BerserkMJM said:
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BERSERK GOLDEN AGE ARC II: THE BATTLE FOR DOLDREY REVIEW! (MANLY!)
By ThePhone999, as transcribed by Walter
Ooouhhh whoa whoa, people guess who has two thumbs and seen the Berserk Golden Age Part II: Battle for Doldrey movie, subbed, finally? Uhhhhh, thiss guy. Yes, I did. Yes, I fuckin' did. And I'm going to tell you, this movie is better than the first one, because of where this movie takes place—a lot of action, a lot of blood. A lot of people get cut in half. It's fuckin' Berserk. Let's fuckin' go!
We have Guts versus Adon's soldiers, and when I tell you, to see Guts taking out 100 soldiers by himself, it was glorious. To see that in this movie, it was amazing. To see Guts go rampaging, like ahhhh, die, me Casca (?), woahhh, is that an arrow in my hand? Fuck it ahhhh, diieee. It was amazing. It was manly. Respect that man, Guts. He's a fucking beast of a character. Ohh. Oh!
A lot of shit was going down in this movie. You got the battle for Castle Doldrey in this movie. Something happen to Casca, you have to see the movie to find out people, you know I can't tell you these things, man. You got to see the movie. Guts saves Casca, and you start to see Casca and Guts relationship start to
connect, start to grow. As the movie progress, their relationship grows.
It's bout to burst any second.
And in this movie we learn a little more about Casca, why Casca loves Griffith, why Casca wants to be Griffith's sword. And from the first movie what Griffith said about friends, friends are people who are equal to him,and you know, they have their own dreams and not followers. What he said was fucked up, but it was the fuckin' truth, it was factual. And in this movie Guts was thinking about like, "Yo, like I ummmm. I want Griffith to see I'm his equal. I have dreams. I like, uhh, I want to do something for myself too. I don't want to be a follower, like, you know, what do I want?" And Casca in this movie questions Guts, like, "Yo, do you have dreams, do you have goals, what do you want in life?" pretty much.
And we see the Band of Hawks move up. We see Griffith getting closer to his dream of having his own kingdom and you know, shit gets crazy the battle for Castle Doldrey, the king there, they mention him, because Griffith talks to the king, his name Gennon. And they mention it but Griffith, like I said would do anything to have his own kingdom. He did some
THANGS with the
KING you know wh'm sayin? Uohh Griffith, you a crazy motherfucker. You got the purple rhino soldiers, it was crazy. It was a lot of battles. A lot of fights. It was good. I was hoping in this movie to see more about Guts past. I was hoping they would go into Guts' past. But again, I was hoping to see to get to know about Guts' past. You get to see Guts get the nickname 100 man slayer. You know, you see Guts and Griffith they clash toward the end, and Griffith's shit just crumbled because of what Guts did, and you know... You see Griffith get down and dirty in the bed with the princeeeesssss.
I am going to tell you, when that shit happened, I was like, "Yo, let me write down these sex moves so I can do this shit on my bitches. You know wh'm sayin? Do these sex moves on my bitches. You know wh'm sayin? Call that shit the Griffith." You feels me? Call that shit the Griffith, man. Hmmmmm.
But anyways, the movie is better than the first one. Each one is going to be better than the last one, man. The 2D animation is amazing. It's really nice. The 3D animation, it's the same from the first one. I thought they'd improve it, and do you know better things from the first one, but they kept it the same, pretty much. And, you know, also, Puck makes an appearance in this movie. People if you know Berserk, if you've read the manga, you know who Puck is. He is in the movie, he makes an appearance in the movie. So yeah, I was like, yo yo.
The third one, you know, this movie ends off yo where shit's about to go down. Like, when the third movie comes out, The Descent. God Hand, the sacrifice, the esper tales like (?), it's going to be unreal people. I cannot wait for the third movie, it's going to be total mind fucks.
But Berserk, Golden Age Arc II: Battle for Doldrey. It was really great. We learn about Casca, we learn more about Guts and what does he want. Does Guts have dreams, does he have goals? You know. He wants to be equal to like, Griffith. He wants Griffith to see like, "Yo, I'm your equal. I'm not your little pebble in the fucking pond." Like, nah. It's not going to happen.
But yeah people, watch the movie. It's better than the first one. Okay? Yeah. Better than the first one. Yessss.