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Berserk Merchandise / Re: How can I clean my statue?
« on: January 04, 2008, 04:38:02 AM »
The "Compressed Air Machine" could cost you up to $200...but I would be more than happy to sell you one for 3 simple installments of 34.99!!!...Yes, all you have to do is pay me in excess of $100 and I will send you a can of compressed air with 3 free bonus straws that can attach to the nozzle of your spraying machine, and all your cleaning worries will be like "dust in the wind". As an added bonus I will totally be an ass, and throw in the secret that compressed air can be purchased locally for about $3 dollars!!! Good God I'm An Ass! PM me NOW!!!

Off to wax my pecs, and perfect ass...
-Hoff

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Berserk Merchandise / Re: Some good statues on Ebay right now!
« on: December 01, 2007, 09:30:26 PM »
Hey all, I'm taking offers for my Guts Blackswordsman statue on ebay right now. Is an Art of War no-serial with no breaks, great condition, classic Guts. Not too shabby for an Xmas gift. Thanks to anyone interested! http://cgi.ebay.com/Berserk-Statue-Black-Swordsman-Episode-of-Birth-Feast_W0QQitemZ270191141564QQihZ017QQcategoryZ99992QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Site & Forum News / Re: Chat Room - Now Open
« on: March 09, 2007, 06:18:37 AM »
Yes, chat room here seems to be working fine. Its really too bad that I only got to spend an hour and a half alone in there staring at my gleaming pecks. They really should have the opportunity to be admired by all...

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Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Fans of other anime/mangas?
« on: March 09, 2007, 06:06:30 AM »
Didn't cry at Grave of the Fireflies!? You soulless beast! Really though, Now and Then, Here and There is worth watching...depressing as it may be. I'd rent it locally or online if that is an option since it doesn't have too much replay value. If you'd like to learn how to cry again, buy it, as well as some fresh onions, listen to The Cure all night, and watch NTHT followed by the Samurai X: Reflection OVA, while periodically glancing at the pages from the Birth of Feast where judeau and pippin meet their fate, and hire a homeless person to tell you his life story while he randomly jabs at you with his hobo knife screaming "Why wouldn't you ever hug me mommy!!!".

Anime-wise I did enjoy several of the more popular shows: Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Rurouni Kenshin (except for the third season which mostly sucked bawls), Neon Genesis...Ninja Scroll and the Samurai X OVA's are a must see. There are a few other anime shows that generally go overlooked but I enjoyed just because they really felt at the heart of anime, for example: 3x3 Eyes, Blue Seed, Escaflowne, Nadesico, Slayers (1st season is fairly slow but second and third seasons really pick up). I recently re-watched Boogie Pop Phantom which also ain't too shabby if you're looking for a show leaning towards the spooky/bizarre. On the manga side of things, I haven't read too much, but Lone Wolf and Cub has been long but consistent with quality story lines, kenshin is lighter and fairly enjoyable, and it isn't hard to agree that Akira is a worthwhile addition to any manga collection (Look for the Barnes and Noble Hardbound edition if you can find it...tis sweet!).

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Berserk Merchandise / Re: Anyone done business with A-bd?
« on: February 21, 2007, 05:37:35 PM »
Aaz, you are a gentleman and a scholar, and a judge of fine whiskey. Many thanks

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Berserk Merchandise / Re: Anyone done business with A-bd?
« on: February 21, 2007, 07:03:43 AM »
Well, Its been about 2 weeks, I've written a-bd.com 3 separate times now and have yet to receive a reply. My email was very polite and professional. I explained the damages and how the un-secured head created the damages, offered to show pictures, requested an exchange, return/refund or a partial refund for the damages...and have heard nothing. What do I do next? Is there someone I can report these guys to, or at least mention filing a report of some kind so these guys won't keep blowing me off? Must I find a crimson Beherit and make it exude tears so I can send the godhand after these guys? Thanks for your help!

-Nobody F*cks with tha Hoff...except for hotties with big jugs

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Berserk Merchandise / Anyone done business with A-bd?
« on: February 07, 2007, 05:39:58 AM »
Yo! I'm pretty much new to the forum here, but I was curious if anyone has done business with a-bd.com before? I purchased a translucent (aka Glow-in-the-void) edition of knight of skeleton from them for what seemed like a pretty penny. The statue arrived with the head floating around down by the feet. My heart sunk. Not a knick of skullknight's crown remaining, and several small breaks on the various spikes protruding from the very spikey skullknight armor. I began searching for the various pieces floating around in the package, (discovered it was easier to do by shining a flash light and then turning off the lights) and some I could not find. I'm beginning to wonder if maybe it was broken even before shipping to the U.S.
I wrote the website about this a few days ago and have yet to hear back. I'm hoping someone here maybe knows of their reputation or has done business with them before. I'm feeling as busted up as my statue every time I look at skully's crownless skull. I'm going to go cry now... :judo:   Any responses (or comforting) would be welcome! Thanks

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Berserk Merchandise / Re: Not Sure what statue I ended up with....
« on: February 07, 2007, 05:21:42 AM »
Hello!

This is my first time posting on sk but I've pm'd a few of you before. You're a pretty swell bunch! Anyways, I was browsing berserkstatues today and noticed that dk's description for the regular edition Griffith Hawk Soldier statue has blue hair and red cape. This came as a surprise to me as I realized that after all this time owning the statue I did not know that I had anything other than a regular edition. My statue has blue hair and an off-white cape with blue undertones. The serial is #0000. Whats tha deal with my Griffith? Is he just a freak? Anyone else have the same statue?

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