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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #100 on: December 02, 2006, 02:59:42 PM »
http://skullknight.net/images/ps3launch.jpg

haha.  thats awesome.  Dead Rising was a great game, too, btw.

And what would a system be without a great launch title? Playstation's finest!

That looks like a winner.
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2007, 12:11:54 PM »
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #102 on: May 18, 2007, 12:16:07 PM »
that... is awesome.
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2007, 12:18:35 PM »
From memory because it's pretty old, I think the picture of the second truck falling into the water is just photoshopped (it didn't fall). The gif and low quality make it hard to check though.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2007, 06:23:20 PM »
From memory because it's pretty old, I think the picture of the second truck falling into the water is just photoshopped (it didn't fall). The gif and low quality make it hard to check though.

Yeah it's fake, it's a heavy wrecker, it wouldn't fall into the water like that.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #105 on: May 18, 2007, 06:29:10 PM »
Enough jibba jabba people, this is the POST WACKY IMAGES THREAD. Quit debunking the internet animated gif and make me laugh. That's an order.
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #106 on: May 20, 2007, 02:32:23 AM »
The cold season drifts over the land.
They all huddle in the brown corners.
Some would settle for less.
The castles were all empty, asleep
Long awaiting their King.
Beckoning round the bend.
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Re: Post Wacky Images
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #108 on: May 30, 2007, 04:33:07 AM »
I'm pretty sure this came off 4chan.


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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #109 on: June 03, 2007, 06:18:57 PM »
The cold season drifts over the land.
They all huddle in the brown corners.
Some would settle for less.
The castles were all empty, asleep
Long awaiting their King.
Beckoning round the bend.
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #110 on: June 08, 2007, 03:40:32 PM »
Taken verbatim from a post on the SomethingAwful forums. This thread went gold pretty quick, and it's still a classic, 6 months later.

Thought you guys would enjoy, since it's clearly ripped straight from volume 16  :guts:

I am visiting my family in Florida for the holidays. I was chillin at my sister's house when we looked out back and noticed a swarm of honeybees congregating on their swingset. There are a lot of kids around, including my sister's 3 kids. They were inside at the time, fortunately.








This is where the bees were coming from. A hole in the house behind my sister's place. We told the landlady about it and she didn't seem to care or want to be bothered that she was renting a house to people that had fucking BEEES living inside it.

The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn't come out unless we paid a hefty fee, but he did recommend waiting until dark and go buy some stuff from Home Depot and squirt them with it and that should kill them off.

Well that plan was OK except for 2 things. 1 was that my sister's husband is crazy. The 2nd thing is we didn't want to wait that long nor spend any money.

So we did the next best thing. Started fucking with the bees.


My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. He knocked off a fist sized clump of bees, which eventually just flew back up into the main clump.

That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger....


Yeah, a 40lb trailer hitch for a Dodge Caravan.


INCOMING!


CLANG! We have bees in freefall! Did I mention he is severely allergic to bees?




The bees dust themselves off, and resume taking over the swingset. Every single one pretty much flew back up into a ball of bee death.

At this point it was clear these little assholes weren't getting the message. Their arrival in my sister's property was an act of agression, and we weren't going to stand for it. So it was time for some redneck engineering:


Bee incinerator contraption:
- 30 feet of rope
- 1 large fire pit
- 1 science project board
- miscellaneous rags and a bedsheet
- gas




IGNITION!


OH THE BEEMANITY!


CARNAGE! (my favorite shot, the fucking science fair stuff in the background is so hilarious)


Amazingly some bees still survived the first wave. What should we do next?


The next ingredient is 1.5 quarts of PAINT THINNER


I love the smell of paint thinner in the morning!


12/23, never forget.


THERE WERE STILL MORE BEES ON THE SWINGSET. CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS. 2 QUARTS OF 87 OCTANE GASOLINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!


OH DEAR LORD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.




The aftermath. When I close my eyes...I see fire, and bees.
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #111 on: June 08, 2007, 06:17:55 PM »
That was awesome!   :beast:

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #112 on: June 08, 2007, 06:36:52 PM »
Yeah, the word 'epic' comes to my mind.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #113 on: June 08, 2007, 07:35:39 PM »
I saw this a while back.  It was on digg and the SA forums, I think.

But yea.  Pretty awesome.
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #114 on: June 08, 2007, 07:51:56 PM »
Fuckin' hilarious! R.I.P. you fuckers.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #115 on: June 13, 2007, 05:46:05 AM »
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #116 on: June 14, 2007, 03:43:54 AM »
Is that Vizzini from The Princess Bride?
We often went to the cinema, the screen would light up and we would tremble, but also, increasingly often, Madeleine and I were disappointed. The images had dated, they jittered, and Marilyn Monroe had gotten terribly old. We were sad, this wasn't the film we had dreamed of, this wasn't the total film that we all carried around inside us, this film that we would have wanted to make, or, more secretly, no doubt, that we would have wanted to live.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #117 on: June 14, 2007, 04:55:19 AM »
Is that Vizzini from The Princess Bride?
The quote to me sticks out as even more memorable than the name of the guy, but yeah... in case you didn't CONCIEVE the joke, it's him.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #118 on: June 14, 2007, 11:39:15 PM »
Oh, it's been a while since I've seen that movie.

Now I feel sheepish.... :-[
We often went to the cinema, the screen would light up and we would tremble, but also, increasingly often, Madeleine and I were disappointed. The images had dated, they jittered, and Marilyn Monroe had gotten terribly old. We were sad, this wasn't the film we had dreamed of, this wasn't the total film that we all carried around inside us, this film that we would have wanted to make, or, more secretly, no doubt, that we would have wanted to live.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #119 on: June 14, 2007, 11:59:40 PM »
"Why don't you come down and chum on some of this shit"
A giant Great White Samuel L Jackson would scare me shitless.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #120 on: June 15, 2007, 12:13:29 AM »


Would be horrifying if it happened to me but very amusing when it happens to others!  :troll:
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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #121 on: June 15, 2007, 02:14:17 AM »
Blow me down buckos, in every sense of the herd.

Parenthetically trying to emote a grander sense of duty, yet the presentation of phantasmagoria eludes me.

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #122 on: June 15, 2007, 05:27:10 AM »
Nice Walter, nothing  but a little old school b.sing around to feed the inner child.
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?

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« Reply #123 on: June 24, 2007, 08:54:19 AM »


My hero on the right. :puck: Sakunnikuman!

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Re: Post Wacky Images
« Reply #124 on: June 25, 2007, 03:55:20 AM »


OH DEAR LORD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.
America, FUCK YEAH!


Made my day, +100 Respect Walter.

Recently reformatted (HD death), so I lost around oh 300mb of SA/4chan motivation/memes/images, I'll try to get them back ASAP and post some.