Man Covers Self In Taste

A man has found anew path to deliciousness: cover himself with flavor?!

It true, John Redwood of Bingland Heights has made a spice pungent enough to bond with human skin. He started the quest for yum when he was a lad in a forest, dreaming for things unseen as of yet. "I had these tingles in my tastebuds but for something new," He says, "Now a clothing is the direction I choose."

Purchasement of this skin oilcloth is available in 3 flavor varieties: Poppafrash, Jerry, and Ding. New flavors are being developed in a laboratory south of the equator, where smells are intensified by the gravity weight.

"It's a product all man has a try of." John says. We're sure john, we alright.
 
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