Homebrew Superstars

Charitably I donate my time to such frivolous events, soccer moms in repose as I display the goods. Turkey rolls abound and the tray sides form a parabolic arc under their weight; this is a true sign of bounty. Doubly shame yourself for greed on this day, Charlie Poppins, these aren't for you. Daren't touch them with your corpulent fingers, dough of man compressing at the knuckles for a peanut effect.

Only the first quarter. Dicks out, sausages reversed, salmon is prepared. Take your time. Don't choke.

The light dims and we become more aware of our surroundings as digestion begins. Four stars converge together in the sky and create a fireworks display. Geometric patterns coalesce on the thickening glaze that coats our eyes.

Subconsciousness now. Parlay these thoughts to that man who controls yourself in the daytime. These are important.
 
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