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The church has been penetrating the sex industry for years! :carcus:
"Ungh... oh GOD! f*ck me! GOoOoD! AAA!"

"JC's GIRLSGIRLSGIRLS is a Biblically based Christian ministry that seeks to share God's message of hope and forgiveness by reaching out in a non-judgmental way to those who are in the sex industry."

Anyone seen an non-biblically based Christian ministry? You know, one that isn't judgemental when they say we are in need of forgiveness?

As far as I can tell only one of them was ever in the sex industry (the stripper), the rest have bachelors degrees in "behavioral science" and masters in "Education". And nearly all of them live "With the husbands and 2 kids".
This is hilarious. God find (oops), nomad.
 
Jesus, is this for real!? The priest or whatever is probably some horny old bastard. One more reason to take Christianity less serious I suppose. ::)
 
On a downer of a note,

For some time I've actually been friends with a woman who used to strip and do softcore porn. According to her the people who do it are pretty much all emotionally messed up, whether due to biological disorder or abuse or a combination (this also applies to her). Note for the purposes of this post, extreme nymphomania and exhibitionism are not considered generally indicative of emotional well being.

So the whole JCs Girls thing (which I believe is a Christian spin-off of Suicide Girls started by some disillusioned SC Girls, but I could be wrong) and XXXChurch.com are things that are probably pretty helpful to people in the industry who need counseling.

And please don't direct me to Asia Carrerra's site, I've already been there. There can be exceptions, and Asia Carrerra might be one, but being intelligent and articulate doesn't mean you don't have emotional issues. It's tough for me to make my expert psychological analysis based on a few essays on her site.
 
Jesus porn? what will they think of next... Hahahah, that makes me think of Jeez-Its, or the Cruton 'O Christ (Dane Cook anybody? funniest man on earth)
 
the chicken sangwich? so great. I actually heard a woman at popeye's say "Chicken Sangwich" and nearly pissed myself laughing. I'm getting off topic...
 
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