....I have made my contribution.

Let me know where I can pick up my prize!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: SaiyajinNoOuji on August 25, 2005, 09:27:49 AM
I love you and demand to have your babies
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: asmer on August 25, 2005, 10:05:01 AM
Let me know where I can pick up my prize!
The "upper" part of the picture for sure deserves a nice prize!!!... :guts:

But... was really what's under Guts' knees... necessary... :isidro: :schierke:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: *Gyom* on August 25, 2005, 12:02:58 PM
Brilliant !  :guts: :puck:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Bacongod on August 25, 2005, 12:56:00 PM
this is kind of strange to see.

why is the brand on his penis...?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Rhombaad on August 25, 2005, 03:25:05 PM
Guts looks....glorious... :isidro:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on August 26, 2005, 07:27:18 AM
I try to do what I can, in the name of ART!

In the horrid and twisted world of Berserk, one cannot simply rule out scat so easily.

Guts definitely had to have given his share of facial dookings at one point or another. THINK about it.

It's like, common logic for Christ sakes!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Shane on August 26, 2005, 01:57:48 PM
Ouch. A branded testicle in the eclipse :o
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on August 26, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
LOL

So far it's the winner.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Mortar on August 27, 2005, 07:20:34 PM
Ouch. A branded testicle in the eclipse :o

Yeah can you imagine how bad it would hurt if he banged Slann?

It would be the first time the man would have a period instead of the woman.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on August 27, 2005, 07:52:30 PM
(http://skullknight.net/images/gutsgross.gif)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: whitehawk* on September 07, 2005, 05:47:46 PM

.....I have made my contribution.

Let me know where I can pick up my prize!

LMAO you win in my eyes  :carcus:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Razgriz on September 09, 2005, 03:06:52 PM
OMFG  that made me laugh sooo hard!  I was gonna do something like that untill i seen that and was ultimatly defeated. What makes it KEY funny is how hes
1.Naked&Squating (yes they only work together)
2.Shitting maddly and on puck
3. Huge Erection&And angry Face (yes they build off eachother)
4. Brand on his nut sack
5 THE BEST PART is!!   Guts Shouting  GRIFFITH!!! as if hes about to attack him.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Ramen4ever on September 30, 2005, 03:00:34 PM
AHAHAH.. thats great :troll:
I almost fell off my chair on that one  :guts:
all you need next is griffith..
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: -rob- on October 01, 2005, 06:13:15 PM
LOL... Uncalled for IMO but still hilarious!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: T.portal-G. on October 07, 2005, 01:52:21 AM
Shit i was in the libary and started to laugh really loud. Caught me by surprise. Now people are trying to look at my screen. Thanks alot. i think you definatly won. 
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gaddes on October 11, 2005, 07:05:53 PM
lol holy hell.  :isidro: wrong on so many lvl's but god is it ever funny.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Darth on October 11, 2005, 08:52:15 PM
http://madballxero.homestead.com/files/ultimaten00die.jpg
LMFAO!!! now thats an avatar waiting to happen.Ive seen the drawing a while back and i lmao.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: kimchan on October 12, 2005, 09:08:07 PM
It's beautiful, in a horrible sort of way.  I'm not sure anyone can beat this hilarity, I can't stop laughing!

Good show, Viral Harvest!  :guts:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: -rob- on October 16, 2005, 04:07:02 PM
Someone contact Art Of War I think we found what the new Guts statue should look like. :troll: (Just Kidding!)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Ramen4ever on October 19, 2005, 03:39:38 PM
Yea, just imagine that on your shelf.. your gf walks in..  :???: uh huh..
 :troll:  its gotta have a name though.. like at the bottom of the statue. " The mighty Dragon Slayer"
I never thought that would be the way griffith went down..
scratch the shitting part, that would get u into a strap suite in some room with nothing but white walls and lights...

its funny, no matter how many times i look at it.. when i see the entire picture i still laugh my ass off :guts:

my compliments, you are truly a gifted artist!! Miura would be.. um  proud :miura:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: handsome rakshas on October 19, 2005, 05:51:22 PM
The name should be like "Milennum Falcon Guts shitting version exclusive with brown colored Puck" or something like that.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: lost to me on October 21, 2005, 03:29:09 AM
good christ! thats the funniest thing ive seen ever. thank you! thank you!

you have officially coined the phrase "facial dookings" in my book.

i think you should make another one of Guts pulping Casca's Dooks.

oh yeah. i went there :chomp: :chomp:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: newdoom3 on November 02, 2006, 04:59:02 AM
Give me a week and I'll post mine, >.>
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aazealh on November 02, 2006, 08:47:15 AM
Give me a week and I'll post mine, >.>

You're a year late man.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: newdoom3 on November 03, 2006, 05:17:29 AM
Oh sh1t, really? :isidro:

dude, lol, I didnt even see the date, godawm. =O..


Oh well...
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: SaiyajinNoOuji on November 03, 2006, 09:08:50 AM
You're a year late man.
Has it really been a year already? sweet shite.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Ramen4ever on November 03, 2006, 10:58:49 PM
Your contribution would still be welcome!!! :guts:

Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Rhombaad on November 03, 2006, 11:22:13 PM
You're a year late man.

Wow, hadn't realized it'd been that long....damn. :griff:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: newdoom3 on November 05, 2006, 08:16:20 AM
Your contribution would still be welcome!!! :guts:



Neato, All be right on it =)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on April 03, 2011, 06:37:22 AM
I must have missed the 5-year anniversary, haha.

Somehow I found my way back to this forum, it's funny that I have roughly 30 posts but I've been around here and there since 2003. Oof how time flies!  :ganishka:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Truder on April 03, 2011, 07:29:28 AM
I must have missed the 5-year anniversary, haha.

Somehow I found my way back to this forum, it's funny that I have roughly 30 posts but I've been around here and there since 2003. Oof how time flies!  :ganishka:
OMG! its the winner of the Official SkullKnight.net Berserk Porn Contest!!!! :isidro: you have blessed me with your presence! no other has been able to defeat you for 6 years!  :ubik:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 03, 2011, 02:16:38 PM
OMG! its the winner of the Official SkullKnight.net Berserk Porn Contest!!!! :isidro: you have blessed me with your presence! no other has been able to defeat you for 6 years!  :ubik:

That also has to do with Newdoom3 taking a really long time with his/her porn submission!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on April 04, 2011, 02:44:52 AM
Haha, it always seems that I'm drawn back to Berserk in some way shape or form. Psyched that this series and forum are both still going strong.  :guts:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Death May Die on April 05, 2011, 03:43:37 AM
!!!

LOL, that made my day!!!

Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Draculoid on April 07, 2011, 11:41:37 PM
Haha that picture is amazing ! Totally caught me off guard and had me laughing my ass off  :ganishka:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: ElfHell on April 08, 2011, 02:41:52 AM
I probably could have gone my whole life and never seen that.  :P
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 08, 2011, 03:23:25 AM
I probably could have gone my whole life and never seen that.  :P

And you would've been all the worse for it. :troll:

I vote we make the competition annual.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Turkitage on April 08, 2011, 04:06:34 AM
I vote we make the competition annual.

There'd be no point. His art is unmatched.

3  Nothing fucking nasty, for Christs sake.  :-X

Though, per those subjective rules held by bob, I think he was disqualified and never won that tv! (http://skullknight.net/images/emoticons/conradtest.gif)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 08, 2011, 07:57:59 PM
Though, per those subjective rules held by bob, I think he was disqualified and never won that tv! (http://skullknight.net/images/emoticons/conradtest.gif)

I'm no longer in the Army/Iraq. So this rule has been lifted.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 08, 2011, 10:53:13 PM
I'm sensing the possibility of another round here. What say you, O Pornmaster Bob?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 08, 2011, 11:02:28 PM
After carefully thinking about the contest's recent rise in popularity, and frequent midnight phone calls from Graibolatula (our very own Sk.net power couple), so i decided on starting the contest back up.

So far I have no NEW rules, other than my embargo on disgusting pornography has been lifted.

Gobolatula is a judge and he has been told to judge harshly (you reading this Gobolatula means I just told you).

So yeah, but be creative people. Don't just draw Puck fucking whomever, ask your self, "Could I see Puck having sex with _____". So yeah, extra points given to people for drawing character inspired pornography. Isidro is also not off limits, make all the barn yard animal jokes you can. Draw a troll lemon party (please don't post a real lemon party).

And now I gotta leave to get hammered. Good Bye Skullknight.net! Let this madness commence!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 08, 2011, 11:14:33 PM
May I participate?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 08, 2011, 11:15:32 PM
I'm sensing the possibility of another round here. What say you, O Pornmaster Bob?

so i decided on starting the contest back up.

Your wish came true! I just can't wait to see your sultry submission.  This contest had untold possibility. :guts:

May I participate?

I'm cool with a judge participating.  It's all in good fun anyways.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 08, 2011, 11:30:43 PM
Yes. Yes sir.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 08, 2011, 11:47:15 PM
So yeah, but be creative people. Don't just draw Puck fucking whomever, ask your self, "Could I see Puck having sex with _____". So yeah, extra points given to people for drawing character inspired pornography. Isidro is also not off limits, make all the barn yard animal jokes you can. Draw a troll lemon party (please don't post a real lemon party).
Ahh, so points will be awarded for not only composition, but concept. I may have an idea...
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 08, 2011, 11:52:35 PM
So yeah, but be creative people. Don't just draw Puck fucking whomever

How dare you besmirch the original pre-Berserk Porn Contest image!

http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/berzerk.swf
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 08, 2011, 11:56:54 PM
Well....shit.  May as well delete mine now.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 09, 2011, 12:00:22 AM
Okay, guys. As your judge, I want quality. So on that note,
UNLEASH YOUR EVIL.
(http://www.erikthejuiceman.com/berkporn1.gif)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Madam President on April 09, 2011, 12:21:14 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD, GUYS! I'M DYING! :ganishka:

I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 09, 2011, 12:26:16 AM
Hahahah.  Way to stick it to em' guts!  Love the attention to detail.

Your amazing Schierke baseball avatar is back.  Yippee!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 09, 2011, 12:30:58 AM
Okay, guys. As your judge, I want quality. So on that note,
UNLEASH YOUR EVIL.
[Walter] 9:28 pm: I love it but...
[Walter] 9:28 pm: was the Beherit behind Femto at the time? or did Guts' cock pierce through Femto's chest, which held the Beherit?
[Gobolatula] 9:28 pm: i imagined it being behind femto
[Gobolatula] 9:28 pm: but uh
[Gobolatula] 9:28 pm: it's better to think it was his heart haha
[Walter] 9:29 pm: wow, it's both a porn submission AND a Berserk theory: Beherits are the God Hand's hearts!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 09, 2011, 12:41:13 AM
Congratulations to this year's winner, you've truly lived up to your name... Gobs. :guts:

BTW, love the Beast as porn director with the thumb's up in the background. Delish. :beast:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Eluvei on April 09, 2011, 01:19:28 AM
I almost didn't post this after Gobolatula's Masterpiece, but it would be unfair to my fans.

(http://i.imgur.com/kPDbG1.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 09, 2011, 01:24:35 AM
Oh man I split a gut on that one.  Stellar work.  I love the channel he's on.  Hahahah.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 09, 2011, 01:44:20 AM
I don't know what scares me more, Mozgus's face, his giant peen, or his anklesocks... :judo:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Diaz on April 09, 2011, 01:57:18 AM
I love the channel.   :ubik:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 09, 2011, 02:16:12 AM
(http://skullknight.net/images/isidropron11.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 09, 2011, 02:37:56 AM
Officially the best thread ever.  I love all the variety we're getting up in here.  Good work folks!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 09, 2011, 02:42:20 AM
Nice use of lighting and texture here. It really emphasizes the sense of urgency and passion in Isidro's rendezvous with a.... Schierumpkin? :???:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 09, 2011, 02:43:49 AM
Nice use of lighting and texture here. It really emphasizes the sense of urgency and passion in Isidro's rendezvous with a.... Schierumpkin? :???:
Thanks. The atmosphere was intended to make the viewer feel as uncomfortable as possible in witnessing this taboo act of love expression to a gourd.  :isidro:  :schierke:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 09, 2011, 03:33:27 AM
Thanks. The atmosphere was intended to make the viewer feel as uncomfortable as possible in witnessing this taboo act of love expression to a gourd.  :isidro:  :schierke:

Great, because that's totally the vibe I got from it. :magni:

(http://min.us/jkGs9c1.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 09, 2011, 03:50:05 AM
Congrats Aphasia, I think this may be the first shot of female genitalia the Berserk Porn Contest has seen since it's inception! :troll:

Awesome faces, I kinda picture Guts's nostrils quivering furiously in that last panel.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Turkitage on April 09, 2011, 04:35:19 AM
hahaha these are so freakin funny. Aphasia, that's really good. Though, I didn't know Guts smoked!

Gob, what is wrong with you?!? what is wrong with you people!!?!? Man... this really brighten up my day. Thanks guys.

Congrats Aphasia, I think this may be the first shot of female genitalia the Berserk Porn Contest has seen since it's inception! :troll:

yeah... I feel we are a little too overzealous on the penises, eh?

Thanks. The atmosphere was intended to make the viewer feel as uncomfortable as possible in witnessing this taboo act of love expression to a gourd.  :isidro:  :schierke:

mission accompished = \
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: SrCraneo on April 09, 2011, 04:37:38 AM
haha
this thread is awesome, it reminds me of this post by Griffith from a while back

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/304preview.jpg)

http://www.skullknight.net/forum/index.php?topic=10203.msg167890#msg167890

See also: http://www.skullknight.net/forum/index.php?topic=10203.msg167946#msg167946
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Eluvei on April 09, 2011, 04:38:38 AM
Guys, we should mail our submissions to Miura!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Death May Die on April 09, 2011, 08:14:17 AM
 :carcus:

Yes, maybe before long I too can contribute to the debauchery.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 09, 2011, 10:32:24 AM
Too much talking. Not enough porn.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 09, 2011, 01:47:31 PM
Holy shit! This is so much win in this thread. I didn't expect to see this much content.
Gob: I love how the Beherit is giving Guts a blowjob. Yet, I still shuddered uncontrollably at his stump.  :magni:
Eluvia: I think this is also an interpretation of the human condition applied to Mozgus jerking it to Guts shitting on Puck. Your picture will haunt my dreams for years to come, good job!
Walter: The second picture to feature a blow job, this time from a pumpkin! Try changing it up, maybe try sheep with Schierke hair!
Aphasia: Holy shit! I should have seen that coming, but I didn't think anyone would have fisting ITT. I do love beaver though, so keep up some beaver.
Guys, we should mail our submissions to Miura!

I feel like if we did, Miura would stop his work on Berserk. So lets wait until AFTER he is done to send them off.

Too much talking. Not enough porn.
This.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 09, 2011, 05:26:09 PM
Too much talking. Not enough porn.

Well, these aren't official submissions, but they definitely belong in the gallery:

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/190.jpg)

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/Gutsram2.jpg)

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/gutsdiq.jpg)

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/Gutsfinalbattle.jpg)

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/ultimatebattle.GIF)

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/brokebackmidland2.jpg)

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/gutsnuts.jpg)

Repeat: these weren't made specifically for this contest. :ganishka:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 09, 2011, 07:27:32 PM
Hahah that's some great material.  I hope the final battle is as awesome as your portrayal.  I remember seeing that last image in an episode thread somewhere, I bust out laughing when I saw it the first time.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 09, 2011, 08:26:59 PM
I think each submission from this point on should have the AOOOOGA sound effect.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 10, 2011, 03:08:51 AM
I think each submission from this point on should have the AOOOOGA sound effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9YWb-ymM2U&feature=related
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 10, 2011, 03:15:56 AM
Here's my submission! I like to call this one "Date Night." :casca:

(http://www.skullknight.net/grail/DateNight.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 10, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
Here's my submission! I like to call this one "Date Night." :casca:

Has to be the hottest submission yet.  Who would've thought Beherit-on-Beherit action was so frisky?

She looks a bit bored.  Maybe the sex isn't as "Egg"cellent as she thought it would be.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Nomad on April 10, 2011, 03:58:49 AM
She looks a bit bored.  Maybe the sex isn't as "Egg"cellent as she thought it would be.
Not every venture ends in climax, a fact well known to women ;).  Remember that.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on April 10, 2011, 05:13:47 AM
I can't even handle this thread hahaha, leave it to Berserk fans to come up with the most demented, fucked up shit. I need to step up my game, this one is going to require some serious thought.  :femto:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 10, 2011, 02:06:40 PM
Holy shit Grail!

Next three submissions must naturally fit in the Aoooooga sound effect.  :slan:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 10, 2011, 02:28:45 PM
I love the little bow on the girl beherit.

Keep 'em coming, guys. The crazier the better.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Turkitage on April 10, 2011, 02:42:02 PM
I can't even handle this thread hahaha, leave it to Berserk fans to come up with the most demented, fucked up shit. I need to step up my game, this one is going to require some serious thought.  :femto:

Oh, god. Look at what you guys and gals have done!!! The undefeated champ is once again going to try to reclaim what was his. This.... is going to be.... brutal.

May whatever you believe in.. have mercy on your souls.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 10, 2011, 04:57:19 PM
Something I think would be an interesting mix to all of this. If any of you want to write a short piece of pornographic literature for the contest, do so. Just keep it short so we aren't reading a wall of text plz.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 10, 2011, 05:10:20 PM
Here's a haiku I came up with.

Deep in the Qliphoth:
sexual constipation,
sweaty monkey love.

 :carcus:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on April 11, 2011, 01:25:51 AM
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7827/berserk21.png)

We might all become Griffith sympathizers after all.  :sad:

Sorry for the obnoxious size, it only seemed appropriate  :beast:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 11, 2011, 01:45:43 AM
... :magni: Oh baby Jesus.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 11, 2011, 02:50:45 AM
Oh man, way to go, Viral Harvest. A fine mix of hilarious and genuinely creepy.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Ramen4ever on April 11, 2011, 04:01:56 AM
Is that his ass prolapsing out onto the ground? :isidro:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Nomad on April 11, 2011, 04:08:21 AM
I don't know exactly what that last image is, or how I am supposed to react... but HEYYYY!  whatever floats your boat!  :magni:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 11, 2011, 04:11:33 AM
Just gross.. :magni:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Turkitage on April 11, 2011, 04:19:27 AM
In Reference to Viral's latest submission.. as I said:

May whatever you believe in.. have mercy on your souls.

Yeah, I just quoted myself. this is of course in order too: :magni:

I have no clue if this would fit into the "Aoooooga" sound effect. Let alone anything else.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 11, 2011, 04:40:57 AM
I have no clue if this would fit into the "Aoooooga" sound effect. Let alone anything else.
You have to admit though, it's an entry befitting of the legendary round 1 winner. :ganishka: And I guess this would count as porn for somebody out there... :???:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on April 11, 2011, 06:00:07 AM
I was originally going to have Guts behind him wearing a Tutu, lipstick, and a ball-gag but I was too emotionally drained by the time I got to the end of drawing my home boy Griffith.

And yes, that would be his colon/intestinal tract as best as my off-hand knowledge of anatomy would allow me to cast curses on MSPaint. He's lucky he got away with just a pink sock, if you ask me.  :mozgus:

But hey, look at the bright side - I can sell it on Gurochan and be on an FBI watch-list!

Apologies to the ill though.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Irvine on April 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8010/imgoe.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Draculoid on April 11, 2011, 06:31:06 PM
So many awesome entries ! :D Keep me coming!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 11, 2011, 06:56:13 PM
So many awesome entries ! :D Keep me coming!

Freudian slip? :carcus:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: D-Scape on April 11, 2011, 07:42:00 PM
This has got to be some of the most perverted filth I've seen outside the imagination of Go Nagai. :ganishka: Keep'em cumming!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 11, 2011, 07:51:32 PM
Congrats Irvine, I think you're the first person to submit a drawing that's remotely fappable. :ganishka: Records being broken left and right, I can hardly keep track!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 11, 2011, 09:11:31 PM
Congrats Irvine, I think you're the first person to submit a drawing that's remotely fappable. :ganishka:
Is that the objective? Do we really want this thread to become a masturbation chamber? What say the Vox Populi?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 11, 2011, 09:35:18 PM
Is that the objective? Do we really want this thread to become a masturbation chamber? What say the Vox Populi?
I don't think we should push people one way or the other, as long as the entries continue to be consistently weird/hilarious.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't make that observation about Irvine's drawing to get more "sexy" entries, but more because... well, it's true. Unless you're some sort of deviant. :azan:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 11, 2011, 10:36:03 PM
Don't get me wrong, I didn't make that observation about Irvine's drawing to get more "sexy" entries, but more because... well, it's true. Unless you're some sort of deviant. :azan:
There's nothing deviant about my pumpkin fetish.  :azan:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: TheBranded1 on April 12, 2011, 12:35:13 AM

Well, here's my submission to the thread


(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3263/powen1.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 12, 2011, 12:36:04 AM
Serpico? Farnese? Anna? It's a choose your own sexual adventure game!  :ganishka:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: TheBranded1 on April 12, 2011, 01:19:05 AM
Serpico? Farnese? Anna? It's a choose your own sexual adventure game!  :ganishka:

Actually I was going for Owen  :slan:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 12, 2011, 02:23:20 AM
For Owen you get 8 cool points. The rest of the submittors have cool points as well, but I'm not saying how many just yet.

This is truly the best thread on the forum.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Ramen4ever on April 12, 2011, 02:57:43 AM
Out of curiosity, is there a deadline on this?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Señor Caudillo on April 12, 2011, 03:39:03 AM
Out of curiosity, is there a deadline on this?

Never!!  :puck:
It may have taken over 5 years for this thread to really kick off, but now there shall be no stopping it.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Grail on April 12, 2011, 04:44:52 AM
I concur with Old Bay. For once, there's a contest where everyone's a winner! :slan:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Death May Die on April 12, 2011, 06:01:17 AM
Grail,

I love your SkullKnighty horsie!  :serpico:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Irvine on April 12, 2011, 12:55:48 PM
Quote
Is that the objective? Do we really want this thread to become a masturbation chamber?

So my drawing is too sexy?  :sad:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 12, 2011, 03:38:18 PM
So my drawing is too sexy?  :sad:
I was just a little creeped out by how genuine the porn aspect was.

I figured this thread was supposed to entertain us, whether it's with a clever idea or just plain comedy. But straight up porn is just not how I envisioned this contest. Then again, it's not my contest.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Jaze1618 on April 12, 2011, 09:14:39 PM
Freudian slip? :carcus:

HILARIOUS :ganishka:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 13, 2011, 03:14:49 AM
Out of curiosity, is there a deadline on this?

I think you meant, please never have a deadline.

I was just a little creeped out by how genuine the porn aspect was.

I figured this thread was supposed to entertain us, whether it's with a clever idea or just plain comedy. But straight up porn is just not how I envisioned this contest. Then again, it's not my contest.

I'm not going to say no. Yeah try for something funny, but I'm not going to give a hoot (or two) about something like that. If I had to say no to Irvine's, I'd have to say no to other things, especially something like Viral Harvests last one (for being terrifying). Anyways, keep in mind your goal is to make everyone else laugh with what you're making. 
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: SrCraneo on April 13, 2011, 10:56:17 AM
Here's my entry  :badbone:

(http://i.imgur.com/WwV1V1.png)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 13, 2011, 11:21:24 AM
Holy...

EDIT:
The deadline is NEXT FRIDAY. It's a very special date cuz that's when I get my paycheck.

The prize is 2 bucks which will be paypal'd to the winner by me through paypal.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Truder on April 13, 2011, 11:43:10 AM
that is too hot to describe! nice picture SrCraneo! :ubik:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 13, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Oh, how beautiful, how it moves me... love, hate, torture, pleasure... life and death... it's all there! :slan:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: IncantatioN on April 13, 2011, 08:15:37 PM
Man, a topic of epic proportions :femto: ... I like the last drawing a lot ... especially the detail that went into the veins/ blood vessels and shading aspects :farnese:. Damn, it's real to single out just 1 drawing to be honest! Good luck judges.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 13, 2011, 08:32:06 PM
Haha, Pucks reaction is great.  I wish I could see his face.

I can't...imagine that feeling very good, to be honest.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on April 13, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
It took me a quick second to realize that wasn't Skully eating out a zombie. I have a new favorite! Bravo, my good man. Tastefully done, haha!  :guts:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Ramen4ever on April 14, 2011, 03:25:49 AM
I like the way her saggy wrinkled breast is wresting on Skullknight's smooth bald crown. It's this kind of detail that puts things over the top.  :guts:

I'm assuming since SK has no tongue or lips that he used the Beherits in his stomach to form the Dildo of Actuation.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: IncantatioN on April 14, 2011, 03:32:53 AM
I like the way her saggy wrinkled breast is wresting on Skullknight's smooth bald crown. It's this kind of detail that puts things over the top.  :guts:

I'm assuming since SK has no tongue or lips that he used the Beherits in his stomach to form the Dildo of Actuation.
Daaaahahahaha ... Dildo Of Actuation XD
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 14, 2011, 11:01:10 AM
Where is my Aoooga sound effect?  :mozgus:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 15, 2011, 06:50:59 AM
Here you go:

(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/bonenightsml.jpg)

I decided to go in a more HUMERUS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humerus) direction, nyuk nyuk. :badbone:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Diaz on April 15, 2011, 09:18:41 PM
"BONE NIGHT THE DESTROYHER" LMAO
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 16, 2011, 01:55:05 AM
Holy shit, Griffith. BRAVO.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Sammoniac on April 16, 2011, 06:14:50 AM
I rarely post on this forum, but I just couldn't resist this thread ...

I have a few other ideas, more will probably cum soon  :ganishka:

(http://k.min.us/imBbFg1.JPG)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 16, 2011, 02:36:22 PM
Where is the "aoooga" sound effect Sammoniac? Disqualified!  :femto:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 16, 2011, 02:40:11 PM
I can't see your image Sammoniac. :judo:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 16, 2011, 02:43:54 PM
I can't see your image Sammoniac. :judo:

Right click, open image in new tab.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Turkitage on April 16, 2011, 03:59:29 PM
I rarely post on this forum, but I just couldn't resist this thread ...

oh god.. disgusting!! go back to not posting anymore!! (j/k)  :ganishka:

Casca needs to shave though...
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Truder on April 16, 2011, 04:18:43 PM
eww gross :puck:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 16, 2011, 06:04:04 PM
My efforts to take the contest in a more yukky, less gross direction were in vain. :judo:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 16, 2011, 06:06:36 PM
My efforts to take the contest in a more yukky, less gross direction were in vain. :judo:

Everyone is to ignore Sammoniac's entry. He ignored the contest rules and left out the "Aooga" sound effect.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Diaz on April 16, 2011, 06:41:06 PM
I can't see it?  :sad:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 16, 2011, 06:50:44 PM
I can't see it?  :sad:
Right click, open image in new tab.
________________________________________________________________________________
Everyone is to ignore Sammoniac's entry. He ignored the contest rules and left out the "Aooga" sound effect.

For shame. :femto:

I just noticed the rose boxers.  Nice touch.  :ganishka:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Sammoniac on April 16, 2011, 07:57:38 PM
Ok guys, this one is tasteful enough  :carcus:

And contains the Aoooga effect.

(http://k.min.us/ikqa4K1.JPG)

BTW, can someone tell me where I can upload my images for them to be displayed correctly on here please?
I'll probably do more, but only if people can see them...yeah, I'm probably a noob I know :???:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aphasia on April 16, 2011, 08:18:15 PM
Ok guys, this one is tasteful enough  :carcus:

And contains the Aoooga effect.

BTW, can someone tell me where I can upload my images for them to be displayed correctly on here please?
I'll probably do more, but only if people can see them...yeah, I'm probably a noob I know :???:

I personally use Imgur because of it's simple interface.  Minus is good, too. 

http://min.us/
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Sammoniac on April 16, 2011, 08:23:41 PM
I personally use Imgur because of it's simple interface.  Minus is good, too. 

http://min.us/

Thanks, I'll try it next time (as long as they don't delete images with adult content).

Can you see the Griffith picture in my previous post? Or is it a link?
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Diaz on April 16, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
I rarely post on this forum, but I just couldn't resist this thread ...

I have a few other ideas, more will probably cum soon  :ganishka:

(http://s4.postimage.org/xsbn1i9m8/caskafinal.jpg)

WOW can't even describe that one.  :isidro:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: puppet12ca on April 17, 2011, 04:36:01 AM
At Times like This I am reminded of my utter inability to draw yet I had a concept I wanted to share so here is my half assed attempt using Paint
(http://i.min.us/ikpPQc1.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Sammoniac on April 17, 2011, 05:54:32 AM
At Times like This I am reminded of my utter inability to draw yet I had a concept I wanted to share so here is my half assed attempt using Paint

haha, you just ruined my Farnese fantasy  :sad:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Madam President on April 17, 2011, 02:05:05 PM
This thread is magical.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 17, 2011, 02:31:53 PM
I think we all owe Mr. Miura an apology. I'm not kidding.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Lithrael on April 17, 2011, 04:41:16 PM
I rarely post on this forum, but I just couldn't resist this thread ...

Bwaahahahahhaha!  You have amused my inner feminazist.    :griffnotevil:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Walter on April 17, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
So, I know the winner of the contest gets money from Gobs, but I'm pretty sure some of these entries owe us money for having to view them.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 17, 2011, 11:36:29 PM
After lots of thought, after this contest is over, I plan to print out each and every one of these entries. I expect all of the artists to send me a PM including an explanation of your entry and a personal apology to Kentarou Miura. I've taken a lot of inspiration from the letter SKnet wrote to Miura. I have a translator who will translate all the explanations / apologies to Japanese and I will be sending a package to Japan on behalf of skullknight.net to atone for our sins. I pray that our new letter will reach Mr. Miura and he will accept our collective apology...

(http://www.erikthejuiceman.com/joking.png)

_________________________________________________________

The last batch of entries have been less then stellar, guys. I am disappointed. You can do better.

Get creative. Get silly.

Show some love for the series. Something like Roderick boning his ship. Or Azan posing in the nude still wearing his knight's helmet. In other words, show that you know a little something about Berserk. Not just "this character being gross" or "this character paired with this random character."

The deadline's coming up. I want you guys to make some good art to win my 2 dollars.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: deamonsonfire on April 18, 2011, 06:42:32 PM
I have no artistic ability whatsoever but you guys inspired me....im bustin out the MSPaint
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: TheBranded1 on April 18, 2011, 07:31:22 PM
OK let's try one more time.
(http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/648/adonm1.jpg)
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Vampire_Hunter_Bob on April 18, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
OK let's try one more time.

You're missing an Aoooga sound effect, but good job staying consistent with the character!
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 18, 2011, 11:33:46 PM
Fantastic, inspiring work, Brandy.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Viral Harvest on April 19, 2011, 07:01:45 AM
After the Berserk porn contest has concluded, we should gather the entries and make them all work-safe. Or, might I propose a work-safe Berserk porn contest? :schnoz:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Aazealh on April 19, 2011, 08:30:44 AM
The amount of tastelessness and general lack of humor & creativity exhibited in this thread mean there won't be another "porn" (somewhat a misnomer here) contest, regardless of the intended variation. And while we're at it, this contest is now over. It's run its course.

There's a lot of themes that can be built upon to promote creative fun without vilifying the series and its characters. Those are to be preferred.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Gobolatula on April 19, 2011, 08:55:23 AM
AND THE WINNER IS:
(http://www.skullknight.net/griffith/bonenightsml.jpg)

I decided to go in a more HUMERUS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humerus) direction, nyuk nyuk. :badbone:
Griffith.

The cheesy goofy smile gets me. Skully just looks so happy to be part of this production, like, "Ooh boy! I'm gonna be a star!"

Plus 80,300 cool points for "AOOGA."

Plus 92,356 cool points for the pun included with the image.

Congrats, Griffith. You're now $2 richer. PM me with your paypal email to claim your prize.

For those of you who didn't win, just remember. We're all losers here. Enjoy your Berserk porn.
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Proj2501 on April 19, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/RRomero704/photo.jpg)
FUCK!!!!!! I MISSED THE DEADLINE!!!!    :judo:      Congrats Griffith!

Fun fact: Had to do this on a sticky during a meeting yesterday.  :ganishka:
Title: Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
Post by: Griffith on April 19, 2011, 05:14:29 PM
Wow, I'm at a loss for words, other than I truly didn't expect this. Congrats to the other entrants, and thanks Gobs, glad you liked my silly gag! BTW, I'm proud to announce our newest mod: Gobolatula! Also, for no reason whatsoever, he's being credited with an additional 2,000 posts! :griffnotevil:

The amount of tastelessness and general lack of humor & creativity exhibited in this thread mean there won't be another "porn" (somewhat a misnomer here) contest, regardless of the intended variation. And while we're at it, this contest is now over. It's run its course.

There's a lot of themes that can be built upon to promote creative fun without vilifying the series and its characters. Those are to be preferred.

I'M A WINNER! :ubik:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/RRomero704/photo.jpg
FUCK!!!!!! I MISSED THE DEADLINE!!!!    :judo:      Congrats Griffith!

Lucky me you did! And thanks.

Fun fact: Had to do this on a sticky during a meeting yesterday.  :ganishka:
Haha, you're the real winner, at least in my heart. :slan: