DIE U BITCHES!!!

kimchan

"Should I be overcome by the vapors?
[quote author=Vampire_Hunter_Bob

MURDER! KILL! DEATH! >:(

Bob, I thought it was "Murder! Death! Kill!" ???

Anyway, that story was incredibly bad and excrutiating. Please don't expose us to that horror again. :'(
 

Majin_Tenshi

The can opener went bye-bye...
Guts uses the sword 2 times his height as a crutch?
Kill them.
Kill them now.
Killing them will make the world a better place.
 

Majin_Tenshi

The can opener went bye-bye...
Not if you kill them properly.
First, you impale them with a wooden and a silver stake through the heart.
Then you leave them in the sun.
Pour gasoline and holy water on them and light them on fire.
Send the remaining particles through an atom smasher.
After all that, find a proton pack...
 

Kuroi-san

Gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
No, the real secret is...

You have to fart in their face at <i>exactly</i> the right moment, their mouth must be open and they must be inhaling (yawning is a good opportunity). This will stun them. Then they are yours.
 

pav

"Are you lookin at me?"
ok it is so wrong just read the first line gutz pulls his sword out of his sheath?
Sheath I didnt know that sheaths came that big and that gutz is faster than the speed of light to pull it out
 
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