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Offline Vaxillus

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2005, 11:15:06 PM »
I think there are too many guys on this forum for any more 'twangers.'  And no, I don't like Yaoi. :SK:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2005, 06:09:47 AM »
You heard the man! Now I will happly except all good old types of pornographic material. It must contain Berserk characters, and look really good. I'll be more then happy to send you a free TV to the person that wins free of charge. I will ship it at my exspense. Anywho, I of course will be a judge. I'm guessing Walter would be the other judge.

   Oh well Get to work you pornographers!  :troll:


Rules:

1  It can't be a comic, it has to be a stand alone drawing.

2  It will not have any of the munchkens in it. IE nothing with anyone younger looking then Isidro or poopsy the witch. If you brake this rule, I'll think of something.

3  Nothing fucking nasty, for Christs sake.  :-X

4  It has to be original work, I'll find a way to make sure you're not cheating and it'll suck.
Can it be guy on guy hehehehehehe :griff:....ahh just read above darns it!!!!!
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2005, 08:44:33 AM »


.....I have made my contribution.

Let me know where I can pick up my prize!
"If I could strike one blow to spite their force, though I might bear one hundred more, I would wear the welts like rubies, and the shackles for a crown. And if I had one hundred hearts I would throw them all before their bullets before I'd sell a single one to wield their power. So lest we fall out of love with life, let us give all we have to give - for only a fool would cling to this world."

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2005, 09:27:49 AM »
I love you and demand to have your babies
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2005, 10:05:01 AM »
Let me know where I can pick up my prize!
The "upper" part of the picture for sure deserves a nice prize!!!... :guts:

But... was really what's under Guts' knees... necessary... :isidro: :schierke:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2005, 12:02:58 PM »
Brilliant !  :guts: :puck:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2005, 12:56:00 PM »
this is kind of strange to see.

why is the brand on his penis...?

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2005, 03:25:05 PM »
Guts looks....glorious... :isidro:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2005, 07:27:18 AM »
I try to do what I can, in the name of ART!

In the horrid and twisted world of Berserk, one cannot simply rule out scat so easily.

Guts definitely had to have given his share of facial dookings at one point or another. THINK about it.

It's like, common logic for Christ sakes!
"If I could strike one blow to spite their force, though I might bear one hundred more, I would wear the welts like rubies, and the shackles for a crown. And if I had one hundred hearts I would throw them all before their bullets before I'd sell a single one to wield their power. So lest we fall out of love with life, let us give all we have to give - for only a fool would cling to this world."

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2005, 01:57:48 PM »
Ouch. A branded testicle in the eclipse :o

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2005, 05:17:19 PM »
LOL

So far it's the winner.
:femto: :slan: :ubik:

Offline Mortar

Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2005, 07:20:34 PM »
Ouch. A branded testicle in the eclipse :o

Yeah can you imagine how bad it would hurt if he banged Slann?

It would be the first time the man would have a period instead of the woman.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2005, 07:52:30 PM »
:femto: :slan: :ubik:

Offline whitehawk*

Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2005, 05:47:46 PM »

.....I have made my contribution.

Let me know where I can pick up my prize!

LMAO you win in my eyes  :carcus:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2005, 03:06:52 PM »
OMFG  that made me laugh sooo hard!  I was gonna do something like that untill i seen that and was ultimatly defeated. What makes it KEY funny is how hes
1.Naked&Squating (yes they only work together)
2.Shitting maddly and on puck
3. Huge Erection&And angry Face (yes they build off eachother)
4. Brand on his nut sack
5 THE BEST PART is!!   Guts Shouting  GRIFFITH!!! as if hes about to attack him.

Offline Ramen4ever

Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2005, 03:00:34 PM »
AHAHAH.. thats great :troll:
I almost fell off my chair on that one  :guts:
all you need next is griffith..
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2005, 06:13:15 PM »
LOL... Uncalled for IMO but still hilarious!
« Last Edit: October 01, 2005, 06:30:35 PM by -rob- »

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2005, 01:52:21 AM »
Shit i was in the libary and started to laugh really loud. Caught me by surprise. Now people are trying to look at my screen. Thanks alot. i think you definatly won. 

Offline Gaddes

Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2005, 07:05:53 PM »
lol holy hell.  :isidro: wrong on so many lvl's but god is it ever funny.
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Offline Darth

Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2005, 08:52:15 PM »
http://madballxero.homestead.com/files/ultimaten00die.jpg
LMFAO!!! now thats an avatar waiting to happen.Ive seen the drawing a while back and i lmao.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2005, 09:08:07 PM »
It's beautiful, in a horrible sort of way.  I'm not sure anyone can beat this hilarity, I can't stop laughing!

Good show, Viral Harvest!  :guts:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2005, 04:07:02 PM »
Someone contact Art Of War I think we found what the new Guts statue should look like. :troll: (Just Kidding!)
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2005, 03:39:38 PM »
Yea, just imagine that on your shelf.. your gf walks in..  :???: uh huh..
 :troll:  its gotta have a name though.. like at the bottom of the statue. " The mighty Dragon Slayer"
I never thought that would be the way griffith went down..
scratch the shitting part, that would get u into a strap suite in some room with nothing but white walls and lights...

its funny, no matter how many times i look at it.. when i see the entire picture i still laugh my ass off :guts:

my compliments, you are truly a gifted artist!! Miura would be.. um  proud :miura:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2005, 05:51:22 PM »
The name should be like "Milennum Falcon Guts shitting version exclusive with brown colored Puck" or something like that.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2005, 03:29:09 AM »
good christ! thats the funniest thing ive seen ever. thank you! thank you!

you have officially coined the phrase "facial dookings" in my book.

i think you should make another one of Guts pulping Casca's Dooks.

oh yeah. i went there :chomp: :chomp:
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