one liners you love

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Psymont 2.0

good news... i found loads of arnold one liners


[after splitting the bad guy in half]
He had to split

[after decapitating bad guy]
He was a real pain in the neck

[while throwing bad guy over a rail]
Let me give you a lift

[after sticking a knife into the bad guy]
Stick around

[after holding a bad guy over a cliff and then dropping him]
I let him go

[before throwing a flare at the bad guy who’s covered in gasoline]
How about a light

[after throwing bad guy onto a soda billboard]
That hit the spot

[while killing a bad guy with a giant drill]
Screw YOOUUU!

[after shooting some bad alligators]
You’re luggage

[right before firing a missile that the bad guy is hanging on to]
You’re fired

[after hurling a pole through the bad guy and into the furnace behind him causing steam to shoot out of his body]
Let off some steam Bennet

[after killing a bad guy and putting his hat over his face to make it look like he’s sleeping]
Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.

[after dropping bad guy’s severed thumb]
I’m all thumbs today

[After putting bad guy’s head in a urinal and flushing it]
Cool off!

[after shooting wife in the head]
Consider that a divorce



running man
http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/run_flick1.htm
 
kid_berserk

kid_berserk

in the punisher ps2 game grab a guy, and if the guy says "i am going to be a father" shoot him and frank willl say " no your not"
[after shooting a bad guy that says" its my birth day"]
Last one
[after shooting a bad guy that says "i have a family]
"there better off without you"
 
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Mo

The Warrior
If you long for one thing for so long it's a given that you'll miss other things along the way, that's how it is...that's life. -The ironsmith from Berserk
 
W

w00t

Duke Nukem: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum.
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One of my favs to.
But it was first used in the film "They Live" with Roddy Piper.

I'll add:

'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.'
 
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Mo

The Warrior
That Chew bubble gum and kick ass line is NOT FROM DUKE NUKEM. That was from an old-ass movie called "They Live" - 1987 or 88 I believe.
 
N

NeoBerserker

"You don't have to help anybody, that's what this country is all about." -Seinfeld

"What you call hell, he calls home." -Guy from Rambo: First Blood part II

“The only guy who ever escaped, never made it out.” –Mall Guy who slept on the Job (Invader Zim)

"But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes... "-GIR (invader Zim)

"Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was pathetic, your parents will receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now." -Ms. Bitters (Invader Zim)
 
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Faust

I guess technically these aren't one-liners

The following units of Starcraft after clicking them about a million times:

Sarah Kerrigan
"Easily amused, huh?"
"Doesn't need a telepath do know what you're thinking..."
"You get hot annoying people, don't you?"

Edmond Duke
"Been a General for fifteen years..."
"Now, I'm taking orders from a pup!"

Samir Duran
"Mwha ha ha I like your style friend!"
"But I think you're getting a little too familiar..."
"I don't believe we've met..."
"I am Duran... Who are you?"
"I told you my name!! It's Duran! DURAN!"
"What's so funny?!?"
"Please, please, tell me now...."
"Is there something I should know?"

Marine
"Are you gonna give me orders?!?!"
"Oh my god! He's whacked!"
"I don't know how to get out this chicken *BEEP* outfit!"

And my personal favorite....

Medic
"Where does it hurt"
"You want another physical?"
"Turn your head and cough"
"Ready for your spunge bath?"
 
Kakkoii_Guts

Kakkoii_Guts

海賊王になる男だ
I don't know how I forgot this one, as it is my favorite one-liner of all time.


"I'll take you to the bank senator, the blood bank." - Mason Storm
 
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ghadrack

Not a llama or your momma!
Devine's Son Crackers in the movie Pink Flamingos:

"Get my balls Momma!"

Patrick Bateman in American Psycho:

"I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy, my thin mask of sanity is slipping"

Also:

"You are a bitch, I want to stab you to death and play in your blood."
 
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