one liners you love

I'm a bit disappointed in you guys. No one has mentioned Army of Darkness.

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash

"Give me some sugar baby."

"Yeah I could have been a king, but in my own way I already am king. Hail to the king, baby!"


All I want to do is...bicycle.
Speaking of American Psycho, here's a pretty good quote that I'm going to butcher from the book.

In an effort to calm her I ask, "Did you know that I'm wearing $60 boxer shorts?"

Armstrong just got back from the Bahamas, and has a very deep, very even tan. But so do I!
how could i forget ninja scroll

old man w/ candle bout to blow up ship thanks to gunpowder girl

girl - "ruin your plans old man?!?"
jubei - "not at all..."



liquid gold rushes in and covers ganma

jubei - "Ganma!!! Burn in your golden HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

and sinks

only in english version, the jap version says something like "it ends here" which is not nearly as cool imho


Jesus cries when he looks at me.
Hehe Arnold S., my hero, and his amazing one liner. My favorite one from Commando...

Man - I thought you would let me go!
Arnold - I lied *drops man off the cliff*
Girl - *comes out of no where* what did you do with him?
Arnold - I let him go 8)


Cancer no Deathmask
"All that doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Ok, this one is from Nietzchze, but we've all seen Conan, right?
"A dream,to some.A nightmare to others!!!" Merlin in Excalibur.
"There can be only one." Christopher Lambert, Adrian Paul and co from Higlander.
"Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." David Banner in Hulk, the series.
Just too many for me to post...


"I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do." -Empire Records

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" -Dr. Stranglove


A credit to dementia
Max Payne: "You'd find lady luck was a hooker and you were all out of money."

Unknown: "Your head is so far up your ass you have to open your mouth to shit!"
Star wars KOTOR II The Sith lords:
"I'll Kill who i want when i want."
"If anyone calls me a jedi, they'll be laying in a pool of there own blood"
residental evil four

not verbatim

saddler - "lets see how you fair against 'it' "
leon - " 'it' huh? cant remember its name? you must be having a senior moment"
"Grant me patience, but please hurry!"

- u people r azzes  :D

one piece
alabasta arc

mr1 - "none of those called swordsmen have been able to scratch me. As a swordsman you can not defeat me."

zoro - "yeah i see what your saying, but you should save those pretty memories for your photo album."

mr1 - "atleast your tongue is sharp"
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