...daddy was a crime kingpin who killed dozens of people so that you could go to college?
Hearing it like that written down in such few simple terms really cracked me up
Imagining their faces reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_ZhpzJMIl0
By the way, my favorite scene is
when he comes home, not a word...just collapsing face flat on the floor