I got my FREE TACO! Did you!?

Griffith

Griffith

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Taco Bell was giving away a free taco to America today from 2pm to 5pm to celebrate a stolen base in the World series; anybody could just go ask for one and get it without paying, which was a somewhat surreal drive through experience (for an official transaction anyway). If you have multiple Taco Bells in the area, that's all the more free tacos! And I bet I could get at least two more by changing my hair and appearance. =)

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Somehow, well, let's be honest, it was the glorious freeness of it, this was one of the best meals I've had; top 10,000 at least! :troll:


Seriously, it was great, a euphoric experience beyond simply eating, it tasted like... like victory.
 
H

handsome rakshas

Thanks Grail!
Ah shit, nobody told Handsome! Keep that receipt Grif, you can cherish this memory forever. Keep me posted if there is a "free cheesy beef melt day", I love those wicked things.
 
Griffith

Griffith

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Yeah, they're really keeping it under wraps, I was going to post about it earlier, but I got sidetracked in discussing/planning for/getting free tacos. =)
 
Walter

Walter

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What kind of bullshit is this? You know of a free taco deal, and dont inform us until after it's expired?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Here I am, eating my disgusting Subway meatball sub, knowing I could have had a free taco.

I'm somehow fascinated by this. How exactly did you phrase the request for a free taco? Please tell me it went something like this: "I'M AN AMERICAN, AND I DEMAND MY FREE TACO." "Your total is $0.00. Please pull around to the first... no... second window."

Hey, I wonder how many illegal residents cashed in on free tacos for America. I'll bet the hicks in my neck of the woods would be even more OUTRAGED than me when I realized I'd missed my shot at a free taco...
 
Griffith

Griffith

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Well, I'd forgotten myself until I saw a thread on somethingawful reminding me. And technically I informed everyone with an hour to spare, pacific time. =)

Anyway, that's not too far off on how the transaction went, I'll recreate best I can:


Taco Girl: "Can I take your order?"

Me: "Hello, I'd like (1) free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco."(the specific order to be given in the instructions)

*pause as I wait for the moment of truth*

Taco girl: "Free taco?"

Me: "Yes."

Taco Girl: "And what would you like to drink?"

*yes, she knew what I was talking about, but here comes the push*

Me: "Nothing."

Taco Girl: "You don't want anything else, no beverage?"

*you could really feel the desperation at this point*

Me: "No thank you."

Taco Girl: "Okay [deadbeat], please pull up to the second window."

*YES! and no payment total or instructions, just come and get what's coming to you; it seemed as awkward to her saying it as it did to me hearing it*

And then I just pulled up and waited for my free booty, she asked if I wanted sauce, and somewhat in awe of the situation, I just shook my head, she handed me the bag, which seemed especially beautiful for a bag of Taco Bell, and I was off.

Oh man, it was delicious. :beast:
 
Scorpio

Scorpio

Courtesy of Grail's doodling.
Ah damnit. My parents actually told me about this deal a few days ago but I completely forgot. As a poor college student that free Taco would have really hit the spot. I demand a second chance!
 
Griffith

Griffith

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Yeah, I'm starting to think I'm the only man in America that got a free taco, like Taco Bell did it just for me; free AND exclusive. :badbone:



REVIVE! IT'S BAAAAAAACK...

http://www.tacobell.com/stealabasestealataco/

2pm to 6pm Tuesday, October 28th. Your chance for free taco redemption! :ganishka:
 
Walter

Walter

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Staff member
Holy SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

This is going to be one super Tuesday, since I not only get a (1) free taco, but Fallout 3 comes out too.  :isidro:

Finally, my custom text from a year ago makes sense again.
 
Skeleton

Skeleton

No way... That's awesome! FREE TACO! :guts: Thanks for the heads up... I know I'll be circling the local Taco Bell here like a shark until 2pm rolls around!
 
G

Guts intestines

Yer breath is bad... It'll go away with yer head
Preview of next adult comedy: Walter :void: and Griff :griff: go to Taco Bell.

I had my free one last year, I saw the game too, I think it was courtesy of the Red Sox.

John McCain's shot at the presidency is bad enough to warrant a taco giveaway in exchange for votes, so maybe he should consider it? Ah yeah, first to turn the taco thing into a political jab at republicans.
 
B

BerserkMJM

Griffith said:
If you have multiple Taco Bells in the area, that's all the more free tacos! And I bet I could get at least two more by changing my hair and appearance. =)
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If you actually did follow through and drive around to multiple Taco Bells, that would be fucking hilarious. I'll be sure to get at least one myself.
 
Walter

Walter

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BerserkMJM said:
If you actually did follow through and drive around to multiple Taco Bells, that would be fucking hilarious. I'll be sure to get at least one myself.
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Oh, there are like 3 within 10 miles of where I work, so I definitely know what Im doing for dinner.

Of course ... one of these places had a salmonella scare a few weeks ago, and no one I know has eaten there since... But a free taco supercedes this annoyance!
 
Ramen4ever

Ramen4ever

I may gather a lot of hate here but I don't eat junk food.
And a free Taco isn't worth the back splashing explosive diarrhea dump you will experience the morning after.
 
Vampire_Hunter_Bob

Vampire_Hunter_Bob

Cats are great
Ramen4ever said:
I may gather a lot of hate here but I don't eat junk food.
And a free Taco isn't worth the back splashing explosive diarrhea dump you will experience the morning after.
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Don't you smoke? Edit: You get the shits after eating one taco?

There is only 1 taco bell I am willing to travel to for this event. Actually, I can't think of any others in my area.
 
Ramen4ever

Ramen4ever

Walter said:
It's FREE! Take the plunge! :ganishka:
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Well I gotta be honest with you. Last time I ate at Taco Bell was about 7 years ago. I had to rollerblade down a really steep hill to get there. I don't think there was a single time that I didn't get explosive Diarrhea half way back up the hill. After which it was a race to the bowl. I usually made it. :troll:
 
Griffith

Griffith

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
How dare you blasphemy the (1) Free Taco! As has been foretold, the second coming of the (1) is at hand, and all you non-believers will be cleansed in the fires of Taco Bell's New 89-cent Volcano Taco, available now at participating locations! :void:

Seriously though, any nancies out there, and I'm not naming names, who can't handle a free taco can gather up their hot pink skates and rollerblade on outta here, and take your wimpy little girl's stomach with you. :ganishka:

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got (1) free taco to prepare for.
 
Ramen4ever

Ramen4ever

Griffith said:
and take your wimpy little girl's stomach with you. :ganishka:
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I'm pretty easy to get along with, and I don't pick fights often. BUT YOUR ON. :puck:
You better start buying some strong hot sauce now baby because we're dueling this one out! Pick a food of your choice and pour a big load of hot sauce on there. I will do the same. Take a picture of the food with the hot sauce on there. A picture of the bottle of hot sauce itself and finally a picture of the food half eaten. I'm gonna make a sandwich or a naan or somethin. :daiba:

No milk, no water.. Just hot sauce. :zodd: The only thing that the fires will cleanse is your butt!!!
 
Griffith

Griffith

With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
You are in no position to challenge ME! You must first eat a free taco, with proof, before I can even take you seriously. :daiba:

Pfff, sandwich or naan... short for naancy meal, HA! :ganishka:
 
Ramen4ever

Ramen4ever

Griffith said:
Pfff, you are in no position to challenge ME! You must first eat a free taco, with proof, before I can even take you seriously. :daiba:

A sandwich or naan... short for naancy meal, ha! :ganishka:
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A trap, you just want to make me eat a free taco knowing full well that it will weaken my stomach. A sign that you lack confidence in your victory. :ganishka:
 
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