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« on: April 11, 2004, 09:45:00 PM »
Putting my nuts on the line here, folks! I will attempt to point out a few rules for new forum users.

1. Do not ask for scans; you will be attacked like a prison bitch and then banned by Griffith.

2. Search the forums carefully for questions similar to your own before asking; people hate reading the same questions over and over.

3. Do not argue with Olivier Hague. Mr. Hague possesses a morbid degree of knowledge concerning Berserk past, present, and even future. You will only be dismissed with a one-liner if you try.

4. Keep content forum-appropriate. Please don't speculate about One-Piece in the Current Chapters forum or ask about merchendise in the Character Cove.

There's more to be sure. I just don't know all of it yet.
It's always the same. Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose, for instance -- or the mouth at the top -- that would be some help.'

`It wouldn't look nice,' Alice objected. But Humpty Dumpty only shut his eyes, and said `Wait till you've tried.'

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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2004, 02:22:57 AM »
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There's more to be sure. I just don't know all of it yet.

And do not associate yourself with xechnao. He is the only one to break rule 2 and 3. When he thinks he knows, he doesn't, and he asks stupid questions just for the sake of asking a question.
I gave you fair warning! Now I am going to make a fool of myself in front of everybody! >:( Feel the ANGST! >:(

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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2004, 09:47:54 PM »
And do not associate yourself with xechnao. He is the only one to break rule 2 and 3. When he thinks he knows, he doesn't, and he asks stupid questions just for the sake of asking a question.

*ahem*
And the game plays on people's backs and they don't even have a clue about it, wasting their energy because their attention is distracted by the rulers' game itself.
Pay attention people. Watch your back!

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2004, 02:08:54 AM »
*ahem*

I dont know why, but that was funny Xechnao  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2004, 04:09:07 AM »
*ahem*

PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY RUDE COMMENT  :o!
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 12:54:39 AM »
5. Expect flaming to some degree if you post your honest opinion. This is because opinions are like assholes.
(a.) Everyone has one.

(b.) Some stink worse than others.

(c.) Just because someone shows you theirs, doesn't mean they want to see yours.
It's always the same. Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose, for instance -- or the mouth at the top -- that would be some help.'

`It wouldn't look nice,' Alice objected. But Humpty Dumpty only shut his eyes, and said `Wait till you've tried.'

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2004, 03:10:30 AM »
you forgot one thing:

 T H E R E   I S  N O   S E C O N D   S E A S O N!!!

                             

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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2004, 06:10:33 PM »
you forgot one thing:
T H E R E   I S  N O   S E C O N D   S E A S O N!!!
Second thing he forgot..

   Guts is stronger than any DragonBall or other anime character...
La culture c'est comme les confitures, moins t'en as, plus que tu l'étends...

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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2004, 08:31:43 PM »
And dont ask questions without looking around the forum for the answer first
I gave you fair warning! Now I am going to make a fool of myself in front of everybody! >:( Feel the ANGST! >:(

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2004, 09:05:02 PM »
Do not multi-post (post the same thing two to infinity number of times in a row) You may get burned until you are FUBAR. (Use Remove :o)
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2004, 10:22:42 PM »
6. Do not chant "Skull Lord" repeatedly. At best, it will summon an admin with a poor appreciation for other people's opinions (see rule #5), at worst it will convince people that reading Berserk leads to insanity, preventing Dark Horse from publishing any more volumes in future.

7. Relax. It's an Internet BBS, fer crying out loud, not the Iowa primary! If you can't seem to resolve an argument with (an)other user(s), Use the Personal Messager (accessible by the link next to your username at the top of the page) and flame each other privately. Please.
It's always the same. Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose, for instance -- or the mouth at the top -- that would be some help.'

`It wouldn't look nice,' Alice objected. But Humpty Dumpty only shut his eyes, and said `Wait till you've tried.'

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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2004, 11:36:03 AM »
And most importantly... DO NOT POST!!!!!!!!!!
It piss me off when I see weaklings, it make me want to crush them

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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2004, 01:05:05 PM »
if your here to talk about shit online then why do you say don't post for us to here the opinion of you comments you must post so we can flame you like usual ok.
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2004, 01:34:11 PM »
What is this, Newbie Revenge II: The Reckoning ? It's a wasp's nest of angst in here.

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if your here to talk about shit online then why do you say don't post for us to here the opinion of you comments you must post so we can flame you like usual ok.
Calm down and get help. Quick.
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2004, 01:48:00 PM »
i don't need help. my mind thinks faster than what i can spell, to tell you the truth when i think i have to think in pictures, because if i don't then i don't understand the situation. so if you think i'm dyslexic
(i think thats how its spelled). then thats your opinion ok. but i know i'm not.
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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2004, 02:34:43 PM »
if your here to talk about shit online then why do you say don't post for us to here the opinion of you comments you must post so we can flame you like usual ok.

Wow... indeed he is noob to the board here...

No fun this guy got no humour (cant even see i am trying to be sarcastic)
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2004, 07:26:00 PM »
i don't need help. my mind thinks faster than what i can spell, to tell you the truth when i think i have to think in pictures, because if i don't then i don't understand the situation. so if you think i'm dyslexic
(i think thats how its spelled). then thats your opinion ok. but i know i'm not.

I disagree.
I gave you fair warning! Now I am going to make a fool of myself in front of everybody! >:( Feel the ANGST! >:(

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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2004, 07:48:24 PM »
demonx why do you disagree, and no i'm not a n00b ok i was posting on this site since the skulllord era. i just had to delete my account a few times because of my brother and the orgies topic and stuff like that.
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« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2004, 08:33:53 PM »
demonx why do you disagree, and no i'm not a n00b ok i was posting on this site since the skulllord era. i just had to delete my account a few times because of my brother and the orgies topic and stuff like that.
Well maybe people wouldn't think you were a noob if you didn't act so damn stupid.

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« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2004, 09:29:29 PM »
demonx why do you disagree, and no i'm not a n00b ok i was posting on this site since the skulllord era. i just had to delete my account a few times because of my brother and the orgies topic and stuff like that.

I was under the impression that the orgies thread was made from the account "dark master reloaded" or something.

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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2004, 09:33:32 PM »
that was the one of many accounts that my brother took over for some reason. my brother is a dumb ass ok, he has adhd and likes to fuck everything up ok there its out.
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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2004, 09:35:16 PM »
Hit the fucker.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2004, 09:37:39 PM by Sparnage »

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« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2004, 09:40:13 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2004, 10:06:16 PM »
i'll punch him when i want to. i really beat up on him alot so its nothing unusual. ok.
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« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2004, 10:08:33 PM »
i really beat up on him alot so its nothing unusual

So thats why he is retarded... that means ill hold you personally responsible for all the stupid shit HE posted too.
I gave you fair warning! Now I am going to make a fool of myself in front of everybody! >:( Feel the ANGST! >:(