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Current Episodes / Re: Episode 261
« on: August 24, 2005, 10:24:06 PM »
It is simply logical† that if there is† Sylvester(s) somewhere there has to be Tweety also† ;D ;D ;D :P :P :P

"I tought I taw a putty tat...I deed, I deed!"

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Abused kittens
« on: August 20, 2005, 05:04:22 PM »
This was a hoax....A rather old one.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Episode III: Backstroke of the West
« on: August 20, 2005, 05:00:09 PM »
I like the fact that they call the Jedi Council, the Presbyterian Church.  Why can't they just use the word Jedi instead of trying to use Chinese words.

Current Episodes / Re: Episode 260
« on: August 10, 2005, 12:26:19 AM »
without the bangs he'd kinda look like Sting...

no wait, it's just that he has a similar hairline to the man. neermind.

I think he'd look more like a dark-haired version of this dude.

Guts looks alot like some old movie star from the 80's to me there
Ya know the one from the Masters Of The Universe movie and the Old Punisher movie dang i foget his name i think it might be Raulph London or sumthin bah ill go look it up when im not feelin so lazy
anyone else see it or is it just me

Miura said in an interview that Guts's face is actually modeled after Rudger Hauer, the psycho android from Blade Runner.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: More ninja fun
« on: May 17, 2005, 10:26:45 PM »
swedish ninja rock band

more songs

this is for real, they even have a tour schedule

Ow, my ears!  I hope you die.

Current Episodes / Re: Episode 254
« on: April 09, 2005, 01:07:28 AM »
Does it seem odd to anybody that Farnese comes back after all that time (completely out of the blue), and nobody seems even slightly interested in where she she has been or what she was up to?

"Farnese?! Wow we thought you might be dead.† Anyway meet your new fiancee, put on this dress, and get ready for the big ball.† We've got to get you reintroduced to society know, your brother's friend."

Shootin' the Breeze / I guess technically these aren't one-liners
« on: February 13, 2005, 05:43:44 PM »
The following units of Starcraft after clicking them about a million times:

Sarah Kerrigan
"Easily amused, huh?"
"Doesn't need a telepath do know what you're thinking..."
"You get hot annoying people, don't you?"

Edmond Duke
"Been a General for fifteen years..."
"Now, I'm taking orders from a pup!"

Samir Duran
"Mwha ha ha I like your style friend!"
"But I think you're getting a little too familiar..."
"I don't believe we've met..."
"I am Duran... Who are you?"
"I told you my name!! It's Duran! DURAN!"
"What's so funny?!?"
"Please, please, tell me now...."
"Is there something I should know?"

"Are you gonna give me orders?!?!"
"Oh my god! He's whacked!"
"I don't know how to get out this chicken *BEEP* outfit!"

And my personal favorite....

"Where does it hurt"
"You want another physical?"
"Turn your head and cough"
"Ready for your spunge bath?"

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Where are you from?
« on: February 09, 2005, 02:40:06 AM »
Born and raised in San Antonio with brief stints in Austin and College Station for educational purposes.† I've recently settled in Houston so I'll probably have to stop calling it a bad-trafficy shithole.

Edit: All of these cities are in central/east Texas, USA

Current Episodes / Re: Episode 251
« on: February 09, 2005, 02:26:09 AM »
Immature comment:

This preview has tons of photoshop potential. ;D

Shootin' the Breeze / Paradise Lost Theories...
« on: December 03, 2004, 10:56:13 PM »
Sure maybe it's not realistic but be creative.

-Mods: feel free to move this topic to whichever forum you deem appropriate.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: San Andreas
« on: November 21, 2004, 07:39:49 PM »
I also liked GTA III more than Vice City.  I liked the missions alot more and some of the cool new features in Vice City made the game a little to easy.  For example, once I had access to a helicopter the game suddenly became "Grand Theft Helicopter" for me.  I found out a way of using the thing in just about every mission.  Also the side businesses are cool, but it doesn't take too long before you have more money than you could possibly spend.

Still, the GTA series in one of the funnest video game series that I've played, so I plan on eventually getting San Andreas at some point.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Voting.
« on: November 02, 2004, 12:53:55 PM »
Ok, only two options to make things easy. So who voted?

Edit: Crap! Forgot the "I'm from some other country I can't vote." option.

I think people will get the idea that it's a poll for the US president.

Shootin' the Breeze / We should start
« on: October 25, 2004, 10:02:25 PM »
I read the whole friggin' article about that freak and nowhere does it say how much the dude curls?


Thanks google

300 lb cheat curls...whatever the hell that means.  He also graphically depicts his experieneces screwing a one-legged pornstar.

Current Episodes / Re: Episode 244
« on: September 21, 2004, 05:34:30 AM »
Even Schierke doesn't seem to know that Griffith is the Fifth Angel incarnate or THE Hawk, and she's smarter and knows a hell of a lot more than your average Midlander.

Guts doesn't seem to be very good at relaying this kind of (plot relavent) information.† Or any personal information.

Site & Forum News / Re: Sugestion for NOOBZ!
« on: September 17, 2004, 09:41:46 PM »

huh? did you mean next volume?

Shhh....It's a trick question for noobs.

Site & Forum News / Sugestion for NOOBZ!
« on: September 17, 2004, 07:26:31 PM »
I don't know if anybody has been toying around with this idea, but I think it would be good to force people to pass a mandatory quiz before posting in the "Berserk" and "Translation" forums.†

This quiz would be multiple choice and would ask questions that could easily be answered by reading the Encyclopedia or FAQ...Questions like, "When does the next season of Berserk come out?" or "Where can I buy the manga?† Is it in English?"

It seems like this would be more efficient than some hapless novice coming in to the Current Chapters forum and getting flamed to hell after asking a simple question.† If flaming is an integral part of the process, maybe it could be done after failing said quiz.† Something like, "You can't post here stupid Nuub!!† Go back to the encyclopedia.† You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!" or something along those lines.

I can't begin to know how much trouble it would be to implement this feature, as I don't know jack shit about programming.† But if the quiz were multiple choice and set up like a poll, it seems like it could be easily automated.

Edit: Just to clarify, they could still access and read everything, just not post.

Current Episodes / Re: Ganishka
« on: September 17, 2004, 03:11:48 PM »
Not to let the thread go to pottyroom....

So if Ganishka is going against the will of the five hand and their lovely reincarnated prince, how come they just don't take him out? I am sure the no matter how powerful he is, he is still no match for the five themselves... your thoughts ??

The general answer....

They exist in different relms.  Special conditions are required for there to be any direct interaction between God Hand and a lowly apostle.  They control fait of mankind, so they aren't really rooting for one dude over another.

Edit: I don't know if you've read this but it may help.

Shootin' the Breeze / *I'm confused. What were we talking about again?
« on: September 04, 2004, 05:49:14 PM »

Yeah, it's all i the elctorals, our voices will be lost anyway.

But not if you live in a swing state.† Am I right?!*

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: not again
« on: August 29, 2004, 05:15:08 AM »
This problem deserves its own thread.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Open water
« on: August 29, 2004, 02:59:11 AM »
It has been getting good reviews, but I have not desire to see it.  I just don't like the principle of marketing a movie as "based on a true" story when the main characters disappear early on and there's no real way of knowing what the hell happened.  I felt so incredibly duped after the last dude drowned in The Perfect Storm.

You know what? I hope the real Tom and Eileen Lonergan show up some day and say, "Man that's such a crappy movie.  Look at all these dopes watching this overly dramatized crap.  They better give us alot of money."

Shootin' the Breeze / Bump
« on: August 25, 2004, 05:01:34 AM »
Well today is a very sad day for me.† The US women's volleyball team just lost.† Why would I be so despondant over such a seemingly unimportant event?† Well I no longer get to stare at this gorgeous woman in action:

Farewell Logan Tom.† If God answers my prayers, I may someday see you again playing pro beach volleyball.† Hopefully before you start looking old, manish and wrinkley like alot of the other women's beach volleyball players.

Well, Carrie Tollofson; itís up to you to keep my hopes alive for watching beautiful but obscure American female athletes compete at the Olympics.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Athens
« on: August 21, 2004, 05:36:39 AM »
go Canada :*(

No, yall can't have any gold medals.† This is the summer games.† But don't you worry.† Last time I checked, people that live in the vast, frozen wastelands of the north seem to do alright in the winter games.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: AP classes, Important or just good?
« on: August 21, 2004, 03:13:00 AM »
Okay so that doesn't quite describe what I'm getting at here. This Year I will be taking AP American, because the other history classes are BS classes. However that's not what this is about, so i don't know why i mentioned it. This year i'll also be taking pre-calc. I go to a half assed, "we're not a private school but we don't follow any of the stuff the district tells us to" school. They may or may not offer AP clac, depending on if they get a teacher. I plan to take AP calc senior year, but If I do:
1. I may have to stay for 3 more hours, no senior "yay we don't have any more classes to do because you made us finish them in middle school" half day thing. Which may keep me from getting a second job, which will mean that all of my money from my first job will prolly go towards insurance.
2. I'm not sure if I could handle AP calc because my former math B year 1 teacher told me that AP calc is basically the best way to send your grades into the crapper.
Since almost everyone here has gone through High School, I'm sure there's at least one who went into AP calc and could tell me how hard it is, and if it really does have any benefit other than not having to take it in college.

You might be less bored.  Do you like math? (at least relative to other stuff)

Character Cove / Re: long hair Casca
« on: August 19, 2004, 08:33:56 PM »
I actually liked the short hair..

Ditto.  She has the right face for it.  Farnese, however, looks terrible with her short-banged hairstyle.

Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Athens
« on: August 19, 2004, 03:27:29 AM »

Why bother, Australia's fucked. :'(

Don't get too pesimistic.† So what if Gaze won't be playing.† He was getting old anyways.† Besides, you've got Shane Heal. ;D† In all seriousness, the US team has proven to be very beatable.

Incidentally if we don't say "G'day mate" or talk about putting shrimp on the BBQ in at least once in 4 conversations a day we start getting rashes, no seriously!

If my memory of Outback Steakhouse commercials is correct, I believe the proper expression is, "but another shimp on the barbie mate."† You aren't supposed to use the term BBQ; get it right!

Edit: Damn.† like 14 minutes.† I think there's something wrong with my internet.

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