Griffith
With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Okay, here’s another dream of mine, I suggest you all post your own. This one’s about a year old, but I transcribed it on some note paper after waking up in order to preserve it, for no apparent reason.
I’m at a random high school, it’s modeled after my own but is new me. I buy some skittles and everyone around seems to know me in a sinister way. Feeling uneasy, I go into the health office where I meet Chris E., a fat guy who is trying to escape and needs my help. His legs are chained to a bed and I suggest we cut them off. He doesn’t like this idea too much but before we know it this Nazi chick has the drop on us. She has short blonde hair, about chin level, partly covering her icy blue eyes on the right side and she wears a sleek black uniform. Chris is killed outright but I make my escape. She's running on top of the office buildings blazing away at me with an Uzi while I slip through the quad area. I bust through a door and suddenly find myself somewhere altogether new. I’m exiting a large mansion with the Lakers, apparently they are my comrades in arms. It’s around sunset, we’re walking on a beach next to a jungle, talking about our victory against the Nazis. I’m specifically walking with Rick Fox and Kobe Bryant and conversation is subtly slipping into basketball/war metaphors. When we talk about the preceding victory they even hint at winning the NBA championship with a wink. Another strange thing, while talking on the beach everything is echoing like we are in the mountains. When Kobe and I speak, our echo sounds exactly alike, he thinks this is very strange. We enter the jungle and our voices echo normally. Not far into the bush we meet up with some more comrades of mine all dressed in fatigues. They're attempting to scale a thirty or so foot cliff using a fallen tree. One of them explains how it should be done quietly in great detail. As soon as he is finished, we are attacked by two evil Nazi teens in black uniforms standing on top of the cliff. One of them has black hair and a pale, chiseled visage. He mocks us and kills many of my comrades. I throw a piece of cinderblock at him but miss because the thing is so damn heavy. He retaliates by throwing a brick, but since I ran away as soon as I threw the cinderblock, there was no way he could tag me. I block the remaining barrage of bricks by holding the first brick over my face. This is when I come to the realization, quite dramatically, that I must kill to survive! Now I’m entering another Mansion in a swamp (I assume I got past the teens and the cliff somehow, probably using the tree). I enter a long hallway, like something out of Resident Evil, where I encounter a soldier that looks just like porn icon Ron Jeremy! He reaches for his gun, and having learned my lesson of war back at the cliff, I grab him by the throat before he can shoot. I watch him very closely the entire time, I see the desperate look on his face begin to fade, the depression in his eyes, until finally he lets out a sigh. I choke him until I am I satisfied he is dead. But he isn’t dead! In desperation I start strangling him again, though I’m not even holding his neck but the fat of his chin and face. He looks at me like I’m a total moron and suddenly he turns into Danny DeVito. He begins babbling on about movies, all the while we remain in our respective positions, me holding on to the lower part of his head. He notices some shirt I’m wearing, it’s a promotional shirt for a movie. I don’t remember the full name but it had the word “Glitch” in the title. He says it caused a scene to be cut from a movie because Richard Dryfus, or just “Dryfus” as he called him with contempt, wore it during the filming. Suddenly, I have a flashback of the cliff scene from earlier, only now a young Richard Dryfus is standing in place of me wearing the shirt. As DeVito speaks it cuts to another scene of Dryfus at a ball of sorts still wearing the shit, along with a tuxedo. DeVito starts rambling bitterly about how stupid Dryfus and someone else (possibility the director) was for not noticing the shirt. Then DeVito disappears and I’m strangling my dog, so I stopped. That’s the end, but here’s the weird part of it…Why weren’t ALL the scenes cut since Dryfus (I) had the shirt on the whole time? I mean, doesn't that seem a little off to you?
-Griffith
I’m at a random high school, it’s modeled after my own but is new me. I buy some skittles and everyone around seems to know me in a sinister way. Feeling uneasy, I go into the health office where I meet Chris E., a fat guy who is trying to escape and needs my help. His legs are chained to a bed and I suggest we cut them off. He doesn’t like this idea too much but before we know it this Nazi chick has the drop on us. She has short blonde hair, about chin level, partly covering her icy blue eyes on the right side and she wears a sleek black uniform. Chris is killed outright but I make my escape. She's running on top of the office buildings blazing away at me with an Uzi while I slip through the quad area. I bust through a door and suddenly find myself somewhere altogether new. I’m exiting a large mansion with the Lakers, apparently they are my comrades in arms. It’s around sunset, we’re walking on a beach next to a jungle, talking about our victory against the Nazis. I’m specifically walking with Rick Fox and Kobe Bryant and conversation is subtly slipping into basketball/war metaphors. When we talk about the preceding victory they even hint at winning the NBA championship with a wink. Another strange thing, while talking on the beach everything is echoing like we are in the mountains. When Kobe and I speak, our echo sounds exactly alike, he thinks this is very strange. We enter the jungle and our voices echo normally. Not far into the bush we meet up with some more comrades of mine all dressed in fatigues. They're attempting to scale a thirty or so foot cliff using a fallen tree. One of them explains how it should be done quietly in great detail. As soon as he is finished, we are attacked by two evil Nazi teens in black uniforms standing on top of the cliff. One of them has black hair and a pale, chiseled visage. He mocks us and kills many of my comrades. I throw a piece of cinderblock at him but miss because the thing is so damn heavy. He retaliates by throwing a brick, but since I ran away as soon as I threw the cinderblock, there was no way he could tag me. I block the remaining barrage of bricks by holding the first brick over my face. This is when I come to the realization, quite dramatically, that I must kill to survive! Now I’m entering another Mansion in a swamp (I assume I got past the teens and the cliff somehow, probably using the tree). I enter a long hallway, like something out of Resident Evil, where I encounter a soldier that looks just like porn icon Ron Jeremy! He reaches for his gun, and having learned my lesson of war back at the cliff, I grab him by the throat before he can shoot. I watch him very closely the entire time, I see the desperate look on his face begin to fade, the depression in his eyes, until finally he lets out a sigh. I choke him until I am I satisfied he is dead. But he isn’t dead! In desperation I start strangling him again, though I’m not even holding his neck but the fat of his chin and face. He looks at me like I’m a total moron and suddenly he turns into Danny DeVito. He begins babbling on about movies, all the while we remain in our respective positions, me holding on to the lower part of his head. He notices some shirt I’m wearing, it’s a promotional shirt for a movie. I don’t remember the full name but it had the word “Glitch” in the title. He says it caused a scene to be cut from a movie because Richard Dryfus, or just “Dryfus” as he called him with contempt, wore it during the filming. Suddenly, I have a flashback of the cliff scene from earlier, only now a young Richard Dryfus is standing in place of me wearing the shirt. As DeVito speaks it cuts to another scene of Dryfus at a ball of sorts still wearing the shit, along with a tuxedo. DeVito starts rambling bitterly about how stupid Dryfus and someone else (possibility the director) was for not noticing the shirt. Then DeVito disappears and I’m strangling my dog, so I stopped. That’s the end, but here’s the weird part of it…Why weren’t ALL the scenes cut since Dryfus (I) had the shirt on the whole time? I mean, doesn't that seem a little off to you?
-Griffith