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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #100 on: April 10, 2011, 03:15:56 AM »
Here's my submission! I like to call this one "Date Night." :casca:


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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #101 on: April 10, 2011, 03:21:05 AM »
Here's my submission! I like to call this one "Date Night." :casca:

Has to be the hottest submission yet.  Who would've thought Beherit-on-Beherit action was so frisky?

She looks a bit bored.  Maybe the sex isn't as "Egg"cellent as she thought it would be.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #102 on: April 10, 2011, 03:58:49 AM »
She looks a bit bored.  Maybe the sex isn't as "Egg"cellent as she thought it would be.
Not every venture ends in climax, a fact well known to women ;).  Remember that.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #103 on: April 10, 2011, 05:13:47 AM »
I can't even handle this thread hahaha, leave it to Berserk fans to come up with the most demented, fucked up shit. I need to step up my game, this one is going to require some serious thought.  :femto:
"If I could strike one blow to spite their force, though I might bear one hundred more, I would wear the welts like rubies, and the shackles for a crown. And if I had one hundred hearts I would throw them all before their bullets before I'd sell a single one to wield their power. So lest we fall out of love with life, let us give all we have to give - for only a fool would cling to this world."

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #104 on: April 10, 2011, 02:06:40 PM »
Holy shit Grail!

Next three submissions must naturally fit in the Aoooooga sound effect.  :slan:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #105 on: April 10, 2011, 02:28:45 PM »
I love the little bow on the girl beherit.

Keep 'em coming, guys. The crazier the better.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #106 on: April 10, 2011, 02:42:02 PM »
I can't even handle this thread hahaha, leave it to Berserk fans to come up with the most demented, fucked up shit. I need to step up my game, this one is going to require some serious thought.  :femto:

Oh, god. Look at what you guys and gals have done!!! The undefeated champ is once again going to try to reclaim what was his. This.... is going to be.... brutal.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #107 on: April 10, 2011, 04:57:19 PM »
Something I think would be an interesting mix to all of this. If any of you want to write a short piece of pornographic literature for the contest, do so. Just keep it short so we aren't reading a wall of text plz.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #108 on: April 10, 2011, 05:10:20 PM »
Here's a haiku I came up with.

Deep in the Qliphoth:
sexual constipation,
sweaty monkey love.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #109 on: April 11, 2011, 01:25:51 AM »


We might all become Griffith sympathizers after all.  :sad:

Sorry for the obnoxious size, it only seemed appropriate  :beast:
"If I could strike one blow to spite their force, though I might bear one hundred more, I would wear the welts like rubies, and the shackles for a crown. And if I had one hundred hearts I would throw them all before their bullets before I'd sell a single one to wield their power. So lest we fall out of love with life, let us give all we have to give - for only a fool would cling to this world."

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #110 on: April 11, 2011, 01:45:43 AM »
... :magni: Oh baby Jesus.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #111 on: April 11, 2011, 02:50:45 AM »
Oh man, way to go, Viral Harvest. A fine mix of hilarious and genuinely creepy.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #112 on: April 11, 2011, 04:01:56 AM »
Is that his ass prolapsing out onto the ground? :isidro:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #113 on: April 11, 2011, 04:08:21 AM »
I don't know exactly what that last image is, or how I am supposed to react... but HEYYYY!  whatever floats your boat!  :magni:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2011, 04:11:33 AM »
Just gross.. :magni:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2011, 04:19:27 AM »
In Reference to Viral's latest submission.. as I said:

May whatever you believe in.. have mercy on your souls.

Yeah, I just quoted myself. this is of course in order too: :magni:

I have no clue if this would fit into the "Aoooooga" sound effect. Let alone anything else.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #116 on: April 11, 2011, 04:40:57 AM »
I have no clue if this would fit into the "Aoooooga" sound effect. Let alone anything else.
You have to admit though, it's an entry befitting of the legendary round 1 winner. :ganishka: And I guess this would count as porn for somebody out there... :???:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #117 on: April 11, 2011, 06:00:07 AM »
I was originally going to have Guts behind him wearing a Tutu, lipstick, and a ball-gag but I was too emotionally drained by the time I got to the end of drawing my home boy Griffith.

And yes, that would be his colon/intestinal tract as best as my off-hand knowledge of anatomy would allow me to cast curses on MSPaint. He's lucky he got away with just a pink sock, if you ask me.  :mozgus:

But hey, look at the bright side - I can sell it on Gurochan and be on an FBI watch-list!

Apologies to the ill though.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 06:10:14 AM by Viral Harvest »
"If I could strike one blow to spite their force, though I might bear one hundred more, I would wear the welts like rubies, and the shackles for a crown. And if I had one hundred hearts I would throw them all before their bullets before I'd sell a single one to wield their power. So lest we fall out of love with life, let us give all we have to give - for only a fool would cling to this world."

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #119 on: April 11, 2011, 06:31:06 PM »
So many awesome entries ! :D Keep me coming!
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #120 on: April 11, 2011, 06:56:13 PM »
So many awesome entries ! :D Keep me coming!

Freudian slip? :carcus:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #121 on: April 11, 2011, 07:42:00 PM »
This has got to be some of the most perverted filth I've seen outside the imagination of Go Nagai. :ganishka: Keep'em cumming!
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #122 on: April 11, 2011, 07:51:32 PM »
Congrats Irvine, I think you're the first person to submit a drawing that's remotely fappable. :ganishka: Records being broken left and right, I can hardly keep track!

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #123 on: April 11, 2011, 09:11:31 PM »
Congrats Irvine, I think you're the first person to submit a drawing that's remotely fappable. :ganishka:
Is that the objective? Do we really want this thread to become a masturbation chamber? What say the Vox Populi?
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #124 on: April 11, 2011, 09:35:18 PM »
Is that the objective? Do we really want this thread to become a masturbation chamber? What say the Vox Populi?
I don't think we should push people one way or the other, as long as the entries continue to be consistently weird/hilarious.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't make that observation about Irvine's drawing to get more "sexy" entries, but more because... well, it's true. Unless you're some sort of deviant. :azan: