one phrase to them

what if we had such friends as berserk characters?
Then what would you say to them as a friend?

to Guts ; hope you'll get a good sleep at night

to Griffith; Where the hell is end of your dream?

to Skullknight : hey, oldman, tell me something clearly.

to Farnese: you and I have the same hairstyle now

to Serpico: you always make me :-[ :-[ :-[

to Void : seriously I like your brain

to Slan : Wow~ cool! you're perfect!

to Caska: hey, wake up!

to Puck : you are very warm-hearted elf
I like when you look at Guts with sympathy.

to Isidor : Gogogo! vigorous boy!

to Zodd : you know, you are so sexy and attractive *__*
to Luca : what about getting more decent job?

....... :)

to Skullknight : hey, oldman, tell me something clearly.

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I will, when Kentaro will agree with himself on continuity
           

to Luca : what about getting more decent job

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Mine is the sole job around here. That and the lady hairdresser. But there is only a customer for it : Caska.

to guts: you like cats?

griffith: so really who do you like?

void: *busy pouring salt on his head*

slan: ok i got 5 dollars....

jeadue (cant spell his name): can i kiss you?

casca: LALALALAALAL *dances around like demon*

puck: umm puck could you come here *holds jar behind back*

skullnights hoarse: you seem like more fun

Miura: u r the man 8)

zoddo: whass uup!

guts: let s finish things up!

caska: warmth,patience,true love and will,should help ya to come back!

griffith: wake up!!

judeau:miss u!

theresia: how do u do?

Oh, I forgot Miura and Theresia! (Maximus, you remind me)

to Miura : don't work too much(though I'm dying for your chapter always) drinking coffee too much is not good for your health.

to Theresia: what's taken you so long? >:(

Miura: Is the next chapter done yet? Then no, you can't go out. hey! come back!!! Im just a FAN! a FAN!

Guts: you know, your cool and all, but i don't wanna be in your shoes at all!

Griffith: stop staring at me like that! its freakin' me out! stop it!

SkullKnight: dude! can i borrow your horse?

Farnese: what are you doing with that whip? OUCH! dammit that hurt!

Serpico: she's all yours man, i'm not into all that S&M stuff...

Void: just because you got the huge, oversized, visible brain you think you're all that, don't you!? Well dammit! I got ideas too!

Slan: Can i buy you a drink?

Caska: How come i can never have a conversation with you?

Puck: oh man... sorry. didn't see you there. man, these are new shoes, too.

Isidro: gimme back my wallet, punk

Zodd: can we go out sometime and scare random people on the street? cool! lemme get my hawk helm

Luca: what can i get for 5 bucks?

void: *busy pouring salt on his head*

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woohahaha!
The only dreadful weapon for Void is the salt!!
;D

Guts: your sword is so big.

Guts: your sword is so big.

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Zodd: is that really what u think?
schnaub...schnaub...
thanx man....nobody did talk to me like this before!
besides... :-[...i like ur sword too... :-[schnaub..
couldn t we???....could we???.... :-[schnaubschnaubschnaubschnaubschnaubuffffffffffffffschnaubschnaubschnaubschnaub.....

to Miura: (pssst....is Griffith female??)

to Guts : Kick ass!

to Griffith : Well, I hope you know what you doing.

to Skullknight : Hey, can I borrow your armor for Halloween this year?

to Farnese : If your going to fight demons, learn to fight.

to Serpico : Lets go grab a few beers, drinks are on me.

to Void : Was worth it?

to Slan : How you doing? (Joey Triviani style)

to Caska: I miss your fiery personality

to Puck : You are a true friend, little one.

to Isidor : Take it easy there, tiger!

to Zodd : Your alright in my book.

to Luca : Three words for you: STDs

to Theresia : If revenge is what you want, your taking on too much you can handle.

to Miura : make Griffith fuck with Sonia that i could laugh at Vermeillion the theorician

to Guts : don't be shy

Griffith : is castle close to you enough ?

Rickert : not too disappointed about Guts?

Godo : hey, come back, stop kiddin' ! nooo !!!

SkullKnight : where does the girl on your horse come from ?

Farnese : do you really think you got any chance with Guts ? mmm... you want to help him in his fights against devils ? i believe you

Casca : heho ? heho ! are you joking with others ? i know you're fainting... no answer ?, easy, easy ... >:(

Isidro : whacha doin' ? you bastard robber ! now gimme what you've found, idiot ! ;D

Puck : when you will be in elfheim, could you show where you put you golden ring ? i know the Puck-sama have one , show me your tresor ...

Beast : go on ! Guts is nothing without you : kill !!

Zoddo : you're the best, beware of what happens around Griffith, do not forget Your identity, there's a good fight with Guts : make him very angry !

Jill : what do you do if i kill your father ? mmm ? mmm ? hum... why are you so agressive with your father, egoist !!

Zepec : i talked to your daughter, ( take these bottles, it's free ! ), she's pigheaded ! Call me when you want to make her do... her homework .....already ? :)

Luca : i like you, do you really know Skull Knight ?

Muira:  Keep up the good work!!

Griffith: Burn Bitch Burn!!

Guts: Don't get yourself killed.  

Caska:  Get Well.

Judo and the rest of Hawks:  Rest in Peace.  U won't be forgotten. It's a damn shame your dead.

Puck: Put on some clothes. I can see your ass.

To Caska:yea you are right there:damn those golden years, you never get rid of them,one begins a new career, new look, great promising future and everyone wants you to return at your previous state.It really sucks.

To Guts: but weren't you supposed to be a cursed hero? when did you get bitten by a radioactive bejelit?

To Griffith: courage. I know that you do everything in your power to enhance your image of a bona fide demon and they all take you for something else from a woman to a climber of the social ladder

what if we had such friends as berserk characters?
Then what would you say to them as a friend?

to Guts ; hope you'll get a good sleep at night

to Griffith; Where the hell is end of your dream?

to Skullknight : hey, oldman, tell me something clearly.

to Farnese: you and I have the same hairstyle now

to Serpico: you always make me  :-[ :-[ :-[

to Void : seriously I like your brain

to Slan : Wow~ cool! you're perfect!

to Caska: hey, wake up!

to Puck : you are very warm-hearted elf
             I like when you look at Guts with sympathy.

to Isidor : Gogogo! vigorous boy!

to Zodd : you know, you are so sexy and attractive *__*
to Luca : what about getting more decent job?

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To Guts- "Get some sleep, I'll stand watch" :)

Griffith- "That's pretty fucked up man!" >:(

Skull Knight- "Who are you?" ???

Farneese- "Like whip's huh?" :-*

Serpico- "Got a light?" ;)

Void- "So, is everything large under that cape of yours?"

Slann- "Fine, dinner first!" ::)

Caska- "You might want to wear a chastity belt. Just a suggestion."

Puck- "Ok, see if you can fly your way into the vending machine..." ;D

Isidro- "Hey I asked for coffee!!!" >:(

Zoddo- "That guy over there called you a fruit!" :-*

Luca- "And is that per hour?" :-*

Hehe

to Guts ; How much for that flying pokemon? I got a cookie?

to Griffith; Your dream will be unfullfilled....Micheal Jackson is still whiter than you

to Skullknight : So, uh, this bone thing...its a theme with you ain't it?

to Farnese: The psychiatrist will see you now

to Serpico: how do you feel about those demon dogs that tried to date your sister?

to Void : Can i interest you in some wax? they can make your brain look twice as shiny.

to Slan : hmmm.....so how much of you is plastic?

to Caska: have a cookie

to Puck : 'It's coming right for us!!' *Shoots Shotgun*

to Isidor : Here's some food....oops! Did i forget to mention the rat poison in them?

to Zodd : Bye!! *runs like hell*

to Luca : You do parties?