What if Miura had been put in charge of the Star Wars series? How would he have written it?
A few changes I can think of:
The Emperor would be a demon walking around with his brain exposed, and would have tentacles with which to rape passersby.
The Tusken Raiders would have done more than just knock Luke unconscious. "You got pretty lips, boy ..."
Anakin Skywalker would be a LOT prettier and have flowing white hair. All those tortured romance scenes in AOTC would have been eliminated ... do you really think he would take "no" from Padme? ;)
When the monster in the arena raked Padme's costume --- breasts, baby.
When the Emperor said to Luke, "Strike me down and join the Dark Side ...", it would have all been over at "Strike me---"
Just a few ... anyone else have ideas?
A few changes I can think of:
The Emperor would be a demon walking around with his brain exposed, and would have tentacles with which to rape passersby.
The Tusken Raiders would have done more than just knock Luke unconscious. "You got pretty lips, boy ..."
Anakin Skywalker would be a LOT prettier and have flowing white hair. All those tortured romance scenes in AOTC would have been eliminated ... do you really think he would take "no" from Padme? ;)
When the monster in the arena raked Padme's costume --- breasts, baby.
When the Emperor said to Luke, "Strike me down and join the Dark Side ...", it would have all been over at "Strike me---"
Just a few ... anyone else have ideas?