Zodd without Armor, NSFW

Tristram

100% Germ Free Manure
Now safe for work, but it's not overly lewd.  Just something you dont want your boss to catch you peeking at.

www.rustedgears.com/msgboard/zodd_twanger.jpg

Also, I'd like to have kind of a captions contest in this thread.

In this format...

Zodd: "I say something"
Guts: "I say something back!"

or...

Guts: "Blah!"
Zodd: "<insert witty repartee>"
 

Walter

Administrator
Staff member
Genuinely good forms, really.

But what's that coming from Guts mouth? (No pun intended)
 

Tristram

100% Germ Free Manure
Walter said:
Genuinely good forms, really.

But what's that coming from Guts mouth? (No pun intended)
Blood, drool, snot.

No Zodd didn't force felatio onto Guts, we'll leave that to ... damnit I forgot his name. Think back to Guts' childhood.

ANyways, Zodd is just cackslapping Guts, which because of how much that thing weighs hurts an awful lot.

Something interesting I read is that in old japanese art a common thing to draw was men with enlarged phalluses "sword fighting".
 
Tristram said:
Something interesting I read is that in old japanese art a common thing to draw was men with enlarged phalluses "sword fighting".

that is interesting indeed... so, you mean instead of fighting with swords they fought with their... cocks? ;D
 
-Player- said:
that is interesting indeed... so, you mean instead of fighting with swords they fought with their... cocks?  ;D




"yeah man dont you get it , he has to keep his arms free.......    for, stuff"
 

Vaxillus

The one and only severed head
Wow, for such a picture, this forum takes it with a lot of grace.

Of course, now you're obligated to draw it in Apostle form.
 

Vaxillus

The one and only severed head
NeoBerserker said:
Oh and mine is bigger, like at least five times. . .  plus one.
This has to come up in at least one of every ten things written on the internet. As for the contest...

Zodd: "I can slay Dragons with this thing!"
Guts: "Shit! I haven't even done that with my real sword yet!"
 
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