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Offline Bloody Needle

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Know where Guts will get his ass whipped? In juvie court.
« on: September 01, 2003, 01:39:34 PM »
[Setting: your average courtroom in Midland]

Prosecutor (directed to the witness): Roshinu, please indicate on the doll where the bad man touched you.

Prosecutor: ...on the wing, fusilage...and the cockpit.

[audience gasps]

Prosecutor: Good touch or bad touch?

Roshinu: Bad touch.

[audience gasps]

Defense Attorney: I object! A scale model of a Decepticon is hardly a sanctioned psychotherapeutic tool.

Judge [who is Void, cunningly disguised with a bailiff's wig]: It's strange, but I'll allow it.

[audience gasps]

Prosecutor: And now I'd like to call a surprise witness...the defendant's own dark side made manifest!

[Beast enters courtroom]
« Last Edit: September 01, 2003, 01:43:58 PM by Bloody Needle »

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Re:Know where Roshnue frenched guts
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2003, 01:05:49 AM »
[ zepec ] beat the kid !!!

[ judge ] your part in this animes over

[ zepec ] you think you can take me !

[ beast ] chews on roshinues carcass

[ judge ] all have no feeding in the court room

[ puck ] ( how do carcasses talk ? )

[ guts ] *flicks puck*

[ roshinue ] *convulgent shakeing*

comment from special witness [ micheal peterson ] CHILD KILLER !

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Re:Know where Guts will get his ass whipped? In juvie court.
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2003, 04:35:37 AM »
Where do you guys think up this stuff ???

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