Stuff you NEED to know BEFORE visiting Japan !!

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DemiAngel

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I got to admit this site was like the best blog about life in japan, it's pretty popular actually between anime forums:

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

GREAT STUFF !! :carcus:

Discuss ..

Oh and BTW, Iam new here at the forums, nice to meet ya all ! :guts:
 
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Darkadien Zurel

Nice to meet you Demiangel and welcome to the boards!

Ive read some of this before and heard about it exspectially the "Kancho" game, interesting stuff, im a huge fan of japanese culture and i myself wish to atleast visit there once in my life. Maybe ill learn some stuff i dont know in this and it will help me in the future :serpico:

Thanks for the post it should prove a good read atleast!
 
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IsolatioN

Last Soldier Standing
On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.
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I am scared to go to Japan now
 
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CnC

Ad Oculos
Yea, I've seen this before (might have been from a link given on this forum, dunno). Yea this guy seems to be extremely succeptable to Kancho, or at least loves to talk about it.

Japanese kids are wierd.

Welcome to the forums.
 
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DemiAngel

Guest
The site was updated recently with a new editorial : You Can't Escape Bad Porn

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html <--- Street fighter goodness :schierke:

Don't forget to check the hatemail within the editorials ..

"but i think all ure storys are a bunch of black man lies."

Not just any lies mind you...black man lies. With...what...30% more sneakiness? A bucket of fried chicken with every black man lie? A little crack sprinkled on top?
I so want to make a "white man lies" joke here, but I kind of feel like I'd be betraying my people.
.....Waitaminute.....
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Hilarious ! :serpico:
 
Aazealh

Aazealh

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Staff member
I didn't know about this site, and I didn't know that the guy's "revelations" about Japan were supposed not to be common knowledge. Yeah, kancho is big in Japan. In other Asian countries too. And Japanese society/people have defaults, breaking news. Sort of bored me like any blog would after 5 minutes, at least the guy seems to be having a good time though.

CnC said:
Japanese kids are wierd.
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I think all kids are. :void:
 
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Kagami

Goo!
DemiAngel said:
The site was updated recently with a new editorial : You Can't Escape Bad Porn

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html  <--- Street fighter goodness  :schierke:

Don't forget to check the hatemail within the editorials ..

Hilarious ! :serpico:
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welcome and thanks for the funny editorials :)

I feel bad for that guys experience..... I have never had to go into the pr0n section of a video store, let alone for a lady! :O
 
Proj2501

Proj2501

Slightly Green said:
My friend was telling me of a game very similar to kancho that he used to play, involving hockey sticks.

and they called it "Treatment." :carcus:
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My one friend is this crazy Filipino guy, last year, he started playing this game with all of us called "Swiping". 'Swiping' is this retarded game, I unfort. have been swiped. As I was walking up stairs with my friend behind me, with his hand in typical 'kararte chop' form, he swiped my ass. His hand being a credit card and by ass cheeks being the reader.....i hate gettin swiped. :puck:

My other friend plays this BRUTAL game called, 'Buttercup'. It's simple when u least expect it, he punches you in the balls and hard. No one around here has been 'Buttercupped' for sometime...but when my friend Joe is around...our balls are on High alert. :isidro:
 
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Kagami

Goo!
Proj2501 said:
My other friend plays this BRUTAL game called, 'Buttercup'. It's simple when u least expect it, he punches you in the balls and hard. No one around here has been 'Buttercupped' for sometime...but when my friend Joe is around...our balls are on High alert.  :isidro:
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I hafta ask this... Why don't you just kick the living shit out of him if he ever does this? I'm sure folding him up like a pretzel will make him think twice about touching ANYONES balls.

I realize he may be a friend, but a fella hasta draw the line somewhere...
 
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tonggi

who wants to get swipped by the swipping master himself. I had to invade this forum just to get the word out.

do it to your friends, family and foes with this face sneaking up from behind

:guts: then yell "SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIPE"

emphasis the SWW and dig in deep. real deep like you wanna buy something but you don't have the money.

play the game forever and your crack will be target nonstop, u'll never ever be able to walk up stairs normal ever again. I brought this game to my fraternity house of 20 guys. and trust me. walking up stairs and walking around the halls scared the shit out of me. Enjoy!

Kagami said:
I hafta ask this... Why don't you just kick the living shit out of him if he ever does this? I'm sure folding him up like a pretzel will make him think twice about touching ANYONES balls.

I realize he may be a friend, but a fella hasta draw the line somewhere...
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TRUST ME. Joe's friend jOn did it to me outside of Fridays, I had my hands in my pocket and he just retaliated cause i cracked a joke inside htat he coudlnt' say anythign to. He got me so hard. I got pissed and got his ass back. Plus he's a hand dimaond(only meand proj know. haha) and i can kick his ass. But we're all friends and it shouldn't be hard.
 
Proj2501

Proj2501

Kagami said:
I hafta ask this... Why don't you just kick the living shit out of him if he ever does this? I'm sure folding him up like a pretzel will make him think twice about touching ANYONES balls.

I realize he may be a friend, but a fella hasta draw the line somewhere...
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Joe's been my friend since forever...plsu we buttercup him too....if i'm not able to have kids...it'll prob be his fault...
 
Aazealh

Aazealh

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Proj2501 said:
My other friend plays this BRUTAL game called, 'Buttercup'. It's simple when u least expect it, he punches you in the balls and hard.
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Uhh yeah, that sounds retarded, especially when you're over 20. I just invented a game where I take your face and ram my knee in it repeatedly, loads of fun.
 
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w00t

Reinforcing the frat-boy stereotype, good job guys...

I guess it beats spin-the-bottle when I was a youngan. Or does it? Getting kicked in the balls or some sweet sweet soft female lips on mine? Tough choice...... :casca:
 
Proj2501

Proj2501

Aazealh said:
Uhh yeah, that sounds retarded, especially when you're over 20. I just invented a game where I take your face and ram my knee in it repeatedly, loads of fun.
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Hey man I'm a victim!....

P.S. I'm not in a frat.
 
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darkbane

Guest
I've just now finished reading that whole site (god knows why). Although most of it is monotone, there's some real gems in there - like the hatemail (everyone loves hatemail) and some of the more interesting conversations (like with Ms. Americanized - that would floor me, too). Some interesting stuff about japanese food, work habits, doctors, too.

As for Kancho and dodgedick - I don't care what culture you come from, anything involving grabbing another guy's dick or sticking a finger up his ass is plain sick, period -_-. (Ain't I a narrow-minded bastard?). I suppose the Naruto creator should go to hell for making it even more popular than it needs to be (as well as for writing such a crap manga - oops).
 
Aazealh

Aazealh

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darkbane said:
I suppose the Naruto creator should go to hell for making it even more popular than it needs to be (as well as for writing such a crap manga - oops).
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Well there are frequent references to it in a good number of anime/manga, I'm afraid Kishimoto only made it more popular to "western" dorks on the Internet.
 
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DemiAngel

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there are frequent references to it in a good number of anime/manga
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Take Hajime no ippo for example:
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I don't think that there is more accurate expression for this experience !! :isidro:
 
Sparnage

Sparnage

Yeah, interesting stories but I think the guy is a bit full of it. Japanese are very respectful people in comparison to most others.

In addition to being very polite physical contact between people is generally not as common as it is in western countries, let alone groping peoples dicks.
I know of a couple of people who have gone over there and never heard anything close to that.
 
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IsolatioN

Last Soldier Standing
Aazealh said:
Well there are frequent references to it in a good number of anime/manga, I'm afraid Kishimoto only made it more popular to "western" dorks on the Internet.
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if Miura put that into Berserk.. I think I would cry :(

Yeah, interesting stories but I think the guy is a bit full of it. Japanese are very respectful people in comparison to most others.

In addition to being very polite physical contact between people is generally not as common as it is in western countries, let alone groping peoples dicks.
I know of a couple of people who have gone over there and never heard anything close to that.
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true, but did the couple people you know spend their days teaching adolescent Japanese school kids?
 
Sparnage

Sparnage

IsolatioN said:
true, but did the couple people you know spend their days teaching adolescent Japanese school kids?
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One of them spent some time english teaching, don't recall hearing anything like that. Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit over the top?
 
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darkbane

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Sparnage said:
One of them spent some time english teaching, don't recall hearing anything like that. Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit over the top?
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It seemed plausible enough to me. Of course there's some personal bias to it - it's a blog after all. Still, kids in jr. high are little bundles of energy and do some pretty crazy stuff (at least that's what I remember jr. high being like). Add to that the (apparently) pretty-much-anything-goes rules of japanese jr. high, and you get an explosive combination.
 
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Khorne

I`ve read all the editorials and I must confess that if it`s true that you live longer by laughing, then I`ve gained at least 15 years by reading it :guts:.
 
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