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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #125 on: April 11, 2011, 10:36:03 PM »
Don't get me wrong, I didn't make that observation about Irvine's drawing to get more "sexy" entries, but more because... well, it's true. Unless you're some sort of deviant. :azan:
There's nothing deviant about my pumpkin fetish.  :azan:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #126 on: April 12, 2011, 12:35:13 AM »

Well, here's my submission to the thread



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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #127 on: April 12, 2011, 12:36:04 AM »
Serpico? Farnese? Anna? It's a choose your own sexual adventure game!  :ganishka:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #128 on: April 12, 2011, 01:19:05 AM »
Serpico? Farnese? Anna? It's a choose your own sexual adventure game!  :ganishka:

Actually I was going for Owen  :slan:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #129 on: April 12, 2011, 02:23:20 AM »
For Owen you get 8 cool points. The rest of the submittors have cool points as well, but I'm not saying how many just yet.

This is truly the best thread on the forum.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #130 on: April 12, 2011, 02:57:43 AM »
Out of curiosity, is there a deadline on this?

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #131 on: April 12, 2011, 03:39:03 AM »
Out of curiosity, is there a deadline on this?

Never!!  :puck:
It may have taken over 5 years for this thread to really kick off, but now there shall be no stopping it.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #132 on: April 12, 2011, 04:44:52 AM »
I concur with Old Bay. For once, there's a contest where everyone's a winner! :slan:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #133 on: April 12, 2011, 06:01:17 AM »
Grail,

I love your SkullKnighty horsie!  :serpico:

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« Reply #134 on: April 12, 2011, 12:55:48 PM »
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Is that the objective? Do we really want this thread to become a masturbation chamber?

So my drawing is too sexy?  :sad:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #135 on: April 12, 2011, 03:38:18 PM »
So my drawing is too sexy?  :sad:
I was just a little creeped out by how genuine the porn aspect was.

I figured this thread was supposed to entertain us, whether it's with a clever idea or just plain comedy. But straight up porn is just not how I envisioned this contest. Then again, it's not my contest.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #136 on: April 12, 2011, 09:14:39 PM »

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #137 on: April 13, 2011, 03:14:49 AM »
Out of curiosity, is there a deadline on this?

I think you meant, please never have a deadline.

I was just a little creeped out by how genuine the porn aspect was.

I figured this thread was supposed to entertain us, whether it's with a clever idea or just plain comedy. But straight up porn is just not how I envisioned this contest. Then again, it's not my contest.

I'm not going to say no. Yeah try for something funny, but I'm not going to give a hoot (or two) about something like that. If I had to say no to Irvine's, I'd have to say no to other things, especially something like Viral Harvests last one (for being terrifying). Anyways, keep in mind your goal is to make everyone else laugh with what you're making. 

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #138 on: April 13, 2011, 10:56:17 AM »
Here's my entry  :badbone:


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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #139 on: April 13, 2011, 11:21:24 AM »
Holy...

EDIT:
The deadline is NEXT FRIDAY. It's a very special date cuz that's when I get my paycheck.

The prize is 2 bucks which will be paypal'd to the winner by me through paypal.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #140 on: April 13, 2011, 11:43:10 AM »
that is too hot to describe! nice picture SrCraneo! :ubik:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #141 on: April 13, 2011, 03:42:03 PM »
Oh, how beautiful, how it moves me... love, hate, torture, pleasure... life and death... it's all there! :slan:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #142 on: April 13, 2011, 08:15:37 PM »
Man, a topic of epic proportions :femto: ... I like the last drawing a lot ... especially the detail that went into the veins/ blood vessels and shading aspects :farnese:. Damn, it's real to single out just 1 drawing to be honest! Good luck judges.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #143 on: April 13, 2011, 08:32:06 PM »
Haha, Pucks reaction is great.  I wish I could see his face.

I can't...imagine that feeling very good, to be honest.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #144 on: April 13, 2011, 09:15:56 PM »
It took me a quick second to realize that wasn't Skully eating out a zombie. I have a new favorite! Bravo, my good man. Tastefully done, haha!  :guts:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #145 on: April 14, 2011, 03:25:49 AM »
I like the way her saggy wrinkled breast is wresting on Skullknight's smooth bald crown. It's this kind of detail that puts things over the top.  :guts:

I'm assuming since SK has no tongue or lips that he used the Beherits in his stomach to form the Dildo of Actuation.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #146 on: April 14, 2011, 03:32:53 AM »
I like the way her saggy wrinkled breast is wresting on Skullknight's smooth bald crown. It's this kind of detail that puts things over the top.  :guts:

I'm assuming since SK has no tongue or lips that he used the Beherits in his stomach to form the Dildo of Actuation.
Daaaahahahaha ... Dildo Of Actuation XD
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #147 on: April 14, 2011, 11:01:10 AM »
Where is my Aoooga sound effect?  :mozgus:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #148 on: April 15, 2011, 06:50:59 AM »
Here you go:



I decided to go in a more HUMERUS direction, nyuk nyuk. :badbone:

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« Reply #149 on: April 15, 2011, 09:18:41 PM »
"BONE NIGHT THE DESTROYHER" LMAO