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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #75 on: April 09, 2011, 12:00:22 AM »
Okay, guys. As your judge, I want quality. So on that note,
UNLEASH YOUR EVIL.

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« Reply #76 on: April 09, 2011, 12:21:14 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD, GUYS! I'M DYING! :ganishka:

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« Reply #77 on: April 09, 2011, 12:26:16 AM »
Hahahah.  Way to stick it to em' guts!  Love the attention to detail.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #78 on: April 09, 2011, 12:30:58 AM »
Okay, guys. As your judge, I want quality. So on that note,
UNLEASH YOUR EVIL.
[Walter] 9:28 pm: I love it but...
[Walter] 9:28 pm: was the Beherit behind Femto at the time? or did Guts' cock pierce through Femto's chest, which held the Beherit?
[Gobolatula] 9:28 pm: i imagined it being behind femto
[Gobolatula] 9:28 pm: but uh
[Gobolatula] 9:28 pm: it's better to think it was his heart haha
[Walter] 9:29 pm: wow, it's both a porn submission AND a Berserk theory: Beherits are the God Hand's hearts!
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #79 on: April 09, 2011, 12:41:13 AM »
Congratulations to this year's winner, you've truly lived up to your name... Gobs. :guts:

BTW, love the Beast as porn director with the thumb's up in the background. Delish. :beast:

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« Reply #80 on: April 09, 2011, 01:19:28 AM »
I almost didn't post this after Gobolatula's Masterpiece, but it would be unfair to my fans.


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« Reply #81 on: April 09, 2011, 01:24:35 AM »
Oh man I split a gut on that one.  Stellar work.  I love the channel he's on.  Hahahah.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #82 on: April 09, 2011, 01:44:20 AM »
I don't know what scares me more, Mozgus's face, his giant peen, or his anklesocks... :judo:

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« Reply #83 on: April 09, 2011, 01:57:18 AM »
I love the channel.   :ubik:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2011, 02:16:12 AM »
:femto: :slan: :ubik:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #85 on: April 09, 2011, 02:37:56 AM »
Officially the best thread ever.  I love all the variety we're getting up in here.  Good work folks!

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #86 on: April 09, 2011, 02:42:20 AM »
Nice use of lighting and texture here. It really emphasizes the sense of urgency and passion in Isidro's rendezvous with a.... Schierumpkin? :???:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #87 on: April 09, 2011, 02:43:49 AM »
Nice use of lighting and texture here. It really emphasizes the sense of urgency and passion in Isidro's rendezvous with a.... Schierumpkin? :???:
Thanks. The atmosphere was intended to make the viewer feel as uncomfortable as possible in witnessing this taboo act of love expression to a gourd.  :isidro:  :schierke:
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« Reply #88 on: April 09, 2011, 03:33:27 AM »
Thanks. The atmosphere was intended to make the viewer feel as uncomfortable as possible in witnessing this taboo act of love expression to a gourd.  :isidro:  :schierke:

Great, because that's totally the vibe I got from it. :magni:


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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #89 on: April 09, 2011, 03:50:05 AM »
Congrats Aphasia, I think this may be the first shot of female genitalia the Berserk Porn Contest has seen since it's inception! :troll:

Awesome faces, I kinda picture Guts's nostrils quivering furiously in that last panel.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2011, 04:35:19 AM »
hahaha these are so freakin funny. Aphasia, that's really good. Though, I didn't know Guts smoked!

Gob, what is wrong with you?!? what is wrong with you people!!?!? Man... this really brighten up my day. Thanks guys.

Congrats Aphasia, I think this may be the first shot of female genitalia the Berserk Porn Contest has seen since it's inception! :troll:

yeah... I feel we are a little too overzealous on the penises, eh?

Thanks. The atmosphere was intended to make the viewer feel as uncomfortable as possible in witnessing this taboo act of love expression to a gourd.  :isidro:  :schierke:

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« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2011, 04:38:38 AM »
Guys, we should mail our submissions to Miura!

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2011, 08:14:17 AM »
 :carcus:

Yes, maybe before long I too can contribute to the debauchery.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2011, 10:32:24 AM »
Too much talking. Not enough porn.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2011, 01:47:31 PM »
Holy shit! This is so much win in this thread. I didn't expect to see this much content.
Gob: I love how the Beherit is giving Guts a blowjob. Yet, I still shuddered uncontrollably at his stump.  :magni:
Eluvia: I think this is also an interpretation of the human condition applied to Mozgus jerking it to Guts shitting on Puck. Your picture will haunt my dreams for years to come, good job!
Walter: The second picture to feature a blow job, this time from a pumpkin! Try changing it up, maybe try sheep with Schierke hair!
Aphasia: Holy shit! I should have seen that coming, but I didn't think anyone would have fisting ITT. I do love beaver though, so keep up some beaver.
Guys, we should mail our submissions to Miura!

I feel like if we did, Miura would stop his work on Berserk. So lets wait until AFTER he is done to send them off.

Too much talking. Not enough porn.
This.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2011, 05:26:09 PM »
Too much talking. Not enough porn.

Well, these aren't official submissions, but they definitely belong in the gallery:














Repeat: these weren't made specifically for this contest. :ganishka:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #97 on: April 09, 2011, 07:27:32 PM »
Hahah that's some great material.  I hope the final battle is as awesome as your portrayal.  I remember seeing that last image in an episode thread somewhere, I bust out laughing when I saw it the first time.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #98 on: April 09, 2011, 08:26:59 PM »
I think each submission from this point on should have the AOOOOGA sound effect.

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« Reply #99 on: April 10, 2011, 03:08:51 AM »
I think each submission from this point on should have the AOOOOGA sound effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9YWb-ymM2U&feature=related