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Shootin' the Breeze / Lex Luthor II, that is me
« on: January 28, 2006, 09:57:23 AM »
I just received this e-mail (honest, I am not kidding)



Dear Sir,

With much sincerity of purpose, we make this contract with you after
Satisfactory information we gathered from the Chamber of Commerce here in
Nigeria though we did not disclose the nature of the transaction to them,
believing that you will provide us a feasible solution to job / services
rendered for the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation [NNPC] by Foreign
Companies, although it might be a surprise to you, it is my sincere pleasure
to intimate you with this confidential business proposal, which will
certainly benefit all of us involved.

I am a Senior Accountant with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation
Headquarters, Lagos. I have decided with some colleagues in the Central Bank
of Nigeria [CBN] and The Federal Ministry of Finance to contact you secretly
on this business for the arrangement of transferring the sum ofUS$25.5M
[Twenty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars] only to
your Company or Personal Account though the Central Bank of Nigeria with her
Off-shore payment centre affiliated to world associations of debt
.management offices (WADMO) finance house , Cotonou Republic of Benin .

However, concrete arrangement have been made to remit the Fund successfully
into your account. This money emanated from over invoiced contract awarded
to a foreign firm. The contract was executed in 1998 and the exact amount
has been paid to the initial executor of the project, remaining the above
invoiced amount.

Being Government officers, we are prevented by the law from operating
Foreign Bank Account while still in the Government Service, hence the need
for your assistance.


1. IN OUR ACCOUNT: We shall secure payment approval from relevant offices
here, for the release of the contract sum in favour of your Personal /
Company's Account, with the Information we shall require from you, we have
already concluded arrangement to secure a Fast Approval so that the Fund
could be transferred within a period of 7 working days.

2. YOUR GOOD - SELF: You are expected to furnish us with necessary
instruments to remit the money, via the Name and Address of your Company,
Name and Address of your Bank and your Bank Particulars for easy transfer,
most importantly, you should ensure that the minimum tax is paid [if any].
On arrival of the Funds, you will be expected to advise us on Investment
Plans since we do no intend bringing the whole part of our owned share back
to Nigeria.

3. TERMS AND CONDITION: For rendering these services, we have decided that
30% of the Total Fund is given to you 65% will be for us [Nigeria Group] and
5% will be kept for all miscellaneous expenses. This transaction is 100%
risk - free; you need not to be afraid. However, it requires your maximum
cooperation, serious mutual trust, honest and absolute confidentiality. To
avoid jeopardizing this transaction and the position of the Government
Functionaries involved.

Please, let me know your position through this E-mail address as soon as this gets to you, also include your direct
Tel/Fax number and E-mail address for easy communication. Details are
reserved until we hear from you.

Yours Sincerely

Shootin' the Breeze / The new saint
« on: October 01, 2005, 06:11:37 AM »
On  Italian newspaper appeared the news below

Since most of you are not  acquainted with the Italian language I will tell you what all this is about:
A Italian house wife was stricken with a very serious mental illness. She is able to name objects commonly used for instance but she is unable to tell you what those object are or what is their use. If you show her a pick of her husband or children she is unable to recognize them and this is valid too also for the picks of everyone  else ( she was unable to recognize even Napoleon) with three exception:Pope Woytila (but if he was not donning the pope dress she was unable to recognize him) Jesus Christ crucified and..Silvio Berlusconi that she was able to recognize correctly. She said: He is a very rich man, that owns a private network and he has success  in the political field.
There were very few instances of this. A Englishman with her same affliction was able to recognize Margaret Thatcher and nobody else. It seems that there is in ours mind a special"channel" that is able to perceive some selected piece of information even when the "normal channels" no longer works...and this has something to do with the media bombardment

Shootin' the Breeze / Seven swords
« on: September 01, 2005, 10:41:15 PM »
Look at this poster of the soon to be released movie "Seven Swords :

doesn't one of them seems familiar to you?

Shootin' the Breeze / Are you man enough to be the President?
« on: August 17, 2005, 09:38:35 PM »
or at least Condoleza?
Prove it !!! :

Berserk Miscellaneous / Berserk+Morrowind
« on: June 26, 2005, 06:18:07 PM »
Did you know that there is work in progress for a Berserk mod for Morrowind?
Here you can see some screenshots:

 click on BERSERK.mod -screenshot

Shootin' the Breeze / El emigrante
« on: April 08, 2005, 08:01:53 PM »
El emigrante

to play is very easy: the guy will follow the point of the arrow of your mouse

Shootin' the Breeze / V for Vendetta
« on: March 18, 2005, 09:34:07 PM »

Shootin' the Breeze / Bloodrayne
« on: March 15, 2005, 11:42:36 PM »

Shootin' the Breeze / The important thing is not like you live..
« on: January 31, 2005, 08:55:08 PM »

Shootin' the Breeze / ...and then there was no one
« on: January 30, 2005, 12:48:54 AM »

Shootin' the Breeze / Damn dog ..I will fix ya
« on: January 29, 2005, 04:08:16 PM »
It is very simple: You have a rolled newspaper and the duty to protect the streets from dogs and flying saucers. Beware , if you want to avoid the charge of excesive violence you have to strike the dogs only when they raise their hind paw (not before , not after) and strike them only in their ehm "pride"  ;D
O.K. wrong adress. The correct one is this :

Shootin' the Breeze / The Fantastic Four
« on: January 04, 2005, 11:22:43 PM »
Here you can download a trailer of the oncoming movie, but you have to be faster thanĀ  quicksilver because there are rumors that they will take it down soon.

and here a pic of the Doomester himself

Shootin' the Breeze / What D&D Character Are You?
« on: January 01, 2005, 10:58:02 PM »

I am :

Chaotic Evil Elf Monk Ranger
Follower Of Talos

Chaotic Evil characters are the most 'evil' people out there. They are willing to do anything to get ahead, and will kill anyone who stands in their way. A chaotic evil person sees no value in order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'.

Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons - except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Talos is the Chaotic Evil god of storms, forest fires, earthquakes, tornadoes, and destruction in general. He is also known as the Destroyer. His followers fear him more than worship him, and they revel in the destructive fury of nature - while praying to be spared from its wrath. Talos's symbol is three lightning bolts, of different colors, coming from a central point.

Shootin' the Breeze / When will it end? Not Berserk...
« on: December 29, 2004, 09:48:19 PM »

well everyone has to go...sooner or later

Here, monday, you will find the trailer of Batman begins

meanwhile you can go here (it is bit torrent however )
 or here

Shootin' the Breeze / O.k. everyone a little break
« on: December 03, 2004, 03:50:51 PM »

Berserk Miscellaneous / Miuranger
« on: May 29, 2004, 09:54:10 PM »
No, it is not Miura's reaction at this forum, but the title of Miura first work
Considering that it was 40 volumes long how many volumes of Berserk  do you reckon will be issued ? ;D

Berserk Miscellaneous / MAXIMUM BERSERK
« on: May 08, 2004, 02:21:35 PM »
I know that many of you will not care, but just to have some of you turn greener than the Hulk ;D :P


The next month the Italian Publisher of Berserk : Panini Comics, a former propriety of Marvel Comics, will launch Maximum Berserk.
That will be the montly reprint  of Berserk (starting with issue one)in  giant size format ( 18X26 ) with more than 300 pages ( that is a tankobon and half- the first issue will reprint enterily the first tankobon and half the second) and it will have the same way of reading of the original Japanese issues, that is the pages will not be mirroed (You will read it from right to left , from the last page to the first). Eat your heart  out Jet comics and Dark Horse  :P

Berserk Miscellaneous / beherith or bereshit ?
« on: May 01, 2004, 04:24:18 PM »
while I was surfing the web I found this :
bereshit 2
bereshit 3

Shootin' the Breeze / happy Easter to anyone
« on: April 11, 2004, 08:12:19 AM »
Just what the subject say

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