Griffith
With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Okay, weird dream last night, check it out…
BTW, these are just notes I took after waking up. It's not supposed to be written well, I haven't proff-read or even read it myself yet. I finished typing it moments ago from whatever I could desperatly remember. Enjoy the charm of that. ;)
First off, I’m Japanese; not a usual thing for me. It starts with me climbing up this cliff with three buddies. We’re right at the top, but getting over is a pain and I don’t have a good grip, I’m practically falling. So I chill and let them climb over so I can have their help (I even think I’m real clever for it, what an ass). But, before that can happen, this uppity, pug-faced Samurai shows up and tells us to get out of there. Naturally, I don’t give a shit, I’m trying to get on top of the cliff. So, step and fetch goes and gets his master, greeeeat. So then his pug-faced master shows up (great, their family), coming out of this large hut about 15 feet from the cliff. When this guy shows up and starts throwing big blue clubs at me, I manage to climb over the top of the cliff instantly. And I shit you not; the guy was throwing big, blue, Flintstone’s style clubs at me. So now I’m deflecting clubs while my cowardly buddies scurry about elsewhere, I guess they’re keeping the other guy busy. Anyway, now that I’ve climbed the cliff, there’s this bamboo bridge/platform behind me. What the fuck!? Well, I pick up a club and start running from this guy while he continues to launch heavy shit in my direction. The clubs are sharp at the end of the handle and double as spears. I figure I’ll nail him with that. Before I can bust a Matrix-move, though, I fall through the fucking platform. Instead of falling to my death though, I land on grass about 7 feet below…okay. I never did technically look down while I was climbing the top of the “cliff”, but I had envisioned a beautiful tropical jungle miles below. Anyway, knowing he thinks it’s still a cliff (I don’t know why he should, sine he lives there), I run around to the other side and ambush him from below. Now, The View is on… yes, the duel ends where The View begins. All the horrible woman of the view are there, and they’re interviewing Heidi Fleiss about becoming a hooker/Madam. Naturally they keep interrupting her story to cast judgment on her and whatnot. And for some reason, Heidi Fleiss is Julianne Moore, I just don’t know why. She’s desperately trying to talk about being a hooker while the View women YAK YAK YAK! Anyway, the segment eventually ends and guess what! Now I’m inside the hut with the Samurai and it’s a brothel!! Neato, my dream has clever segues like a sassy independent film. Or a big budget movie trying to look independent. So, naturally, me and my buds want to screw the hookers. But the Samurai don’t want that, they’re guarding the hookers for some reason. There’s other Samurai, but their faceless dudes, no real purpose in the dream other then to give the place a little showing of numbers. So, me and my friends start to get into their armor. I find a giant empty room with a horse in it, and some awesome armor sitting on top of it. But I’m thrown out before anything can be done. Anyway, I manage to screw on e of the girls, a hot blonde that acts kinda retarded (imagine that). Well, the Samurai get all bent out of shape about it and decide to commit seppuku. This was the funniest part of the dream watching these guys awkwardly ram their swords through themselves. They did not look cool, or horrifying at all, it was just pure comedy. Anyway, Im’ trying to get into the super armor again, when the Samurai that just killed themselves show up alive! The master is angry at his pug-faced son for disgracing the family, he stabs him through the stomach, then slices down! YIKES! I ran out of the room slightly horrified, slightly amused (I never liked the jerk). So, then this hooker that I don’t think is that hot is supposedly taking me to the prize of the place. The room is like a closet, and the girl is under a pile of fluffy clothes and stuff animals and shit. And OH MY GOD is she cute! Total dream female. No girl could be this big and this small at the same time if you know what I mean. Red hair and big brown eyes, perfect skin, long legs...well, I better focus oin writing this... She’s also totally innocent, to the point where she seems retarded too…VERY RETARDED. =) Well, I attack her and her mammoth mammeries while she just giggles like a goof and says things like “Weee” and “I want it”. Anyway, I’m pretty sure this makes me a pig. =) But, then, suddenly, she starts oozing this black stuff and it’s getting everywhere, I’m grossed out and jump back. The stuff is like the symbiote from Spider-Man. The other hooker (who was watching me and the other one the whole time, I think she told me to be gentle promting the “I want it” from the giggle whore) says that it’s some strange disease. Well, everyone’s getting infected with this shit. So it’s time for me to leave, yo. I run to that room with the horse and armor, avoiding sloppy zombies along the way. I clib on board and ride on out of dreamland. THE END
-Griffith
BTW, these are just notes I took after waking up. It's not supposed to be written well, I haven't proff-read or even read it myself yet. I finished typing it moments ago from whatever I could desperatly remember. Enjoy the charm of that. ;)
First off, I’m Japanese; not a usual thing for me. It starts with me climbing up this cliff with three buddies. We’re right at the top, but getting over is a pain and I don’t have a good grip, I’m practically falling. So I chill and let them climb over so I can have their help (I even think I’m real clever for it, what an ass). But, before that can happen, this uppity, pug-faced Samurai shows up and tells us to get out of there. Naturally, I don’t give a shit, I’m trying to get on top of the cliff. So, step and fetch goes and gets his master, greeeeat. So then his pug-faced master shows up (great, their family), coming out of this large hut about 15 feet from the cliff. When this guy shows up and starts throwing big blue clubs at me, I manage to climb over the top of the cliff instantly. And I shit you not; the guy was throwing big, blue, Flintstone’s style clubs at me. So now I’m deflecting clubs while my cowardly buddies scurry about elsewhere, I guess they’re keeping the other guy busy. Anyway, now that I’ve climbed the cliff, there’s this bamboo bridge/platform behind me. What the fuck!? Well, I pick up a club and start running from this guy while he continues to launch heavy shit in my direction. The clubs are sharp at the end of the handle and double as spears. I figure I’ll nail him with that. Before I can bust a Matrix-move, though, I fall through the fucking platform. Instead of falling to my death though, I land on grass about 7 feet below…okay. I never did technically look down while I was climbing the top of the “cliff”, but I had envisioned a beautiful tropical jungle miles below. Anyway, knowing he thinks it’s still a cliff (I don’t know why he should, sine he lives there), I run around to the other side and ambush him from below. Now, The View is on… yes, the duel ends where The View begins. All the horrible woman of the view are there, and they’re interviewing Heidi Fleiss about becoming a hooker/Madam. Naturally they keep interrupting her story to cast judgment on her and whatnot. And for some reason, Heidi Fleiss is Julianne Moore, I just don’t know why. She’s desperately trying to talk about being a hooker while the View women YAK YAK YAK! Anyway, the segment eventually ends and guess what! Now I’m inside the hut with the Samurai and it’s a brothel!! Neato, my dream has clever segues like a sassy independent film. Or a big budget movie trying to look independent. So, naturally, me and my buds want to screw the hookers. But the Samurai don’t want that, they’re guarding the hookers for some reason. There’s other Samurai, but their faceless dudes, no real purpose in the dream other then to give the place a little showing of numbers. So, me and my friends start to get into their armor. I find a giant empty room with a horse in it, and some awesome armor sitting on top of it. But I’m thrown out before anything can be done. Anyway, I manage to screw on e of the girls, a hot blonde that acts kinda retarded (imagine that). Well, the Samurai get all bent out of shape about it and decide to commit seppuku. This was the funniest part of the dream watching these guys awkwardly ram their swords through themselves. They did not look cool, or horrifying at all, it was just pure comedy. Anyway, Im’ trying to get into the super armor again, when the Samurai that just killed themselves show up alive! The master is angry at his pug-faced son for disgracing the family, he stabs him through the stomach, then slices down! YIKES! I ran out of the room slightly horrified, slightly amused (I never liked the jerk). So, then this hooker that I don’t think is that hot is supposedly taking me to the prize of the place. The room is like a closet, and the girl is under a pile of fluffy clothes and stuff animals and shit. And OH MY GOD is she cute! Total dream female. No girl could be this big and this small at the same time if you know what I mean. Red hair and big brown eyes, perfect skin, long legs...well, I better focus oin writing this... She’s also totally innocent, to the point where she seems retarded too…VERY RETARDED. =) Well, I attack her and her mammoth mammeries while she just giggles like a goof and says things like “Weee” and “I want it”. Anyway, I’m pretty sure this makes me a pig. =) But, then, suddenly, she starts oozing this black stuff and it’s getting everywhere, I’m grossed out and jump back. The stuff is like the symbiote from Spider-Man. The other hooker (who was watching me and the other one the whole time, I think she told me to be gentle promting the “I want it” from the giggle whore) says that it’s some strange disease. Well, everyone’s getting infected with this shit. So it’s time for me to leave, yo. I run to that room with the horse and armor, avoiding sloppy zombies along the way. I clib on board and ride on out of dreamland. THE END
-Griffith
