Let's Brainstorm names for Metal bands

IronDildo

MetalErotica

jk

I think it depends on what kind of metal band.

Hell's Legion

Distorted Reality - wait that's already taken

I don't know.. I wouldn't use any of the above if I had a band.

Rage Machine ( a bit too close to rage against the machine though), Mother f#cker (can't really beat that), Zombie Jesus, Pukeshit, Shit Piece, Horny Devil, Kamikaze Ninja, Subconscious Filth, Flaming Midget, etc

Edit* How about Necrosis Dessert? :isidro:
 

Walter

Administrator
Staff member
Sgt. Grumbles' Desperation (sounds more indie than metal, I guess)

Sewage Slaughter (there we go: abstract, visceral, disgusting, now THAT's metal!)

And my personal favorite:

Cyberdyne Deathhead.
 
X

Xem

Guest
Deprecated Cunt 666

Fecal Blasters

One Million Dead Baby Kittens

Genocide is Funny
 

Walter

Administrator
Staff member
Deathtroit.

Death Bag.

Death Murder.

Death Squad.

Death Force.

Death Machine.

Death Doomsday.

Death Holocaust.

Death Rape.

Whammie and the Fab Force Five.
 

Walter

Administrator
Staff member
Dumptruck Slutfuck (DTSF)

Cyanide Patricide

Slaughtered Harvest (this actually sounds bad enough to be a failed mid-90s metal band.)
 
Here's some health issues that would make decent metal band names.

Anal Seepage
Bloody Stool
Hyper Tension
Brain Hemorrhage
Necrotizing Fasciitis (flesh-eating bacterium)
Necrotitis (this poem is awesome: http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/FoolsQuest/necrotit.htm imagine something like that as lyrics for a self-titled death metal song)
 
@walter theres a metal band close to that spelling soilent green from louisiana
I beleive death squad is taken as well
and one of the members of gwar left and formed mobile death camp.



some of my names for metal bands would be repugnant necrosuction,valhalla in flames,devil's broken neck,multiple contortions from stairs of death
 
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