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Offline Oburi

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100 things I learned from Berserk
« on: June 03, 2010, 04:22:08 PM »
Ok so here's something to try and kill time until the next episode. You don't have to include pics but I was bored and had time so here goes!

100) Midland architect's can ruin otherwise nice portraits with creepy dolphin statues.


99) Just because you're on the same team as Carcus doesn't mean he won't admit to aiming arrows at you from time to time, especially if he doesn't like your face.


98) Even the battle ready Guts can be distracted by a topless Casca.
 

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Re: 100 things I learned from Berserk
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 04:56:54 PM »
97) Men will rape anything that moves, given the opportunity.


96) Anything that moves will rape you, given the opportunity.


95) Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Offline Johnstantine

Re: 100 things I learned from Berserk
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 05:01:33 PM »
96) Don't get attached to anything
95) Don't love anything
94) Blind archers are not to be fucked with

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Re: 100 things I learned from Berserk
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 05:11:44 PM »
93) Middle earth's well crafted ring has nothing on this disfigured necklace.
92) 100 soldiers?......Your going to need more men.

Offline slan69

Re: 100 things I learned from Berserk
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 06:36:38 PM »
91) Don't fight Slan no matter how strong you are. You'll also get sexually harassed.




90) Big things come in small packages.
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Love, hate, pain, pleasure, life, death. Everything is there… This is human... This is demonic!

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Re: 100 things I learned from Berserk
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 07:59:15 PM »
87. Schierke inherited that bathing suit in Volume 34's extra from somebody...

86. This crab is an important enough character to end up in the world guidebook.

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Re: 100 things I learned from Berserk
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 08:32:17 PM »
85) I'll never watch Star Wars and wonder...

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84) ... Something about physics.


Offline slan69

Re: 100 things I learned from Berserk
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 10:26:30 PM »
83) Join us...


... or be thrown off a cliff.
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Love, hate, pain, pleasure, life, death. Everything is there… This is human... This is demonic!

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