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This motherfucker walked up to me on the street and tried to sell me some tacos. I mean, he could've taken his dick out of the tacos before he offered them! I gave him 5 bucks and told him "Hit the showers, ladies!" in a pseudo-coach voice. He hugged me so I stabbed him in the neck with a pen. The End.

Admit it you gave him 5 dollars to give you sucky sucky. ;D

Amazing story.