Bloody Needle
I'm a llama!
[Setting: your average courtroom in Midland]
Prosecutor (directed to the witness): Roshinu, please indicate on the doll where the bad man touched you.
Prosecutor: ...on the wing, fusilage...and the cockpit.
[audience gasps]
Prosecutor: Good touch or bad touch?
Roshinu: Bad touch.
[audience gasps]
Defense Attorney: I object! A scale model of a Decepticon is hardly a sanctioned psychotherapeutic tool.
Judge [who is Void, cunningly disguised with a bailiff's wig]: It's strange, but I'll allow it.
[audience gasps]
Prosecutor: And now I'd like to call a surprise witness...the defendant's own dark side made manifest!
[Beast enters courtroom]
Prosecutor (directed to the witness): Roshinu, please indicate on the doll where the bad man touched you.
Prosecutor: ...on the wing, fusilage...and the cockpit.
[audience gasps]
Prosecutor: Good touch or bad touch?
Roshinu: Bad touch.
[audience gasps]
Defense Attorney: I object! A scale model of a Decepticon is hardly a sanctioned psychotherapeutic tool.
Judge [who is Void, cunningly disguised with a bailiff's wig]: It's strange, but I'll allow it.
[audience gasps]
Prosecutor: And now I'd like to call a surprise witness...the defendant's own dark side made manifest!
[Beast enters courtroom]