In case anyone needs a negative review without spoilers, here are my impressions: the movie is completely dumb and when, after about 40 minutes, you notice that the movie is irreversibly dumb and you decide to turn your brain off in order to try and enjoy it a little, it proceeds to be even more dumb and ends up as the Dumbest Movie Of The Year.
The main character is the worst I've seen in a while. He's completely bland, and the actor knows it.
Those cool as hell visuals you saw at the trailers are completely ruined by the dimness that comes with the 3D glasses. This movie is basically a lot of neon bright lights on a lot of dark objects. The 3D glasses ruin that contrast, and the 3D effects are totally forgettable. In fact, I only remember the good old ones: shit flying at your face in high speed to make you go "ah!!" and then giggle with your girlfriend.
There's about 20 minutes of Daft Punk songs throughout the movie, the rest sounds like Hans Zimmer at his worst.
Clu, the character that is Jeff Bridges in CGI, does not look like a young Jeff Bridges. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Polar_Express_(film)
The plot is pretty lame and does not make sense when you think about it for one minute (and they talk about it for a lot more than one minute). This movie's plot is worse than Tron's plot, but in Tron we kinda forgive it because it's not filled with melodrama and a shitload of pointless dialogue.
Good points: since you're all embarrassed, I'll go ahead and be the first to say Olivia Wilde and the other chicks look great in those outfits. In fact, all the outfits and visuals are pretty rad. Also, there are some lines that I'm sure the director told Jeff Bridges to sound just like The Dude.
The main character is the worst I've seen in a while. He's completely bland, and the actor knows it.
Those cool as hell visuals you saw at the trailers are completely ruined by the dimness that comes with the 3D glasses. This movie is basically a lot of neon bright lights on a lot of dark objects. The 3D glasses ruin that contrast, and the 3D effects are totally forgettable. In fact, I only remember the good old ones: shit flying at your face in high speed to make you go "ah!!" and then giggle with your girlfriend.
There's about 20 minutes of Daft Punk songs throughout the movie, the rest sounds like Hans Zimmer at his worst.
Clu, the character that is Jeff Bridges in CGI, does not look like a young Jeff Bridges. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Polar_Express_(film)
The plot is pretty lame and does not make sense when you think about it for one minute (and they talk about it for a lot more than one minute). This movie's plot is worse than Tron's plot, but in Tron we kinda forgive it because it's not filled with melodrama and a shitload of pointless dialogue.
Good points: since you're all embarrassed, I'll go ahead and be the first to say Olivia Wilde and the other chicks look great in those outfits. In fact, all the outfits and visuals are pretty rad. Also, there are some lines that I'm sure the director told Jeff Bridges to sound just like The Dude.
