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Offline nir085

Categorize yourself
« on: April 14, 2004, 03:03:22 AM »
This article is pretty old and may have already been posted in this board because of that, but oh well, it's an interesting read:
http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=61

I'm pathetic enough to place other people in categories, so I will based on the categories I've been given:

Mensa Trolls - Griffith, Walter
Derek Smart - Olivier Hague
Anime Freak - if you replace DBZ with Berserk, then everyone here, except for the people who post exclusively in Shootin the Breeze
The Flamethrower Clone - Griffith when pissed, DemonX, Skull Lo/ard, Wereallmad
Malf - Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge meets The Confused Newbie
Cute Gurl v2.0 - Lauralana
The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts - Vampire Hunter Bob(tons of one liners), pheonixfenix, Majin Tenshi
The Confused Newbie - too many to list...

I can already feel the flames I am going to get by some people because of this thread...like a Mensa Troll :) Anyways, feel free to flame me, my only request is that you do so while referring to that thread. Categorize me too while you're at it, if you can.

Some people can't be categorized, but that applies only to a few.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2004, 06:45:41 AM by nir085 »

Offline C

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2004, 03:07:47 AM »
curiously enough,

what would i be?   ???

 - c

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2004, 03:42:45 AM »
I can't decide. You can place me too if you like.
Vengeance clouds my mind. Hatred fuels my soul. I shall feed my hunger. He can not atone.

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2004, 03:44:35 AM »
Cute Gurl v2.0 - Nir

*edited for stupid*

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The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts - Vampire Hunter Bob, pheonixfenix

Hmmmm.  I don't post to see my post count increase. and also

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Counter-Strike forum: "Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT."
Star Trek forum: "LOL"
Honda Civic forums: "Sure. : )"

I only do the last one. I.E. "BS" and "sure".
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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2004, 03:51:26 AM »
I see myself as half "The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts" and half Mensa Troll.

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2004, 04:25:33 AM »
Wow... I'm not even around enough anymore to get a mention...
Ok, so I leave and come back....

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2004, 04:53:00 AM »
Dont worry man, you can get an honorable mention or something

Offline ZoddGuts

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2004, 04:59:27 AM »
That article was fucking hilarious.  ;D And all those pictures with the description was funny also.

Seems like I'm a mix of Confused newbie/anime freak. Good qualities I might add. 8)

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Wow... I'm not even around enough anymore to get a mention...

I think everyone knows in what category you belong to. ;)

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2004, 05:02:42 AM »
I think everyone knows in what category you belong to. ;)

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2004, 05:35:17 AM »
You forgot to add Miyu and Kim chan to that.

Did you actually read the Cute Girl v2.0 description? That's not a compliment.

To whit:
'In other words, try to be an online slut who's entire diet consists of pig troughs full of sugar. Whenever another Cute Gurl v2.0 comes online, the sheer idiocy in the forums will increase at least twelvefold. The Cute Gurls v2.0 should greet each other with outrageously annoying phrases like "hey baybee!!!!!!!!" and "luv u hunny!!!!!!"'


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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2004, 05:35:55 AM »
To classify myself i would modify the Anime-obsessed-freak to Farnese-obsessed-freak.

Offline lady winde

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2004, 05:41:50 AM »
I'm not exactly sure where I would fall in... , but hopefully not Cute Girl v2.0.

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Offline Kart

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2004, 05:48:43 AM »
Where the fuck am I? I just fucking say angry things. no one posts shit worth looking at, then I see this say "hey where did they put my angry ass" but am I on it? no, i'm fucking ignored, this is bullshit.

Offline nir085

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2004, 06:29:43 AM »
hehe, that post puts you in the "Mr. Aggressive" category".

Or I guess "Flamethrower clone" would be a better title, but someone has to occupy the "Mr. Aggressive" throne.

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2004, 12:00:31 PM »
I categorize myself under the "none of the above" section.  Anyone else care to join?
That's Mrs. Miyu to you!

Offline Sparnage

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2004, 12:48:27 PM »
Me too, I dont think I fit into any of those either.

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2004, 05:07:31 PM »
Did you actually read the Cute Girl v2.0 description? That's not a compliment.

ACtully no. but after reading that... yeah sorry.

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2004, 05:07:57 PM »
Did you actually read the Cute Girl v2.0 description? That's not a compliment.

To whit:
'In other words, try to be an online slut who's entire diet consists of pig troughs full of sugar. Whenever another Cute Gurl v2.0 comes online, the sheer idiocy in the forums will increase at least twelvefold. The Cute Gurls v2.0 should greet each other with outrageously annoying phrases like "hey baybee!!!!!!!!" and "luv u hunny!!!!!!"'


Ya, i thought that name was a compliment at first as well... i think i want to join Miyu's category now
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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2004, 06:48:25 PM »
Wow... I'm not even around enough anymore to get a mention...

I know the feeling *grins* aaah the wonders of lots of online time... those were the days.
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Offline Kart

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2004, 07:37:34 PM »
I FUKING KEEL YOU!! I EAT YOUR BRAINS AND SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT AS I MURDER YOUR MOTHER! KEEL KEEL KEEL. sorry.

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2004, 10:33:52 PM »



Fuck yea thats me alright



I FUKING KEEL YOU!! I EAT YOUR BRAINS AND SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT AS I MURDER YOUR MOTHER! KEEL KEEL KEEL. sorry.

Shut the fuck up alredy
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Offline ZoddGuts

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2004, 10:51:09 PM »



Fuck yea thats me alrightShut the fuck up alredy

You and Kart belong in the "You need to shut the fuck up" category.  ;D

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2004, 11:12:25 PM »
I agree with Miyu, but if I had to cataglorize myself it would probably be... lazy... :P

Offline Kart

Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2004, 12:40:45 AM »
I just need to calm down before I try to act like skullord. I'm not as bad as demon.

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Re:Categorize yourself
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2004, 12:42:49 AM »
I categorize myself under the "none of the above" section.  Anyone else care to join?
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This article is pretty old and may have already been posted in this board because of that
Nope it was never here because we don't feel the need to judge people after we were here for a month or two. Unless of course the person sets themselves up to be flamed 100x or the person who judges is a shmuck.
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