Best blog post ever!

Aazealh

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Haha wow, curse these murderous bastards at The Onion! :void:

Goddamn anti-abortion lunatics...
 

Vampire_Hunter_Bob

Meh at large.
I'd like to read it, but i'd hate for it to turn out to be something that send me to military prision for 8 years. So... i'll never know.  :judo:

Edit: IE is there porn?
 

Walter

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TheSkyTraveller said:
Wow. I think the most frightening part of this whole fiasco is that the blog author has probably been reading the Onion for a while now, clueless about its uh... purpose.

Oh, and guys, "United we stand - Divided they die" PASS IT ON!
 
S

smoke

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Hee hee. Abortion rocks!

[hide]testing the new FUCKING hide function[/hide]
 
Wow. They didn't have to type after this, this could have been the big finish.

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.
 

SMZKAH

I shall find the crystal of peace
Ah yes, I can't help but be reminded of Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal.

Honestly, abortions aren't necessary, we can just eat the unwanted babies.

But yeah, I got a kick out of reading this, It's so over the top on both sides of the argument.
 

Aazealh

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SMZKAH said:
Honestly, abortions aren't necessary, we can just eat the unwanted babies.
That's what they do in China. And I'm not even trolling or anything. Confucius' favorite food involved human meat. :beast:
 

TheSkyTraveller

Monster adventures on the high seas!
It gets better.

Last night, I noticed new entries that said after reading all the comments people left regarding his original post, that he knows now that the article was a satire, but he clearly has no idea what that means. He still thinks the article was actually written by "Caroline Weber."

And just now, his latest one says his article was a joke. If it was, it was the most beautifully written satire ever. Looks like backpedaling to me. :troll:
 

Aazealh

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TheSkyTraveller said:
If it was, it was the most beautifully written satire ever. Looks like backpedaling to me.
Yeah, the guy has been looking like a fool and now that he finally got it he's trying to get people off his back. Pretty pathetic.
 
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