Vampire_Hunter_Bob
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HI, Gang!
Vampire Hunter Bob again bringing you another thread for everyone to shell out more stories from our personal lives!
Beginning at 8:45, I leave to pick up a woman I promised I’d take to the movies. This is the 3rd time hanging out with her and I’m feeling proud of myself that I’m dating this attractive chick! I get to her place five minutes late and we rush to the movie theater. “The movie starts at 10:10, it’s 10 minutes away no big deal”. We get to the movie theater at exactly 10 pm. We hustle to the door expecting to watch, The Hangover, and laugh our asses off… we did not!
“I think this is the wrong theater”, she says.
I, being a man admitted I was wrong, slowly walked towards my car and began plugging my GPS for any theaters in the area. We head out again on the road, but to my dismay it was 30 minutes in the other direction. So instead we settle to getting some brews and watching movies with her roommates instead. We get to the best liquor store where I run into a friend of mine who works there, we chit chat and my lady friend walks away.
“Dude, who is that”, my friend proclaims loudly.
“Ah. She is this girl that has wanted to hang out with me again and again”.
“Well, she’s fucking hot man. DO HER”, he ordered.
We get back to her place and her roommates give me an odd look. The same look me and John Water’s give each other whenever we run into each other buying booze at 1 in the morning. My lady friend and I make our way to the sofa, enjoying the booze we bought when suddenly, her ex-boyfriend walks, giving me a foul look.
He chugs down one of my beers. “Rough stuff”, he belched out.
“Not really”, I replied while sipping on my beer.
I knew at this point I have two choices, 1. Get the hell out of there or 2. Stick it out like a man and be awesome. I picked 2.
What a great fucking idea that turned out to be. In the end my plan backfired and I was left with my chick friend giving each other looks which if they were words would only be, “so… this ain’t good”.
Around one o’clock, I realized I had still been sipping that same beer for the entirety of the night. I was about to suggest to my lady friend we go outside, but before I could move she said it’s her bed time. With my jaw dropped I got in my car and drove home.
That was pretty damn awkward for me!
Lets hear it gang, share your stories.
Vampire Hunter Bob again bringing you another thread for everyone to shell out more stories from our personal lives!
Beginning at 8:45, I leave to pick up a woman I promised I’d take to the movies. This is the 3rd time hanging out with her and I’m feeling proud of myself that I’m dating this attractive chick! I get to her place five minutes late and we rush to the movie theater. “The movie starts at 10:10, it’s 10 minutes away no big deal”. We get to the movie theater at exactly 10 pm. We hustle to the door expecting to watch, The Hangover, and laugh our asses off… we did not!
“I think this is the wrong theater”, she says.
I, being a man admitted I was wrong, slowly walked towards my car and began plugging my GPS for any theaters in the area. We head out again on the road, but to my dismay it was 30 minutes in the other direction. So instead we settle to getting some brews and watching movies with her roommates instead. We get to the best liquor store where I run into a friend of mine who works there, we chit chat and my lady friend walks away.
“Dude, who is that”, my friend proclaims loudly.
“Ah. She is this girl that has wanted to hang out with me again and again”.
“Well, she’s fucking hot man. DO HER”, he ordered.
We get back to her place and her roommates give me an odd look. The same look me and John Water’s give each other whenever we run into each other buying booze at 1 in the morning. My lady friend and I make our way to the sofa, enjoying the booze we bought when suddenly, her ex-boyfriend walks, giving me a foul look.
He chugs down one of my beers. “Rough stuff”, he belched out.
“Not really”, I replied while sipping on my beer.
I knew at this point I have two choices, 1. Get the hell out of there or 2. Stick it out like a man and be awesome. I picked 2.
What a great fucking idea that turned out to be. In the end my plan backfired and I was left with my chick friend giving each other looks which if they were words would only be, “so… this ain’t good”.
Around one o’clock, I realized I had still been sipping that same beer for the entirety of the night. I was about to suggest to my lady friend we go outside, but before I could move she said it’s her bed time. With my jaw dropped I got in my car and drove home.
That was pretty damn awkward for me!
Lets hear it gang, share your stories.
) . I wanted to add that she was a total freak and well, although I like sleaze and the nastier the better, I got worried a few times. For one while we were going at it she told me..
Crisis averted!
). So he shows up to pick me up, and we're driving out of my wonderful town of Modesto to head over to where he lives in Menlo Park. We're about to go onto the highway and he pulls over to the side of the road, looks at me, and says "Okay, come over to the driver's side." Of course, I'm like 
! and after some convincing, I decide just to do it. I was a bit nervous of course, but I got over it and just drove for a few miles without any real problems. The embarrassing part of the story comes the next day.
