Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

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Umm. Yeah this is probably one of the stranger things I've posted in the last few days.

..yes its a 2003 article. It's old, ..great.

Good news then.

NightCrawler said:

Good news then.

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Yeah... your avatar is actually now a health advisory, congrats.

Woooo, no cancer for me then.

Good to know I'm in the clear.

That's why men do it, even if you have a hot chick. "hey honey I"m going to reduce my cancer risk, don't bother to call me to go to bed"

Now we have an official excuse if we're ever caught in the act.

"Sorry baby, Doctor's orders."

So, are you master of your domain?

Th3Branded0ne said:

So, are you master of your domain?

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That's a trick question. "Is Masturbation the extent of your domain?" If your just asking whether or not all the guys here are masters of masturbation well I'm pretty sure that you won't really ever hear someone say "no, I fail at masturbating."

"NO! I'm sorry I'm inept.. please teach me well master!!!"

Ramen4ever said:

That's a trick question. "Is Masturbation the extent of your domain?" If your just asking whether or not all the guys here are masters of masturbation well I'm pretty sure that you won't really ever hear someone say "no, I fail at masturbating." 

"NO! I'm sorry I'm inept.. please teach me well master!!!" 

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Jesus dude, it's a Seinfeld reference.

You haven't seen Naked Gun or seen Seinfeld? Were you born in 1998?

Actually he was born in 1988, so I guess he did miss the Seinfeld era. Even the tremendous re runs on tv. It's ok Ramen don't worry about it.

Walter said:

Jesus dude, it's a Seinfeld reference.

You haven't seen Naked Gun or seen Seinfeld? Were you born in 1998?

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Oh is it? sorry I don't watch Seinfeld. I know the show and I've seen a few episodes but not regularly. I don't really watch tv.

and yeah branded has it right, 1988.

The episodes I recall was something about an assman license plate, George having a candy in his back pocket to balance him due to the size of his wallet, when he pretended to be a marine biologist and there was some stranded whale, when Jerry went to an Indian or Pakistani restaurant and told the owner that he should sell his home cuisine instead of American food. when Kramer put butter on himself and fell asleep on the roof, and when he got a hot tub in his room. That's ... basically it.

Wait I actually remember one more episode, didn't George get caught by his mom masturbating?

Although your reaction did had me laughing though, since you sounded so serious. You made my day dude. And that's where the reference came from Ramen. Kramer,George,Elaine and Jerry bet on that they wouldn't do it. So Jerry asked them if they were still master of their domain.

From masturbation to Seinfeld, can I list of a few other of my favorite things while we're at it?