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Offline The Beast of Darkness

Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2013, 05:42:29 PM »
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo don't acknowledge his post of a youtube comment screenshot, GOTCHA! Lol

I'll actually contribute something now...hope you don't all get too depressed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO5CQagoSIU

Thanks for sharing this one... I'm tearing right now!  :ganishka:


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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2013, 05:50:43 PM »
True Walter, It was a completely stupid comment. I just thought the emphasis was more on her being a total heartless religious monster and thought I would point out how she was being a hippocrit at the same time...but enough of her!

I should suggest you check out more of his stuff! I've been following him since I was a kid and he's definitely improved over the years. Used to do lots of dubs and "klaymations" but has recently done alot of skits that are quite hilarious in my opinion. He also has a few hilarious friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FqKvdXo0I8
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2013, 05:53:12 PM »
I'll check his others videos.  :guts:

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2013, 06:34:20 PM »
Uhhhh, it was?

Yeah, I laughed when I saw that picture with Indian Gods as Friends, plus the pals under Chat or the message notifications on top. Someone planned it pretty well haha.

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2013, 08:20:32 AM »

I'll actually contribute something now...hope you don't all get too depressed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO5CQagoSIU

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2013, 10:14:49 AM »
It's true. The music could easily fit in any Twin Peaks episodes.  :guts:

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2013, 02:41:23 PM »
Pretty gals making weird ugly faces - http://imgur.com/gallery/t1dYc
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2013, 12:25:29 AM »
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2013, 01:52:21 PM »
^ That's messed up ... popping in a Disney blog or article.

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2013, 02:02:08 PM »
^ That's messed up ... popping in a Disney blog or article.
It was an ad for Disney Princesses on some blog.
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2013, 01:09:26 AM »
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever
Woah, this is insane. I saw the kitchen nightmare episode at youtube. Something is seriously wrong with the owners of that restaurant.

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #38 on: May 15, 2013, 01:25:11 AM »
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2013, 02:26:31 AM »
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever
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More I want more! That was hilarious to read. I had heard the episode went badly but this is just horrible.
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2013, 03:15:30 PM »
They're hit with negative reviews on Yelp, some pretty hilarious - http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale?sort_by=date_desc

The price range on their menu isn't '$$$$' worth, I'm sure that's part of the backlash. 9/10 pages worth of reviews posted just yesterday haha. They clearly edited the pictures uploaded by users on there cos yesterday I noticed a couple of em with poop either in grass or on a plate.
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2013, 05:10:17 PM »
I'm now wasting my afternoon watching Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube. Thanks for that.

Watched a few videos of Gordon Ramsay cooking as well. Nice fellow. The show totally blows him up, but these people fucking deserve it.

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2013, 09:11:13 PM »
They're hit with negative reviews on Yelp, some pretty hilarious - http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale?sort_by=date_desc

The price range on their menu isn't '$$$$' worth, I'm sure that's part of the backlash. 9/10 pages worth of reviews posted just yesterday haha. They clearly edited the pictures uploaded by users on there cos yesterday I noticed a couple of em with poop either in grass or on a plate.

Man, after reading the article you posted I watched both videos part 1 and 2 like twice so far. So freakin hilarious. Watching it the 2nd time knowing how crazy that lady is I just died when she said "We have three little boys but they're trapped inside cat bodys, meow~" Reference: http://youtu.be/G6LY7TJ16pg?t=11m55s
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2013, 09:16:37 PM »
Reference: http://youtu.be/G6LY7TJ16pg?t=11m55s
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After watching the video, it's not that the owners are evil or anything. They just operate a terrible, terrible business, and they really should have known what the effect of being spotlighted on a cable TV show would have done.
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2013, 03:30:32 PM »
Good publicity for the show, for sure.

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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2013, 02:56:32 AM »
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Re: It Came From The Internet
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2013, 02:46:50 PM »
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #48 on: June 20, 2013, 09:08:32 PM »
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Re: It Came From The Internet
« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2013, 02:40:39 PM »
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