The new apostle

xechnao · October 18, 2004

http://www.t-nation.com/findArticle.do?article=211hate

Just see the pics...it will do enough

nomad · October 18, 2004

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looks like a fucking tumor...
but eeeerrrr, why where you looking at male bodybuilders?

DarkBlademaster · October 18, 2004

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If he punched something, he would break his wrists. They are so small compared to his arms. Now im sure he can clean someone's head off, but im talking about something like punching a hard piece of wood or something.

typhonblue · October 18, 2004

Re: The new apostel

What is it about short men wanting to become rhombi?

Demented Swordsman · October 18, 2004

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Its all about explosive power vs hyper-stressed muscle strength(slow, heavy lifting)

He's got strength, without a doubt, but I'm not so sure he can apply it quickly enough to break his wrist. Now if he were to put his weight into it.. I could see it happening MAYBE.. but he lifts with his ENTIRE arm not just from his elbows up, so there's no way his wrists are weak from any standpoint(unless you compare them to the rest of his arm

).

TheSkyTraveller · October 18, 2004

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Good god....

Aazealh · October 18, 2004

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How ridiculous... So that's what it's like to eat steroids everyday for 5 years straight ? ::)

The good point is that he'll never be unemployed as long as there's a circus in town.

skeletonmf · October 18, 2004

my god! it looks like a dog humped his arm and knocked it up. this guy is beyond stupid.

Kakkoii_Guts · October 18, 2004

That is disgusting.

NeoBerserker · October 19, 2004

I'm sure even Arnold Schwarzenegger would even be disappointed at this guy...
My question is though is he as strong as he looks? (even though his arms look like massive tumors), like is it all power or just the drugs since if he doesn't take the drugs for like a month his arms shrink as he stated in the article. The article said nothing about him setting any weight lifting records. The only record i know from him was for having the biggest biceps which i learned from Ripley's Beleive it or not. I think his muscles are mostly show and they not actually as powerful as they would seem. Plus his muscles especially his deltoids look inflated, literaly, your muscles dont look like balloons like he has, they have detail, just look at good old Arnold's muscles, i'm sure this "inflation" is also a side effect from the drugs. I weight lift myself and i never want to like anything remotely near that guy or take drugs to get me big, especially i know that drugs like that have creatin or something like that that puts water into your muscles to make them big, but if you ever put that guy in a fight, he would loose and be fatigued by the first blow like most bodybuilders.

DarkBlademaster · October 19, 2004

im sure he is strong, but not as strong as he looks. I think his muscles are puffy, not condensed. Certain workouts make the muscle big, buff, and puffy, or small, condensed, and strong.

Oltobaz · October 19, 2004

Somebody must have used Hokuto Shinken on this guy...this looks like Amiba's handywork all right...

Sparnage · October 19, 2004

DemonX said:
im sure he is strong, but not as strong as he looks. I think his muscles are puffy, not condensed. Certain workouts make the muscle big, buff, and puffy, or small, condensed, and strong.

Body builders are never great athletes, Jesus people who lift weights over their heads don't look nothing like that but they can lift much heavier weights, go figure. Let the world gather around to watch greased up freaks get in retarded positions. ::)

NeoBerserker · October 19, 2004

Sparnage said:
Body builders are never great athletes, Jesus people who lift weights over their heads don't look nothing like that but they can lift much heavier weights, go figure. Let the world gather around to watch greased up freaks get in retarded positions. ::)

Football players lift weights all the time, they seem to be pretty athletic...

Sparnage · October 19, 2004

NeoBerserker said:
Football players lift weights all the time, they seem to be pretty athletic...

Yeah I lift weights too, but I'm speaking of full on Bodybuilders.

Jon Schaffer 2 · October 19, 2004

Sparnage said:
I'm speaking of full on Bodybuilders.

Bodybuilding is a sport. You are correct, most bodybuilders would be horrible at athletics because their muscle mass prevents them from preforming as well as most athletes. If you look at a bodybuilders arms and compare them to a football players arms, you can tell the difference.

It takes great willpower and responsibility to look the way they do. Sure it looks disgusting, but there is much effort put into it. When I was on the wrestling team in highschool we used to work out with the bodybuilders. They would bench 230 without a problem when I was struggling with 180, but I could easily lap them in running.

I don't do bodybuilding myself, but I respect most people that do it (non riod).

skeletonmf · October 19, 2004

Jon Schaffer said:
Sure it looks disgusting, but there is much effort put into it.

it takes much effort to force out a crap after i eat 30 pizza bagels, but i dont put it on display.

Oltobaz · October 20, 2004

Jon Schaffer said:
Sure it looks disgusting, but there is much effort put into it.

Which is why it's pointless ;)

Valtial · October 24, 2004

Yeah if that guy thinks he looks good then.... somethings wrong
but im sure he wakes up in the morning and cries when he looks in the mirror to brush his teeth. :-[

Freddy C · October 24, 2004

holy shit they are big (not his penis)

man, i have to say, i was turned off big muscles, but his were just not healthy...they are just what females look like with HUGE breast implants

Bubbles Float High · October 24, 2004

Yea.. He looks icky. I have loads of respect for body builders who don't take drugs though.. What may look nasty to some people may look good to others. Like the 95 pound models you see on magazines; people think that's good looking and I think it's an eating disorder.. But still, they work hard for that body and that's rare. If it was a common thing then America wouldn't have the most obese people in the world.

skeletonmf · October 24, 2004

skinny bitches are nasty. gimme a good thick girl any day. mmmmm.

what were we talking about again?

Jon Schaffer 2 · October 24, 2004

Freddy C said:
they are just what females look like with HUGE breast implants

They basically are implants. He uses a type of drug that makes his muscle 25% water or oil, giving it an enormous mass. Cheater.

Bubbles Float High said:
But still, they work hard for that body and that's rare. If it was a common thing then America wouldn't have the most obese people in the world.

Preach it.

DarkBlademaster · October 25, 2004

Bubbles Float High said:
If it was a common thing then America wouldn't have the most obese people in the world.

I live in houston you know... :'(

Faust · October 26, 2004

We should start

I read the whole friggin' article about that freak and nowhere does it say how much the dude curls?

Edit:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/greggvalentino.htm

Thanks google

300 lb cheat curls...whatever the hell that means. He also graphically depicts his experieneces screwing a one-legged pornstar.

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