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There were once a king who had a dream. He wanted to DESTROY THE AMISH but Jesus came and died pointlessly leaving the amnish fighting one another to their field. Then Yoda appear and bought Ewoks and Jar-Jar along before shooting him right in his leg, but it began to grow and then it exploded into SweeTART which were eaten with all the ewoks, by Yoda. People of the Amish, angry at Yoda for eating Jar-Jar, Yoda pulled out his lightsaber which Broke on Lando's eye socket who suddenly appear and pulled out his blaster to the Umpa Lumpas, they retaliate fiercely despite their size, unfortunately for them, Jesus resurrected and kill them all, holding a dildo in his hand "The squeeze master 5000" begin to vibrate unleashing terrible power burning all Catholics for their sins.
Then came Homer vaccuming fried chicken with Colonel Kentucky and a TV. Jesus continue to play himself to death before he took a crap and died laughing. After Martha Stewart became the president of her prison in San Quintin, Osama recruit her to eat his Mustache and Turban flavored popsicle stick while singing to fat white men Who couldn't even read French Canadian porno magazines and jumping wet cunts yells Martha Stewart. After an Orgasm while tap dancing with John Edwards they listen to ABBA on crack and see Saddam dressed like Batman riding a kangaroo yelling at Martha, "WHERES MY TIGER?!". Mister Cheese-Steak-Jumping-Sauce dashed into the kangaroo, Which retaliated by a energy ball from Goku BITCH who had groin injury from yaoi sex after watching porn.
Suddenly a levitating Ounce of semen fired straight into your mother's eye. The king was jealous of a woman who can satisfy the pet dragons lust. But suddenly some shit happens. Osama came back and died again. Colon Cancer but suddenly aperson wrought stuff.Anders Friden arrived later that night with a hamster. The hamster had an AK 47 and some shoes. Which revived Hitler with Doney's DNA and purple dildos which were used on a car. The car ejaculated on Clint Eastwood who started to clean his Colon with a katana which sliced his dog's chew toy. The dog crapped on the King causing a mixture to explode resulting splattered "sloppy joe" all over her crotch and her fried chicken brunch. She tried to spanks his monkey with some fish that were still breathing the fishes bit Batman's nipple, then jumped into a moat of lava where Batman lost his chia pet named Elizabeth Grenfuz, “Goddess of Chia’s”, queen of queefs, who bitch slaps William Hung as American Idol 4’s are shot by a banna gun held by John Lennon queen diary.
Don’t vote Kerry because he is THE LIZARD QUEEN!!! Of New Mexico. But Bush is tall short tall with a gigantic fetish for OIL. So he began to siphon oil through his nipples creating a sensation that will shoot cum from his hairy, sagging buttckeeks The End. Fin. Not end now. The end again. So Bob thinks. “Surprise another ending!” or is it? Dun dun dun! Then cums along Demonx’s surprise death and fluffy bunnies with friggin lazers attached to their Willy! Who’s concert was a massive Iraqi made dildo which was orange and limp like a drunkards dick which tastes like pickles and urine and broccoli hanging off a toastada.
Suddenly a very informative young badger shaved his balls on top of the Olive Garden while eating a tostada with poop. It self destructed thanks to fetuses wrapped in seaweed and tree sap coming from her nipples which were for NIPPLE VISION! Which Jon enjoys so very much. Then Jon saw Mr. Captain Kangaroo which greeted him and gave him an ak 47 so he can shove it in Britney spears exotic diaper that was gold-plated. Vasoline coated a banana which was stuck in-between his ass, beside the meatball, made from donkey poop which resulted in a catastrophic orgasmic explosion of cum drenched condoms. Femto’s nipple fat began to ooze out fruit juice which tasted lke milk and cookies. Santa Clause appeared with a huge sack full of toys and stuff.
Very naughty toys including vibrator and uzis, and rifles and a green Taco Bell dog who gave free blowjobs to whoever had a slimy yellowish wet toe with ganggreen hangnails and drank water from the faucet. Rice eats cow, but cow eats infamous Ron Jerremy just like robyn hatches an egg and stopped making porkchop sandwiches. Now lassie likes his arse and bites his peeshe, but his tounge was in the dog’s intestines because he liked his sandwiches. Then he farted on Jerry Springer which eventually lead to his death by chocolate. So Willy Wonka came and made coffee out of cheese and it tasted like a sack of hairy watermelons that was born from the five godhand members which shall become one of the fruit. They unlock mysteries and ride bikes into the sun with no lotion but drenched in sweat while they eat cookies like eggplants that fly. But then the earthworm had fleas on their tiny I pod players while listening to Linking Park’s screams inside his mothers refridgerated womb.
Wrapped with steel, forged by Godo, molested by Michael the archangel who ran through hurdles but Tom Sawyer swatted many flies with mean pride and jack knife. So many things would die when his cat fell into the abyss, reportedly obese, and willing to stuff itself with turkey up its asshole. Then came Toto and he ate a fish which was extremely poisonous and soon he farted out of a turkey baster! Pushed in her spiderman costume, but chicken fried steak is damn tasty! Low carb diets will kill you with their evil. There is no more sex in the city thank God, but there is no boob bees flying around collecting pee pee pee and then explodes in a large horses colon with many kilograms of Purina dog chow made of shit, string with cups, poopy poo pooh from its ass where it always unless youre a skinny white pedophile. Then you want to pork kids in the bunghole and orl also but I digress.
The fact about cheese men and the year 1981, Tienamin Square Guy, the blue men, love of tanks, and a hammock. However it is thought very bad to eat yellow muffins in the chairmans office chair. Now the only way to piss is done orally through the arse which contradicts orally because its magic. Winnie the pooh loves to pooh which is apparent definitely on you cause your shit is really chunky when you sit on a dildo made of butter which then melted a cows utter which spewed milk on Mr. sutter nutt sack that wore a hat and had holes in a bullet shot at moles that molested themselves resting on shelves with maggots on a rotting peon that exploded violently in a blob of opague trandoshians from the village where demonx was eating dinner then he saw his mail mutha fucka and attempted to mail his muthafucka letter bomb to Gearge w. Bush who was happy because he finally caught a glimpse of a slutty female cat that was addicted to the Berserk manga which resembles cocain except Berserk is not deadly unless you mimic it then zodd appears to quarter bush.
Zodd’s loincloth exploded, Bush’s pants dropped and the hookers appeared from hell wearing latex pants and flaming shirts and no bra. Their breast burned and nipples twisted, zodd cut off her moist clit and attached his extra hip replacement from the fibula to the ass. The End is near yet it is very far from the beginning and it exploded with brute flaccidity who fought bravely in front of godhand action figure with spring action…
(your welcome ;D)
- c 8)
Then came Homer vaccuming fried chicken with Colonel Kentucky and a TV. Jesus continue to play himself to death before he took a crap and died laughing. After Martha Stewart became the president of her prison in San Quintin, Osama recruit her to eat his Mustache and Turban flavored popsicle stick while singing to fat white men Who couldn't even read French Canadian porno magazines and jumping wet cunts yells Martha Stewart. After an Orgasm while tap dancing with John Edwards they listen to ABBA on crack and see Saddam dressed like Batman riding a kangaroo yelling at Martha, "WHERES MY TIGER?!". Mister Cheese-Steak-Jumping-Sauce dashed into the kangaroo, Which retaliated by a energy ball from Goku BITCH who had groin injury from yaoi sex after watching porn.
Suddenly a levitating Ounce of semen fired straight into your mother's eye. The king was jealous of a woman who can satisfy the pet dragons lust. But suddenly some shit happens. Osama came back and died again. Colon Cancer but suddenly aperson wrought stuff.Anders Friden arrived later that night with a hamster. The hamster had an AK 47 and some shoes. Which revived Hitler with Doney's DNA and purple dildos which were used on a car. The car ejaculated on Clint Eastwood who started to clean his Colon with a katana which sliced his dog's chew toy. The dog crapped on the King causing a mixture to explode resulting splattered "sloppy joe" all over her crotch and her fried chicken brunch. She tried to spanks his monkey with some fish that were still breathing the fishes bit Batman's nipple, then jumped into a moat of lava where Batman lost his chia pet named Elizabeth Grenfuz, “Goddess of Chia’s”, queen of queefs, who bitch slaps William Hung as American Idol 4’s are shot by a banna gun held by John Lennon queen diary.
Don’t vote Kerry because he is THE LIZARD QUEEN!!! Of New Mexico. But Bush is tall short tall with a gigantic fetish for OIL. So he began to siphon oil through his nipples creating a sensation that will shoot cum from his hairy, sagging buttckeeks The End. Fin. Not end now. The end again. So Bob thinks. “Surprise another ending!” or is it? Dun dun dun! Then cums along Demonx’s surprise death and fluffy bunnies with friggin lazers attached to their Willy! Who’s concert was a massive Iraqi made dildo which was orange and limp like a drunkards dick which tastes like pickles and urine and broccoli hanging off a toastada.
Suddenly a very informative young badger shaved his balls on top of the Olive Garden while eating a tostada with poop. It self destructed thanks to fetuses wrapped in seaweed and tree sap coming from her nipples which were for NIPPLE VISION! Which Jon enjoys so very much. Then Jon saw Mr. Captain Kangaroo which greeted him and gave him an ak 47 so he can shove it in Britney spears exotic diaper that was gold-plated. Vasoline coated a banana which was stuck in-between his ass, beside the meatball, made from donkey poop which resulted in a catastrophic orgasmic explosion of cum drenched condoms. Femto’s nipple fat began to ooze out fruit juice which tasted lke milk and cookies. Santa Clause appeared with a huge sack full of toys and stuff.
Very naughty toys including vibrator and uzis, and rifles and a green Taco Bell dog who gave free blowjobs to whoever had a slimy yellowish wet toe with ganggreen hangnails and drank water from the faucet. Rice eats cow, but cow eats infamous Ron Jerremy just like robyn hatches an egg and stopped making porkchop sandwiches. Now lassie likes his arse and bites his peeshe, but his tounge was in the dog’s intestines because he liked his sandwiches. Then he farted on Jerry Springer which eventually lead to his death by chocolate. So Willy Wonka came and made coffee out of cheese and it tasted like a sack of hairy watermelons that was born from the five godhand members which shall become one of the fruit. They unlock mysteries and ride bikes into the sun with no lotion but drenched in sweat while they eat cookies like eggplants that fly. But then the earthworm had fleas on their tiny I pod players while listening to Linking Park’s screams inside his mothers refridgerated womb.
Wrapped with steel, forged by Godo, molested by Michael the archangel who ran through hurdles but Tom Sawyer swatted many flies with mean pride and jack knife. So many things would die when his cat fell into the abyss, reportedly obese, and willing to stuff itself with turkey up its asshole. Then came Toto and he ate a fish which was extremely poisonous and soon he farted out of a turkey baster! Pushed in her spiderman costume, but chicken fried steak is damn tasty! Low carb diets will kill you with their evil. There is no more sex in the city thank God, but there is no boob bees flying around collecting pee pee pee and then explodes in a large horses colon with many kilograms of Purina dog chow made of shit, string with cups, poopy poo pooh from its ass where it always unless youre a skinny white pedophile. Then you want to pork kids in the bunghole and orl also but I digress.
The fact about cheese men and the year 1981, Tienamin Square Guy, the blue men, love of tanks, and a hammock. However it is thought very bad to eat yellow muffins in the chairmans office chair. Now the only way to piss is done orally through the arse which contradicts orally because its magic. Winnie the pooh loves to pooh which is apparent definitely on you cause your shit is really chunky when you sit on a dildo made of butter which then melted a cows utter which spewed milk on Mr. sutter nutt sack that wore a hat and had holes in a bullet shot at moles that molested themselves resting on shelves with maggots on a rotting peon that exploded violently in a blob of opague trandoshians from the village where demonx was eating dinner then he saw his mail mutha fucka and attempted to mail his muthafucka letter bomb to Gearge w. Bush who was happy because he finally caught a glimpse of a slutty female cat that was addicted to the Berserk manga which resembles cocain except Berserk is not deadly unless you mimic it then zodd appears to quarter bush.
Zodd’s loincloth exploded, Bush’s pants dropped and the hookers appeared from hell wearing latex pants and flaming shirts and no bra. Their breast burned and nipples twisted, zodd cut off her moist clit and attached his extra hip replacement from the fibula to the ass. The End is near yet it is very far from the beginning and it exploded with brute flaccidity who fought bravely in front of godhand action figure with spring action…
(your welcome ;D)
- c 8)
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3rd paragraph made no grammatical sense...I stopped reading there.
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