typhonblue
Feminism--making the world safe for bigotry
Fishbomb! I challenge you to semi-clad jello wrestling for the honor of clutching helplessly at SkuLL LoRD!
Fur Bikini optional.
Fur Bikini optional.
QueEn SkuLL LoRD
- Thread starter typhonblue
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So um who's going to be videotaping this. 
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Radzeke
Guest
YOU CAN BUY THE SEX TAPE OFF MY WEBSITE LATER! BUT DON’T TELL THE GIRLS ABOUT IT! I TELL THEM THE VIDEO CAMERA IS FOR BIRD WATCHING!
SKuLL LoRD ------)----@
SKuLL LoRD ------)----@
Hmm I wonder if I can pre-order it now.
typhonblue
Feminism--making the world safe for bigotry
General Sparnage said:
Hey, I know which side my bread is buttered on.
Speaking of butter...
;)
SexyCharlotte
All those who wander are not always lost
Now we all know other women here have publicized themselves a lot more openly to the Skull Lord. Damn, KimChan wouldn't take up that offer of the menage a trois I guess. But oh well. Skull Lord won't have a woman who's Hagued anyways.
LH
LH
Vampire_Hunter_Bob
Cats are great
QUeEn Fishbomb said:
ME! ME! Pick me!
typhonblue
Feminism--making the world safe for bigotry
QUeEn Fishbomb said:
It's 6'2".
Oops.
How about a time-share arrangement?
The Pimpinator
Chortling?! I enjoy my souls!
By Zeus' sword! such violence! I hope for words to be exchanged in place of blows my ladies. And I know what lines such as "fur bikini" and "sex" refer to. But the reckoning is near, and I've saved enough souls to buy a box of cupcakes.
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Radzeke
Guest
AHHHH! 6’ 2”!? I’M ONLY 5’ 11”! 6’ IN HEELS! KEEP IN MIND I’M OVER FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND AT THE TIME OF MY BIRTH I WAS A FUCKING GIANT! MY WANG DOESN’T IMPRESS LIKE IT DID IN THE 1600S EITHER! WHEN I USED TO SLAY DRAGONS WITH IT! CURSED ETERNAL LIFE! I WISH I COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO REINCARNATE! MY SKULL-POP TOLD ME ONCE BUT I FUCKING FORGOT!! AND YOU FUCKING PEOPLE! YOU ARE ALL FREAKS GROWING TO BE SEVEN FEET TALL AND LIVING TO BE 100!!! KNOCK IT OFF!!!11@! OH YEAH! HOLIDAY IN OR MOTEL SIX!? I KNOW A GREAT PLACE NOT FAR FROM MY HOUSE CALLED “THE LAUNCH PAD”!
SKuLL LoRD ------)----@
SKuLL LoRD ------)----@
roberto999
The Black Chick of Darkness
You are 3 cm less than Guts? (Gut's height 190 cm) excuse me for telling you this but you are a dwarf. In fact the congress of Onu has just approved a emendament that states : "...Hencefort the right height for a human being is that indicated in the holy work of Kentaro Miura, and so written in stone , of 190 cm. Every other height will be subjet to severe censhorship."QUeEn Fishbomb said:
typhonblue
Feminism--making the world safe for bigotry
QUeEn Fishbomb said:
I'll go for the calves!
Can I have some sort of title?
Vampire_Hunter_Bob
Cats are great
typhonblue said:
Queen Nice Butt. Hows that?
SKuLL LaRD
i AM nut skulLord.net!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
typhonblue
Feminism--making the world safe for bigotry
Vampire_Hunter_Bob said:
Hmm... As long as you don't mind ghetto booty.
typhonblue said:
But ghetto booty is the best!
Girls are supposed to have curves and asses and... *just zones out for a while*
ahem... no anorectic skinny things for me.
*notices SKuLL LoRD's avatar*
Oh no... I don't think we should fight over him. We'd better run, he's gone all blonde and perkypretty now... *shivers*
Think we should just stay in the jello and ditch the boys?
[Modified: Wait... that was SKuLL LaRD... do he have an evil twin then? Or just a new queen paradise lost avatar?Well, the offer still stands]
typhonblue
Feminism--making the world safe for bigotry
QUeEn Fishbomb said:
You realize SKuLL LoRD is a skeleton right?
QUeEn Fishbomb said:
'tis awful no?
QUeEn Fishbomb said:
I think it is Our Lady of PMS again. Sheesh. It's like the board has become a microcosm of the real world. Once again skinny and bitchy go hand and hand.
Oh well, screw the world, the jello's jiggly and a-waitin'! (BTW, you know you're a foot taller then me right?)
SKuLL LaRD
i AM nut skulLord.net!!!!!
QUeeN typhonblue said:
LADY OF PMS AGAIN?!?!?! I HAVENT MENSTRATED IN 397 YEARS!!! I MISS IT
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Radzeke
Guest
EWWWWWWW!!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! THIS IS WHY I LEFT HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU FOLKS ARE DISFUNCTIONAL!!!
SKuLL LoRD ------)----@
SKuLL LoRD ------)----@
QUeeN typhonblue said:
*laughs* That I do realise. Wasn' talking about men there, they can be as skinny as they like. Besides I've had a soft spot for Skeletor since his wonderful performance in the Masters of the Universe movie...
*grins* And hey, I don't mind. Most my boy/girlfriends have been shorter than me...
But alas it looks like SKuLL LoRDy has been freaked out... *grins*
but you got yer title, right? Congrats!
typhonblue
Feminism--making the world safe for bigotry
QUeEn Fishbomb said:
I think he was freaked out by his female half.
roberto999
The Black Chick of Darkness
Right you are, that message (shortened) alone fill my screen. Now that there are two of them posting that way I have to climb up and down antlike to read a half sentence.SKuLL LoRD_PHeMpT0_BuNDy said:EWWWWWWW!!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
SKuLL LoRD ------)----@
Say, but the two of you (Skullord and He-man) shouldn't be deadly enemies ?