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What kind of physical activity do you do?

running
10 (18.5%)
swimming
1 (1.9%)
martial arts/kickboxing/boxing
13 (24.1%)
weightlifting
16 (29.6%)
tennis
1 (1.9%)
other gym activity ( stairmaster,etc)
0 (0%)
aerobics
0 (0%)
Nothing...I'm lazy/too busy
13 (24.1%)

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #100 on: May 02, 2004, 09:17:48 PM »
There is a 'very' bad joke about biology class and sugar that pertains to this. But it is NOT appropriate.
Now i wanna hear it, dude you can't leave us hangin like that.
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #101 on: May 02, 2004, 09:21:22 PM »
I'll pm it to you
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #102 on: May 02, 2004, 11:13:12 PM »
I know of one like that:

A teacher was talking about sex ed. So she went on, and eventually the teacher got into talking about the sperm. So then she went on and she said that the sperm was made up of different types of sugars. So then the cheerleader raised her hand and said "Then why does it taste salty?"
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #103 on: May 02, 2004, 11:23:05 PM »
That would be the scenario. It always contians a teacher, sugar, salt, and a girl. But "I" wasn't actually planing to post that joke in any form. It's kinda vulgar.
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #104 on: May 03, 2004, 12:11:40 AM »
Well.. Berserk is supposed to be 18+ right ? so people reading are supposed to be mature also ;) so why don't you post it ? hehehehe :P
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #105 on: May 03, 2004, 12:26:52 AM »
Well.. Berserk is supposed to be 18+ right ? so people reading are supposed to be mature also ;) so why don't you post it ? hehehehe :P
This is true but we don't want to seem like pigs, I mean, read the rules also. But who cares if you want to say it say it but i think it's a bit vulgar.
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #106 on: May 03, 2004, 03:16:47 AM »
Lady Charlotte closest most people here cum to  excersising is masterbating :D.

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #107 on: May 03, 2004, 03:19:10 AM »
You speak for yourself.
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #108 on: May 03, 2004, 03:25:31 AM »
You speak for yourself.

You know you visit the "farmhouse" to choke the chicken every once in awhile.

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #109 on: May 03, 2004, 03:32:34 AM »
Nope, I don't have the 'luxury' of that much private time.

And this discussion is getting quite gutterish so I think i'm going to refrain from it.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2004, 03:35:03 AM by Aconyro »
Vengeance clouds my mind. Hatred fuels my soul. I shall feed my hunger. He can not atone.

My anger is my blood. Betrayal cuts my bones. Killing only slows the pain. His death I seek alone.

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #110 on: May 03, 2004, 03:39:39 AM »
He's talking about shakes.

Natural protein is a lot better.

Natural protein is alot better but you have to eat quite a bit to get the 40-50 grams you need every sitting.  I eat chicken breast and brocolli for lunch almost everyday, or I just slam a couple cans of Tuna, but I still suppliment with Shakes.  Its just more convienient. Thats the purpose.  As for stopping with the workout regiment, I had to quit for four months from working out for personal reasons, but I didn't lose much muscle mass doing it.  You just need to keep active.

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #111 on: May 03, 2004, 03:43:14 AM »
Sure Sure Sure

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Oh Beyonce you are such a naugty naugty lady! you freak!

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #112 on: May 03, 2004, 03:46:39 AM »
ELEKTRO, I THINK THAT OUR GAME OF SPLINTER CELL TOGETHER MAY HAVE AFFECTED YOU!!!!11
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« Reply #113 on: May 03, 2004, 03:54:19 AM »
Refraining  8)
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #114 on: May 03, 2004, 03:55:52 AM »
the morning wood fairy?!?!?!....
Im sorry... this is waaaayyyy too funny....Elektro... Im worried about you....

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #115 on: May 03, 2004, 04:35:44 AM »
the morning wood fairy?!?!?!....
Im sorry... this is waaaayyyy too funny....Elektro... Im worried about you....

That should be bad coming from the guy who showed porn to a Mormon.

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #116 on: May 03, 2004, 04:36:25 AM »
That should be bad coming from the guy who showed porn to a Mormon.

ooh...tell us more...

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #117 on: May 03, 2004, 04:39:09 AM »
Ask Nomad its his story lol, I think he will probably tell it.

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #118 on: May 03, 2004, 05:24:10 AM »
jajajajajajajaja!!!!.... yes... damn I cant believe u remembered that!!!!...
well the story goes:

  I think I was 17-18 @ the time... these Mormons used to come to my house... I really didnt believe in their religon... but they were good guys... I guess u should say I pitty them. (Mormons reeeeaaaalllly have it hard man).  Anyways, they kept coming and coming... getting a little anoyed. Dont ever try to push people to get involved in something they dont want period..

  Soooo... one day they came... I had a TV, had them sit in front of it (when Mormons are in missions... they are NOT allowed to watch television... except for Disney... YESS its true) so I told them I would be right back... poped a nice porn video that I had...I think it was called "Ass Worship"... anyways... I grabed the remote and vvvuuaaalllaaaa... They never came back...

  I did the same thing with Evanglists (I really dont know how to say it in english)... but I used "Faces of Death"... instead of porn, in respect for the old lady...

p.s. I respect every religion their is.... no offense
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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #119 on: May 03, 2004, 05:25:49 AM »
LOL!!!!!!

I might try that one day if mormons start knocking on my door

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #120 on: May 03, 2004, 05:27:32 AM »
LOL!!!!!!

I might try that one day if mormons start knocking on my door
hey it works... make sure u blend them first... ;)

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #121 on: May 03, 2004, 06:14:11 AM »
I think protein shakes are a good thing to take always, I have developed alot since i started using them daily but they should not be used as the single source of protein let alone any nutrition.

God I am trying to imagine the expression on some of the mormons faces I know if they started seeing something like that suddenly in front of them. The moment would be priceless im sure, living around them for 18 years would teach you that much and especially when your father becomes bishop of the nearby mormon church. :P

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #122 on: May 03, 2004, 06:19:34 AM »

God I am trying to imagine the expression on some of the mormons faces I know if they started seeing something like that suddenly in front of them. The moment would be priceless im sure, living around them for 18 years would teach you that much and especially when your father becomes bishop of the nearby mormon church. :P
yes but I must admit... I really admire their faith... Spar, u know what Im talking about... I mean this guys risk EVERYTHING for their mission... man I remembered, those 2 guys, didnt had a car... so they where always on bikes... people used ta' beat the living crap out of them... yet they still smiled... creepy, but true.  

  Ironicly, one of them finished his mission... and decided to move at the town that I used ta' live back there... They can be anoying, but for what its worth... I really hace to hand it to them...

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« Reply #123 on: May 03, 2004, 06:35:41 AM »
Yeah, I was raised a mormon for the first 14 years of my life, and I still cant figure out how people come to terms with that way of life for themselves so I suppose it is admirable but I find it hard respect. I was simply one because I knew nothing else up until then, not because I decided to live that way myself.

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Re:Do you guys work out?
« Reply #124 on: May 03, 2004, 01:54:14 PM »
Natural protein is alot better but you have to eat quite a bit to get the 40-50 grams you need every sitting.  I eat chicken breast and brocolli for lunch almost everyday, or I just slam a couple cans of Tuna, but I still suppliment with Shakes.  Its just more convienient. Thats the purpose.  As for stopping with the workout regiment, I had to quit for four months from working out for personal reasons, but I didn't lose much muscle mass doing it.  You just need to keep active.
Eating well is a part of the training, there's a lot of people eating junk food and taking suppliment to get "bigger". I know 2 or 3 guys at the gym who take supplement and eat like idiots, no wonders why they lose their mass when they stop for a couple of weeks..
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