Penis Theft on the Rise

Vampire_Hunter_Bob · April 24, 2008

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

I don't know what to do anymore. :judo:

CnC · April 24, 2008

Dick-stealing sorcerers??

Humanity just reached a new low.

Aazealh · April 24, 2008

You guys joke but this hilarious/ridiculous belief actually leads to quite a lot of deaths over there. There are a lot of lynching over accusations of penis shrinking.

CnC · April 24, 2008

Aazealh said:
You guys joke but this hilarious/ridiculous belief actually leads to quite a lot of deaths over there.

People getting killed over any religious belief is tragic, obviously. What I was mocking was the belief itself. :schierke:

Aazealh · April 24, 2008

CnC said:
People getting killed over any religious belief is tragic, obviously. What I was mocking was the belief itself.

Well I wasn't blaming you (awwww), and it's not even much of a religious belief, more like basic superstition.

CnC · April 24, 2008

Aazealh said:
and it's not even much of a religious belief, more like basic superstition.

"well actually", I meant religious in more of the reverence for the supernatural-sense rather than the institution of teaching.

Aazealh · April 24, 2008

CnC said:
"well actually", I meant religious in more of the reverence for the supernatural-sense rather than the institution of teaching.

It's alright, I forgive you. :casca:

CnC · April 24, 2008

Aazealh said:
It's alright, I forgive you.

Thanks, god.

Walter · April 24, 2008

You jokers better cut it out or I'll get Ganishka to shrink your cocks. :ganishka:

Vampire_Hunter_Bob · April 25, 2008

Walter said:
You jokers better cut it out or I'll get Ganishka to shrink your cocks.

I'm calling the police on you, you dick shrinker.

vlad · April 25, 2008

At first I thought this was some "human horn" type of thing, but these guys have some seriously screwy beliefs.

Ramen4ever · April 25, 2008

Every yin has it's yang, I guess. If there's a way to increase your penis length.. there's gotta be a way to shrink it as well. :puck:

ranemaka13 · April 25, 2008

Ramen4ever said:
Every yin has it's yang, I guess. If there's a way to increase your penis length.. there's gotta be a way to shrink it as well.

I thought that was cold water.

Walter · April 25, 2008

Or Bea Arthur in Princess Leia's metal bikini.

ranemaka13 · April 25, 2008

that's definitely..... working... one way or another. :casca:

Ramen4ever · April 25, 2008

WARNING!! You are being warned!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Flaccid_length

I warned you..

Aazealh · April 25, 2008

Walter said:
You jokers better cut it out or I'll get Ganishka to shrink your cocks.

Just shaking hands is enough. If only he could touch Griffith once before dying... WEDDING CANCELLED! :ganishka:

Majin_Tenshi · April 25, 2008

Walter said:
Or Bea Arthur in Princess Leia's metal bikini.

http://users.erols.com/interlac/Bea_Arthur.jpg

That would be Deadpool's dream come true!

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