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Offline The Perineum Falcon

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"Uwe Boll's" LiveJournal of Awesome
« on: February 17, 2005, 11:40:08 PM »
Oh, bliss & heaven.

This is quite entertaining.

An all-too-brief highlight:
also, michael bay, i will find you and shit on your mouth if you call me again. you embarrase me in front of paul ws anderson, and i can not have that. i will make a movie out of ET the videogame. you say its a movie. are you STUPID? how they make movie out of that? what kind of movie make you walk around and extend your neck to scale cliff? not my movie. not. my. movie.

for more information on Uwe Boll, go here.

And most importantly, enjoy!
We often went to the cinema, the screen would light up and we would tremble, but also, increasingly often, Madeleine and I were disappointed. The images had dated, they jittered, and Marilyn Monroe had gotten terribly old. We were sad, this wasn't the film we had dreamed of, this wasn't the total film that we all carried around inside us, this film that we would have wanted to make, or, more secretly, no doubt, that we would have wanted to live.

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Re: "Uwe Boll's" LiveJournal of Awesome
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2005, 02:10:57 AM »
Someone's a comedy genius!  But it can't be Uwe Boll!

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Re: "Uwe Boll's" LiveJournal of Awesome
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2005, 07:48:37 AM »
Heheh yeah, funny indeed.

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Re: "Uwe Boll's" LiveJournal of Awesome
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2005, 09:19:11 PM »
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There are a few reasons why you might not see posts on this friends page:

    * uwe_boll might have no friends
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