how to make a "real mouse"

1-1) for those who like to assemble a computer
    (huh? what?)
1-2) I'd like to tell you how to make a gorgeous mouse-cover
    (Let's begin with this)
1-3) First catch a mouse around you
    (beat it trying not to make any scratches on them)

2-1) then get a mini-mouse for the laptops at nearby PC shop
    (make it 5,000won) (No)
2-2) now take knife, formalin(?), needle, thread and others
    (hihihi...)
2-3) stuff the mouse
    (dry it and put the cotton in)

3-1) when perfect stuffed-mouse is made
    (creepy~)
3-2) cut its stomach and put the mini-mouse in it
3-3) pull out ps/2 port through its mouth
    (sssk~)

4-1) adjust mouse button to its eyes
    (ihihi~)
4-2)  get mouse ball fixed properly
    (just make a hole in it for intellimouse optical)
4-3) now connect the mouse to a computer...

5) "it's a real-mouse! brand-new"
  How soft! come and join us!
  fantastic laser beam out of the eyes!

this product makes you enjoy:
strange feeling of eyeballs clicking mouse
creepy feeling you can get also from intellimouse optical at night
perfect weirdness

* live mice are also on sale! we give you its food for free

6-1) Q. a few days later the mouse suddenly turn into a cat. what's wrong?
    (get drowsy everytime you touch me...)
6-2) A: it's the problem of automatic system of windows
    (ackkk? Why? I never use that system, not even once...)
6-3) when you don't shut down windows right...

7-1) update is automatically done
7-2) the mouse turn into a cat
    (balbalbal~ balbalbal~)
7-3) so shut down windows right, please
    (yum!)

8-1) Well, how do you feel?
   can't wait to make it for yourself?
   (what the fuck)
8-2) a unique mouse only for you! it's just waiting for you rummaging a wastebin!
    Go get it!
   (PC line is for you!)
8-3) kkkarhhhhhhhhh!!!
    pleeeeease let me go! don't beat me. it was all for education! not bullshit! <------ reporter of PC Line magazine
    (can't stand you anymore!)<----- editor

Exectly which drugs are you on puella?
I use weed from time to time, been on mushrooms 3 or 4 times and i really love to drink Absinth from time to time (which the americans like to call rocket fuel)
but these strange and minimalistic drawings kinda disturb me

I haven't drunk for 3years. actually can't drink.
my post is for fun, not aimed at disturbing somebody.
the words in the bubbles are very funny but I didn't translate it into English. my fault. I thought only the drawings are just enough. it's full of twisted jokes for some kind of comic horror movie.
However you make me realize that drawings might hurt others' feeling. sorry I didn't know that.

just that i'm a veggie doesn't mean you hurt my feelings with that comic. I kinda liked it. i want more of it. I also want drug induced fantasies like that.



cheers to the korean soccer victory :)

Oh, I took your words- drug and disturb-180 degree wrong.
very glad with your interest in that comic. :-*
Look! I amended my first post. it's all for you, BoB!

cheers to the korean soccer victory  

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danke. :) also hope your team make it

Oh, I took your words- drug and disturb-180 degree wrong.
very glad with your interest in that comic. :-*
Look! I amended my first post. it's all for you, BoB!

danke. :) also hope your team make it

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i don't hope so... i hope korea kicks germany out of the WM. ;D

If not America does it first ::)>:(

i don't hope so... i hope korea kicks germany out of the WM.   ;D

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Yep, same with me. Since shaolin soccer i kinda like asian soccer (don't like soccer in general, too little violence, not enough goals, no puck involved). If only they were doing some of these matrix styled moves on the field i would be the happiest person alive.


thx puella for your amendments :-*
Now i can finally try it myself since this is possible with my optical mouse, too.