Try this shit at a SlipKnot Concert! LOL

trenchteam · July 30, 2004

http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/

The Dragon Slayer · July 30, 2004

Who cares? Slipknot sucks.

dwarfkicker · July 30, 2004

After you pulled that the ass kicking that would follow would be unbelievable. Get ready to run your ass off. I can just picture the scenario.

Stop being such a negative fuck, renegade. Slipknot has some good songs.

DarkBlademaster · July 30, 2004

Slip knot is ok i guess. But doing that in front of a concert will just get you jumped heh.

Hehe i liked the one at the train concert though hehe.

trenchteam · July 30, 2004

haha.

Majin_Tenshi · July 30, 2004

skeletonmf · July 30, 2004

Renegade said:
Who cares? Slipknot sucks.

i second that.

Griffith · July 30, 2004

Good stuff.

Chrome Coffin · July 31, 2004

Hmm didnt see anything about slipknot on that site....I must be blind.

Can you fill us blind wankers in on what happened?

redria · July 31, 2004

thers a guy with a megaphone at various concerts yelling out "you have bad taste in music". The Dragon Reborn was saying to imagine what would happen if youtried that at a slipknot concert, mr blind wanker

trenchteam · July 31, 2004

I agree slipknot aint that great, but alot of my friends who are slipknot fans are hardcore wackos. I could imagine someone with a bull horn tellin them their band sucks..........woot!

Azn He-Man666 · August 2, 2004

But what if that person who told them their band sucks, was dual-weilding a halberd and a great axe, then what would the hardcore wackos do!?

w00t indeed.

Majin_Tenshi · August 2, 2004

they'd probably tackle and beat the shit out of them cause both weapons need to be used 2-handed to be used effectively...

dwarfkicker · August 2, 2004

Hater - "Your band sucks!"

Angry Mob - "What the Fuck!?"

Angry mob moves on Hater.

Hater - "Stay back! I've got a halberd and a great axe!"

Angry mob - "Fuck him up!"

Hater gets swarmed and receives the beating of his life while Slipknot performs "Fuck this World" in the background.

Azn He-Man666 · August 2, 2004

Fine fine I knew dungeons and dragons boy was going to be a jerk :'(

What about a flame thrower?

P.S. Fuck that what about a flame breathing mask and dual weilding a battle axe in his off-hand and a desert eagle(cliche bad ass guns are cool!) in his other?

Majin_Tenshi · August 2, 2004

Mejumi Nomiko said:
What about a flame thrower?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1107178&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

and D&D doesn't really have anything to do with it other then knowing what those weapons are... ::)

Azn He-Man666 · August 2, 2004

Majin Tenshi said:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1107178&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

and D&D doesn't really have anything to do with it other then knowing what those weapons are... ::)

Yes, but I knew it would be you, and what else really uses the term "Greataxe" anymore besides D&D?

p.s. oh and that link, was extremley awesome, not something I'll try anytime soon mind you...

but something to think about

trenchteam · August 2, 2004

One guy weilding an axe wont stop a mob. Now one guy holding a automatic might give the mob second thoughts.

Azn He-Man666 · August 2, 2004

The Dragon Reborn said:
One guy weilding an axe wont stop a mob. Now one guy holding a automatic might give the mob second thoughts.

Thats why I gave him a flame breathing mask and a desert eagle, granted an uzi would've served the purpose better, but y'know...

Jeice the Damned · August 2, 2004

Whoa whoa fellas.... Slipknot is my favorite band. The music channels my anger into something a bit more fun that smashing my head into walls or cutting my arms open. It makes me drive fast! ;D

Besides, the new album kicks ass.

Azn He-Man666 · August 2, 2004

Jeice the Damned said:
Whoa whoa fellas.... Slipknot is my favorite band. The music channels my anger into something a bit more fun that smashing my head into walls or cutting my arms open. It makes me drive fast! ;D

Besides, the new album kicks ass.

We never insulted them, I was just sharing my methods of crowd control with the boys.

kimchan · August 2, 2004

Renegade said:
Who cares? Slipknot sucks.

I have to agree here.

Jon Schaffer 2 · August 3, 2004

kimchan said:
I have to agree here.

You're a woman, of course you would. Most girls that like SlipKnot are slutty whores that end up getting drunk and banged all over and don't rememer the next morning. You have common sense on the other hand. I like SlipKnot somewhat, just not enough to pay to listen to them bark out lyrics that I can't understand half the time.

Demented Swordsman · August 3, 2004

well this thread is full of broad generalizations, now isn't it

kimchan · August 3, 2004

Jon Schaffer said:
You're a woman, of course you would. Most girls that like SlipKnot are slutty whores that end up getting drunk and banged all over and don't rememer the next morning. You have common sense on the other hand. I like SlipKnot somewhat, just not enough to pay to listen to them bark out lyrics that I can't understand half the time.

I used to like a few of Slipknot's songs, but I pretty much outgrew them.

And just to cover my bases, I was never like what Jon described. 8)

Ah, dark secrets... ;D

Try this shit at a SlipKnot Concert! LOL

Jesus cries when he looks at me.

The can opener went bye-bye...

Imprisoned for crimes too hideous to be named.

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew

Muppet of Death

Was it you who killed my companions,one after one?

The can opener went bye-bye...

Was it you who killed my companions,one after one?

The can opener went bye-bye...

Was it you who killed my companions,one after one?

Was it you who killed my companions,one after one?

Far out..!

Was it you who killed my companions,one after one?

"Should I be overcome by the vapors?

Mar...

so I pranked him.. to death with a tire iron!

"Should I be overcome by the vapors?