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Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« on: March 25, 2002, 01:06:16 PM »
Hey kids, who wants to see an interview with real life translator and TOTAL BADASS Olivier Hague?! This guy IS the infamous TRANSLATOR who single handedly drove paradiselost out of skullKnight.net with his awesome powers! Don’t believe me? Check out this classic exchange:

Paradise: “...my friend, I like much more Paradiselost like nickname...it seems to me that it's much more representative about myself... ;)

Olivier: “If only you could get _lost_, indeed...”

Paradise: “...please, Olivier, don't be offensive, ok?”

Olivier: “Fuck you.”

Paradise: " :'( "

Hahahahahaha! That gets funnier every time I see it! This motherfucker (your mother that is) doesn’t take shit from anybody! He eats Green Berets for breakfast! He spends every afternoon chilling in Boobie Land Paradise and his true identity may very well be Kentarou Miura himself! And dammit, wouldn’t you all love to see an interview with him (how else will we find out the truth about this mysterious and shady character)?

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P.S. He’s FRENCH! ^____^
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2002, 01:10:31 PM »
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Hey kids, who wants to see an interview with real life translator and TOTAL BADASS Olivier Hague?! This guy IS the infamous TRANSLATOR who single handedly drove paradiselost out of skullKnight.net with his awesome powers! Don’t believe me? Check out this classic exchange:

Paradise: “...my friend, I like much more Paradiselost like nickname...it seems to me that it's much more representative about myself... ;)

Olivier: “If only you could get _lost_, indeed...”

Paradise: “...please, Olivier, don't be offensive, ok?”

Olivier: “Fuck you.”

Paradise: " :'( "

Hahahahahaha! That gets funnier every time I see it! This motherfucker (your mother that is) doesn’t take shit from anybody! He eats Green Berets for breakfast! He spends every afternoon chilling in Boobie Land Paradise and his true identity may very well be Kentarou Miura himself! And dammit, wouldn’t you all love to see an interview with him (how else will we find out the truth about this mysterious and shady character)?

-Griffith

P.S. He’s FRENCH! ^____^


Hell Yeah! Interview!! Olivier's even more enigmatic than the Skullknight or Tom Bombadil!!! Interview!!
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2002, 03:00:36 PM »
egads... an interview of such magnitude that it would make France surrender!!!  well... er... guess its not that massive then...
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2002, 03:20:47 PM »
Im guessing Olivier is busy with his blueprints of Italy, and constructing the framework of a third World War because he hasnt responded to my inquiries yet... Plead on, fellow interview desirers!!!
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2002, 11:13:27 PM »
don't forget to ask about his superpowers!!!
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2002, 03:24:58 AM »
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Olivier: “Fuck you.”

that moment is when I like Olivier more than ever, even than him with ^_^;; or ^___^ or -__-  because that time
it doesn't seem to me he is like usual himself. but I realize "it" is also him(is this English?  :-X)

Hey, guys I do know no less than "three things" about him.
1) he goes to bed so late and stays up all night so often
2) He has no scanner like me :P
3) He's suffered from arthritis since 15  ;D

Except for above three, I've got Olivier's picture in my mind as
1) He never eats
2) He never goes to bathroom
3) He never makes a phone call
4) He never falls in love

He may be Sherlock Holmes as well as Miura. 8)

Hey, what's your hobby except berserk?

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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2002, 11:20:16 AM »
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3) He's suffered from arthritis since 15  ;D

Since 18, actually.
And it hurts right now. >_<
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2002, 01:29:13 PM »
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Since 18, actually.
And it hurts right now. >_<


how did you get?  ???

P.S. almost forgot, do the interview man.

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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2002, 01:46:34 PM »
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how did you get?  ???

It's in my genes, that's all. I appear to be the only one in my family to suffer from that though. ^^;
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P.S. almost forgot, do the interview man.

>_<
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2002, 02:22:21 PM »
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It's in my genes, that's all. I appear to be the only one in my family to suffer from that though. ^^;

It’s a curse handed down by the God’s! The price you have to pay for your uncanny intelligence and superhuman qualities! Guts has his brand, Superman has his kryptonite, and Olivier Hague has his mysterious arthritis!

This man HAS to be interviewed, if for nothing else, for the benefit to mankind by knowing his story!

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>_<

Oh, save it for the interview! ;D

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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2002, 02:56:49 PM »
rofl!!  :D Interview Interview!!  ;D
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2002, 04:09:18 PM »
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Since 18, actually.
And it hurts right now. >_<


Use Tiger Balm. For fast, affective relief. 8)
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2002, 08:53:22 PM »
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It's in my genes, that's all. I appear to be the only one in my family to suffer from that though. ^^;


maybe you just crack your nuckels a little to much. ???

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>_<


come on man everyone wants to see an interview.........i'll give you five bucks  ;D.......no i won't. :-[
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2002, 04:58:02 AM »
Well it is time...
for the croatian hawk to squeak, I mean, speak!

SO!!!

Olivier, you are hereby sentenced to an interview as proposed by the arch magister griffith, to fullfill the needs of the massses, or else, you'll be sentenced to a weektime of teasing, begging and similiar acts of pure irritation. So sayeth the wise masses of sknet...and...

bwaaah  :P sorry folx I just can't keep up with this crap...

anyway,
It would be nice to know a bit more about my net sensei (it's true you know, if it weren't for his posts, I'd be kick/banned from everywhere by now).

So, no need to by shy ;)
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2002, 09:19:27 AM »
Olivier, something completely unrelated to an interview (though I'd definitely read it), I want to know a brand of cheap crappy French beer for a project I want to do.  I know you don't drink alcohol, but you'd probably know the brand name of a cheap beer better than I would. :)
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2002, 10:32:58 AM »
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I know you don't drink alcohol, but you'd probably know the brand name of a cheap beer better than I would. :)

Sorry, but I don't. ^^;
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2002, 03:05:30 PM »
ok,ok let me tell you something.

you know Miura goes on a trip to 'Europe' many times when he takes a break. didn't you notice anything so far?
Miura visited France to meet Olivier!!! ::),which is his real purpose to go on a trip.
they have a lot of talks about berserk.
but they make agreement not to reveal this secret, never and ever.we all know Olivier is very honest and sincere guy.
this is why he can't reveal dark secret of his superpower.

So we shoud be satisfied with what we found out though it has nothing to do with berserk. :'(
1) He has Arthritis
2) He doesn't drink
3) He stays up all night so often
4) He has no scanner
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2002, 04:00:41 PM »
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Miura visited France to meet Olivier!!! ::),which is his real purpose to go on a trip.


rofl.. Umm, I'll let Olivier answer this one  :P
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2002, 07:27:50 PM »
...........is it just me or is this the first time we're actually getting personal with the Hague ....I mean Olivier, and worshipping him like a god thanks to Griffith. ;)

Oh well, bring on the interview!   I wanna see this!

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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2002, 08:48:19 AM »
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It’s a curse handed down by the God’s! The price you have to pay for your uncanny intelligence and superhuman qualities! Guts has his brand, Superman has his kryptonite, and Olivier Hague has his mysterious arthritis!


No ! Olivier's kryptonite is... me !
I've known him for over 10 years ! I know his darkest secrets... And I'm willing to reveal them...
Bwahaha !! Olivier, your day has come !! Everyone will know the truth about you, and you can't do anything about it !! Ahah !!

Olivier... What... What are you doing ?! No !!! Don't talk about my dark past as a translator...!! DON'T !!!

Oh, hell, I have my kryptonite too, and it's called Olivier !  :o
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2002, 09:18:52 AM »
Interview them both!!  :D
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2002, 10:41:22 AM »
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No ! Olivier's kryptonite is... me !
I've known him for over 10 years ! I know his darkest secrets... And I'm willing to reveal them...
Bwahaha !! Olivier, your day has come !! Everyone will know the truth about you, and you can't do anything about it !! Ahah !!

Olivier... What... What are you doing ?! No !!! Don't talk about my dark past as a translator...!! DON'T !!!

Oh, hell, I have my kryptonite too, and it's called Olivier !  :o

Oh no! Olivier's Lois Lane is selling out!! W00t!!!!
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2002, 08:05:28 PM »
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No ! Olivier's kryptonite is... me !
I've known him for over 10 years ! I know his darkest secrets... And I'm willing to reveal them...
Bwahaha !! Olivier, your day has come !! Everyone will know the truth about you, and you can't do anything about it !! Ahah !!

Olivier... What... What are you doing ?! No !!! Don't talk about my dark past as a translator...!! DON'T !!!

Oh, hell, I have my kryptonite too, and it's called Olivier !  :o



spill the beans d00d!
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2002, 06:04:04 AM »
So I guess the chance of me winning the lottery is greater than the fabled Hague interview phenomenon occuring, eh?
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Re: Olivier, do the damn interview already!
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2002, 11:45:45 AM »
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So I guess the chance of me winning the lottery is greater than the fabled Hague interview phenomenon occuring, eh?

Right now... yeah.
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