Indian Men fall short of international PENIS size

Walter

Walter

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.
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:carcus: :ganishka: :badbone:
 
Walter

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CnC said:
lol. I think we hurt their feelings
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I did think his quote at the end of the article was pretty witty. However, it reeks of something a guy with a small penis would say. :troll:
 
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smoke

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There was probably one guy with a 3cm penis that brought the average way down.

Actually, I'll just be honest. It was me.
 
Skeleton

Skeleton

smoke said:
There was probably one guy with a 3cm penis that brought the average way down.

Actually, I'll just be honest. It was me.
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Haha! :serpico:

All of the Indian women I have slept with have been incredibly tight and it always made me curious if Indian guys were smaller or it had something to do with it being a strict(er) culture as far as pre-marital sex goes (so they just hadn't "worked" their goods). Poor guys. I agree with Walter, the quote made me giggle like a school girl.
 
SaiyajinNoOuji

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Dionysos said:
Haha! :serpico:

All of the Indian women I have slept with have been incredibly tight and it always made me curious if Indian guys were smaller or it had something to do with it being a strict(er) culture as far as pre-marital sex goes (so they just hadn't "worked" their goods). Poor guys. I agree with Walter, the quote made me giggle like a school girl.
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Oh how I wish I had experiences with the girls over there on that side of the world. Oh well, cant win it all :judo:
 
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Alucard

Wow. That's um... Sad for them... To be fair I know a guy who's pretty damn white yet only 2 inches. He told his girlfriend this before sex now all of downtown knows it. It made me laugh heartily. :zodd:
 
Skeleton

Skeleton

It's not like he chose to be 2 inches... Might as well make fun of a person who was blind or crippled since birth. I feel sorry for him but, luckily, some women actually don't care about stuff like that so it's all good.
 
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Alucard

:void:
You make me sound so evil... I like it!

Look, I know he didn't choose to be 2 inches its just that I thought I was small at 6 and a quarter and here's a guy slightly taller than me just pulling in at 2. I feel bad for him honestly. Really. I just find it funny too... In the kindom of the blind, the one eyed man reigns suppreme, right?

And I make fun of blind people and crippled people anyway. (for those who are going to attack me on this I am joking! I have a sick sense of humor) :troll:

Also, I haven't been here in MONTHS. What happened to giggety?
 
Griffith

Griffith

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Mr. Two-Inch deserves scorn; he should have just told her it was 7" and made up some medical mumbo jumbo, "submerged penis; like a submarine, it's long but it's below the surface, but pops out inside you like a switchblade; you really have to start measuring from the anus to be accurate."

BTW, when the Indians signed up for this did they know it was going to be splashed all over the news? I mean, were they psyched about it before, like, "Man, we're going to show the World, I bet we're way bigger than average, time for India to get its props!"

"INDIA: BELOW AVERAGE PENIS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!"

"Oh no!"

It's like they lost the big game. =)
 
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CnC

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Dirty Dog said:
this would explain the ancient Indians' need to create the kama sutra.
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For that contribution they deserve praise. Not that I would know if any of it was any good but for those of us who've had girlfriends who wanted to try it but ended up having a lot more regular sex.
 
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fuxberg

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters"

It's true. Men with bigger penis ejaculate easier than men with regular penis size.
I read that somewhere, it's about the area in contact... Erm.. Stimulation.. Thingy.. Crap i cant express myself in English. :troll:
 
SaiyajinNoOuji

SaiyajinNoOuji

I'm still better than you
fuxberg said:
"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters"

It's true. Men with bigger penis ejaculate easier than men with regular penis size.
I read that somewhere, it's about the area in contact... Erm.. Stimulation.. Thingy.. Crap i cant express myself in English. :troll:
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Hey, you don't need to lie to us. We are all friends here, its ok. :carcus:
 
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CnC said:
For that contribution they deserve praise.  Not that I would know if any of it was any good but for those of us who've had girlfriends who wanted to try it but ended up having a lot more regular sex.
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actually, I started reading it after I posted that, thinking "eh, couldn't hurt"
I got to the point where they talk about the actual process of sex...
and really; all it does is give names to things that even your average 15-year old, perpetually single, chronic masturbater already knows to do.
mostly, anyway... learned few weird things I'll probably never use in there, though.
(then again, that isn't even half of it, so yeah, might be something better later on  :carcus: )



@fuxberg: it's not how long you are, it's how sensitive you are and how fast you go compared to how short you are... plus a few genetic things, probably. But I know that you can go for well over an hour if you practice some restraint.  :guts:

btw, short men (short meaning over 4" but below average) can compensate to the woman by thrusting faster, just a tip for anyone here who may be a bit afraid that their size may keep them from successfully pleasuring a female.  :troll:



and @rage: XD 2 inches!? poor bastard's better off using his pinky!
 
Ramen4ever

Ramen4ever

Dionysos said:
All of the Indian women I have slept with have been incredibly tight and it always made me curious if Indian guys were smaller
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Asian Women are also incredibly tight !! As for penis sizes, Asian men could probably compete with those Indian men for the Smallest Average penis size award.
P.S The Believed average is around 6 inches stimulated.
P.S.S Quite a few women have pointed out though that its not length but width that is more stimulative.
P.S.S.S Maybe its the rice
 
Griffith

Griffith

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

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Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.

"Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."
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Still loling at some of these lines. It's like they're from The Onion. This article is unintentionally brutal, "there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large." BTW, speaking of the need for "custom" sized condoms...

http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/video_disp.asp?videoid=1073

THE BIG MAN'S BACK!
 
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