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Offline Turkitage

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2010, 09:12:54 PM »
Looks like someone doesn't have what it takes to be on the top. :daiba:

P.S. Avatar request granted. I'll send you the bill by PM.

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 09:55:38 PM »
Best thread ever!  :void:

How much does a "custom title" change run these days? Is shipping and handling included? Does changing the custom title font color cost extra?

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2010, 10:05:30 PM »
Wow guys, this is a great idea! Time to bust open the old piggy bank; I was saving some cash for my local orphanage, but screw those kids, it's our responsibility to help keep the Berserk community alive! :azan:

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2010, 10:40:10 PM »
How much does a "custom title" change run these days? Is shipping and handling included?
The MSRP for a custom title has always been "a bad attitude" and/or a "shitty notion, repeated ad nauseum."
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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2010, 10:40:47 PM »
Hey Aaz I'm going through your list here, and I can't seem to find where your selling the Administrator Banishing Immunity feature.  hehehehehe  :serpico:



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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2010, 03:57:21 AM »
Hey Aaz I'm going through your list here, and I can't seem to find where your selling the Administrator Banishing Immunity feature.  hehehehehe  :serpico:

Don't worry, our product page will be up shortly.

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2010, 06:14:04 AM »
I love how the paypal link extension is named "brilliantplan" haha

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 08:09:41 AM »
$2500 - I'll write your posts for you with all the features usually found in my posts such as Extreme Length and Quote Mastery.

That's without any doubt my pick, I think it's one of the best offers.  :azan:

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2010, 02:48:06 PM »
I love how the paypal link extension is named "brilliantplan" haha

Have you clicked on it? That's the best part. :slan:

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2010, 05:02:24 PM »

Is there a launch date yet?

With server costs of OVER 300€ a month (30,000 USD)

Man, the dollar must be doing really bad nowadays.  :troll:

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2010, 05:28:31 PM »
Man, the dollar must be doing really bad nowadays.  :troll:

Glad someone picked up on that. :iva:

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2010, 04:05:52 AM »
This is...the best thread. 

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2010, 02:25:25 PM »
I hope this answers your question and am looking forward to your patronage! :serpico:
Actually, I'm glad to hear that it is Skull Knight, even though I never really considered it to be anything else. Definitely missed that detail. "Translation group" was just laziness on my part. Whatever pushes the message through.

I go for nothing but the best, so I'll want Admin privileges. Just let me hit my rich uncle up for the money and I'll get back to you. Fingers crossed!

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2010, 04:23:27 PM »
"Translation group" was just laziness on my part. Whatever pushes the message through.

Yeah I know man, I just picked on it for the sake of the joke. Glad to know the post was also useful anyway. :guts:

I go for nothing but the best, so I'll want Admin privileges. Just let me hit my rich uncle up for the money and I'll get back to you. Fingers crossed!

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Re: [April Fools] SK.net Premium Membership
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2010, 08:41:48 PM »
Well it looks like I finally found a reason to keep my change after all. :iva:
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