Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?
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Vacationed on Skellig
Did 10 years really go by since you registered? Wow. Felt like a week.
One Year Later
You've been around for a year already!
Been Here a While
You've been around for 5 years! Time flies.
Hundred Message Poster
You've posted 100 messages. Hopefully not all in a single session!
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Born in the mud
You've made your first post. Welcome to this cold, harsh world. (We're a friendly community though)