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Messages - Vampire_Hunter_Bob

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Shootin' the Breeze / Re: What'd you do over the weekend?
« on: February 28, 2013, 02:24:36 AM »
Couldn't place the actor by his name, so looked him up and recognize him. Wow, that sounds like a disaster VHB, kudos to staying till the end of his set.

Oh it was! It's pretty bad that this guy went from "number 62 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Griffin) to drunkenly pounding his fists against a wall while screaming. Did I mention that he disclosed that 2 out of 3 of his ex-wifes are addicted to meth? Because he told a room full of strangers this while he was shit faced drunk.

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Did a lotta people leave half-way through or stick till the end?

Yes! Over half of the audience left before Griffin decided to stop.

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Shootin' the Breeze / Re: What'd you do over the weekend?
« on: February 23, 2013, 07:49:16 AM »
So I went on a couples date with some friends to Magooby's Joke House in Baltimore county. The act for the night was... Eddie Griffin! You guys may remember the dude as that black guy in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

So Eddie's show was suppose to run for about an hour and a half, but instead it went to 2am. In my opinion (which doesn't really need to be said since most of you guys probably already assume it), Eddie's jokes were mediocre from the start. It dragged on and he had a lot more misses than hits (I only laughed at like two of his jokes). What saved his show was that Eddie turned it into a complete train-wreck by 11:30, he started pouring booze onto the stage in 'honor' of all his friends who didn't make it (He specifically name dropped: Bernie Mac, Tupac Shakur, and Micheal Jackson). After Eddie finished doing his name dropping, he started ranting about small dicks, anorexic women, fat people, and the people who hate his movies. Pretty much the style of comedy you would expect from a comedian who went from doing 'movies' [see above] to Magooby's Joke House in Baltimore County on a Friday night (which he decided to rudely poke fun at).

I probably will make sure I never see Eddie again. The guy is a pretty bad comedian, which makes sense when you consider he was doing improv all night long (and horribly failing at it).

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Movies, TV, Books & Music / Re: New Ghost in the Shell 2013
« on: February 12, 2013, 09:39:35 PM »
Really? It looked pretty watered-down, and boring to me.

More specifically the second portion of the trailer. I agree, it looks boring.

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Movies, TV, Books & Music / Re: New Ghost in the Shell 2013
« on: February 12, 2013, 09:22:23 PM »
So basically my impression of that trailer is that this is Ghost in the Shell EXTREME.

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Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Your most hated words
« on: February 12, 2013, 01:19:21 PM »
Another one that I can't believe I haven't included yet: Gamer.

Shit, when I saw that gamer was a link I just knew it was that video. I don't hate most people that use the word gamer, because it's so common now, but people like him and the way marketers use it is fucking terrible. That guy's video is like some copy of Extra Credits while trying to sound like Randall from Clerks.

I don't know what to say after watching that video.

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Well that guy is crazy.

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Movies, TV, Books & Music / Re: The Walking Dead
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:48:04 AM »
I really liked how this episode started off.

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Movies, TV, Books & Music / Re: Movies you've recently watched
« on: February 03, 2013, 03:00:12 PM »
I had a bunch of my Platoon and Squad-mates, before we left Iraq in 2006, watch Mulholland Drive. I was nearly Lynched.  :troll:

(Actually they liked the movie a lot.)

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: January 27, 2013, 03:59:54 PM »
Thanks Walt! I am happy to report that I beat Smough and Ornstein to death with a sword.

Additionally, I've killed the Stray Demon, Undead Dragon, Moonlight Butterfly, and the Hydra.

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: January 21, 2013, 02:28:54 PM »
So Executioner Smough  and Dragon Slayer Ornstein are killing my character and my relationship with my girlfriend. What do I do?

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News & Not News / Re: Lance Armstrong fiasco
« on: January 21, 2013, 02:24:41 PM »

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News & Not News / Re: Lance Armstrong fiasco
« on: January 21, 2013, 04:02:36 AM »
:ganishka: This would get me interested in sports again.
That and the Ravens getting into the Super Bowl.

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Movies, TV, Books & Music / Re: What are you reading?
« on: January 10, 2013, 08:41:39 PM »
Just finished reading Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried. I was never a big fan of the title story, so that caused me to steer away from reading this book, but thankfully I ended up giving it a chance. It is a really great book, with "The Lives of the Dead" being my favorite story.

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Movies, TV, Books & Music / Re: Year in review - Best movie of 2012
« on: January 09, 2013, 05:44:35 PM »
Also, The Campaign looked pretty funny, wouldn't mind seeing that.
I saw it in theaters when it first came out, I liked it better the first time more then the second. Also I don't know exactly how funny it will be considering it is well past election season at this point.

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  Battleship.  What.  With the pegs and everything.  OMFG.  Adam Sandler almost manages to one-up the dirtbag awfulness of Jack and Jill with That's My BoyThe Oogieloves
Why did you intentionally see so many bad movies?

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: January 03, 2013, 09:13:04 PM »
yeah, I was unfair to Bob about it. I have been playing with regular weapons on my 3 playthroughs, but this time I decided to make Artorias greatsword. I'm liking it.

It's cool Bro. Right now as I see it Londo is infested and I'm the exterminator.  :badbone:

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: January 02, 2013, 11:36:54 PM »
I am about to fight that thing, hopefully with my trusty Zweihander it will be a piece of cake like the last boss.

Don't forget the tail.

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: January 02, 2013, 10:23:05 PM »
Did you cut the tail for the weapon?
.... No...  :judo:

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: January 02, 2013, 07:50:56 PM »
The key here is pattern recognition. Keep a safe distance as many of his attacks will lock onto you and you need time to dodge his massive body. Then run in and attack when he's completed a movement. I'd recommend switching to two handed quickly before striking for these moments for maximum damage. Rinse and repeat. One of the easier Bosses really. He just looks intimidating.

Yeah not a tough boss once you get use to those patterns. I am really loving this game a lot, it's what a modern Castlevania games should have been.

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: January 01, 2013, 05:11:05 PM »
Gaping Dragon.  :schierke:

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: December 29, 2012, 03:54:19 PM »
Here's an image gallery featuring every screenshot I took throughout both of my playthroughs of the game. Some spoilers of course: http://imgur.com/a/5ffpq#0
A lot of really good shots!

I just killed the Bell Tower Gargoyles and rang the bell. Currently getting fucked up by everything in the downtown part of the Undead Burg.

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: December 27, 2012, 09:18:46 PM »
Stop reversing hollow. Stay undead.

Are there  any real benefits to reversing the hollow aside from lighting bonfires?

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: December 27, 2012, 03:43:07 PM »
I really like this game, but when I start making any real progress I get a god damned Invader coming into my game and fucking things up. The first time an invader came into my game I had just died fighting the Terrace Demon, so not only did I die a second time I lost all my shit from the previous death.  :mozgus:

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Shootin' the Breeze / Re: Kickstarter - Kingdom Death: Monster
« on: December 27, 2012, 12:32:40 AM »
Just curious, but what kind of space is needed for all of these figures?

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Video Games / Re: Dark Souls
« on: December 21, 2012, 06:08:27 PM »
So you've officially arrived in Lordran. You have a variety of places you can go at this point, but only one path make sense for people making their first trek through. I'd recommend looking for the stairs along a mountain to the right side of the starting bonfire, if you're facing those steps in front of you. I remember when I first started, my graphics settings were so low that I couldn't even see the stairs very well, so I kept bypassing them. But that's the way you want to be going.

Sweet thanks! I eventually found my self there so I'll make sure I go back there for exploring. 

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