New Mountain Dew

Headless_Death

u/QuartetGhent
It seems lately Soda makers are releaseing new flavors, and types, and seem to rip each other off.  Now with Mountain Dews new flavor pitch black, is Mountain dew,
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seem to be becoming much like Fanta
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I like Fanta's soda drinks their quite popular in Mexico. The flavor I like the most is Sangria damn that soda drink is damn good. 8)

I don't like mountain Dew's soda drinks their too damn strong. :-X
 

Vampire_Hunter_Bob

Cats are great
ZODDGUTSU said:
I like Fanta's soda drinks their quite popular in Mexico. The flavor I like the most is Sangria damn that soda drink is damn good.

You only like fanta because there's 3 half naked women dancing for your amusement.
 

Headless_Death

u/QuartetGhent
now MD just needs some half naked women. ;D
I hear that taco bell also has a mountain dew flavor like mountain dew baja or something like that, anyone try it?
 
Vampire_Hunter_Bob said:
You only like fanta because there's 3 half naked women dancing for your amusement.

Nope I've been drinking Fanta since I was a kid. I have some family in Mexico and when I was their to visit I always drank fanta in those class bottles that's kinda like those old fashion Coca-Cola. 8)
 

Headless_Death

u/QuartetGhent
The Dragon Reborn said:
lol.  funny shit.

I think mountain dew looks like fuckin piss.  Too sweet IMO
When you mix all four of them together you get....
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The picture doesn't show it very well, but it is still a see through liquid that is very dark yellow.  The only difference in appearance to piss that I can think of is it's carbonation.
Although the taste of the mixture just tastes like a fruit punch soda drink IMO.
 

DarkBlademaster

Jesus cries when he looks at me.
ZODDGUTSU said:
I bet you use that excuse to the ladies. "It was never this small, it's Mountain Dew's fault :'("   ;D

I was talking about the Fanta. Mountain Dew MIGHT have yellow 5 in it though...
 

Walter

Administrator
Staff member
DemonX said:
I was talking about the Fanta. Mountain Dew MIGHT have yellow 5 in it though...
Mountain Dew and it's Coke-a-Cola counterpart, Mellow Yellow both contain Yellow 5 which has been proven by genetic scientists working round the clock to lower your sperm count, connotatively known as "ball-shrinkage".

Personally, I drink ~a 12pk of Dew every week. If it weren't for the Dew, this site wouldn't continue running. Think of it as SK.net's unleaded gas.

PS: No, Im not worried. I have room to spare.
 
I'm with Walter here.

I've drank MD all my life and have yet to see a difference in my testies. They make over 1 million sperm a day, and it only takes one to make life more challenging. You would have to drink extreme amouts of yellow5 daily to actually see a difference.
 
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